The end of "the best" threads.

[Septimus]

This is the end-all be-all of the "who is the best" threads. Any new threads that pop up about who is the best will simply be redirected to this one and the poster will be banned for life.

Enjoy, and please feel free to add in comments about how you love and worship me.

[Not Kuno]

I voted 3. Why isn't Zoldof in your signature image yet?

[Raineer]

I voted 3. Why isn't Zoldof in your signature image yet?

I have to say your NPC mastery is impressive.

[Elcura]

Sept > you

[Russta]

Sorry, you fail the Bio-Genbu-for-three-hours test.

[Lockecole]

I think it's pretty obvious you should be talking about Zoldof more.

[Raineer]

The poll results lead us to one obvious conclusion:




Nerf Septimus.

[Blazer]

BG doesn't give him the luxury to waste 3 hours for possibly craptacular drops and 10,000 experiences lost. That and he's wasted too much hours farming Sea to pay heed to that!

[Blazer]

Oh and Sept....

Next Ballista:

BG RDM free-for-all, who's the best and most skillful rdm in BG!

I can tell you now, Curtis would slaughter us all but my idea owns!

[Elcura]

I'm a RDM (coughMNKcough). I think i'd win.

[Blazer]

Sorry Elcura, but you still lack the crimson to catch the others

Oh and as for your monk, I do believe I have a few weapons your monk is dying to have....HAHAHAHHAHA!!!

[Anderian]

I know I've said it before but... I love you Septimus! <3
You are not A pimp Red Mage, you are THE pimp Red Mage.
Oh, and:
/worship Septimus

[Sekkite]

Septimus needs to talk about Zoldof more. His life is meaningless until he does.

[Blazer]

I guess the only well known BG rdms are Sept and Elcura. It's nice to know that if I unequip my pearl while leveling, no one would try to point me out unlike sept. Yet, I'm jealous of the fame! Can't hate on them though, cause they own!

Sept, no Galka for you!

Elcura, Claire Redfield FTW!

[Sekkite]

I guess the only well known BG rdms are Sept and Elcura. It's nice to know that if I unequip my pearl while leveling, no one would try to point me out unlike sept. Yet, I'm jealous of the fame! Can't hate on them though, cause they own!

Sept, no Galka for you!

Elcura, Claire Redfield FTW!

You're the original pimp. No one can forget that.

[Janeru]

Sorry, you fail the Bio-Genbu-for-three-hours test.

you forgot to add "Spend a mil on reraise items and die many times".

[Blazer]

No, Joft is the original pimp, I'm just his shadow. (same exact friggin model!)

[Elcura]

I guess the only well known BG rdms are Sept and Elcura. It's nice to know that if I unequip my pearl while leveling, no one would try to point me out unlike sept. Yet, I'm jealous of the fame! Can't hate on them though, cause they own!

Sept, no Galka for you!

Elcura, Claire Redfield FTW!

IF well known means lacking in equipment then sure, also low bow @ the crimson/af2 thing

I'd like to know what weapons you have that I want >.> Faith bags?! Or is it Indra Katars? (GTFO!!)

Jill Valentine >>>>> Claire Redfield.

<3 Blazer, original pimp.

[Septimus]

I guess the only well known BG rdms are Sept and Elcura. It's nice to know that if I unequip my pearl while leveling, no one would try to point me out unlike sept. Yet, I'm jealous of the fame! Can't hate on them though, cause they own!

Sept, no Galka for you!

Elcura, Claire Redfield FTW!

That's because I have a terrific PR department. These guys and gals work day and night to make sure I have good name recognition, am properly branded, and a decent "Q" rating. The whole "Galka Pimp-Daddy" thing, think I came up with it? Wrong. It was a Madison Avenue Advertising company, (I won't say their name, but I will say that they are responsible for the whole "white headphone" phenomena) took them a week of brainstorming to come up with the winning slogan. You can't just earn the kind of fame I have Blazer, you have to buy it.

[Elcura]

Lmao Sept, so you hired the fuckers that did the white headphone thing! Make them come up with a catchy "Taru-eater" phrase.