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  • Chuck Norris

    24 34.29%
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    46 65.71%
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  1. #1
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    Chuck Norris vs. Jackie Chan

    Some guy in a chat room asked "Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Jackie Chan?"

    I said, "Jackie Chan."

    He said, "Why?"

    So I made a YTMND to answer him

    http://chucksweakness.ytmnd.com/

  2. #2

    i say jackie chan.

    Chucky seems to be getting out of shape in his old age comapred to jackie chan. his kicks arent what they used to be. while jackie chan is still flipping around that shopping cart and using his ultimate weapon "The Ladder"

  3. #3

    So you are asking if a well Bearded man could beat a dam smooth-face?

  4. #4

    Jackie Chan.

    Why? If you've seen his movies, that dude can do some crazy stuff. All I see Chuck Norris do is drive around in a lifted truck and kick people through doors. But they have to stand still for him to do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro
    Jackie Chan.

    Why? If you've seen his movies, that dude can do some crazy stuff. All I see Chuck Norris do is drive around in a lifted truck and kick people through doors. But they have to stand still for him to do that.
    Not true. Sometimes Chuck Norris also gets hit in the head by an oar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro
    Jackie Chan.

    Why? If you've seen his movies, that dude can do some crazy stuff. All I see Chuck Norris do is drive around in a lifted truck and kick people through doors. But they have to stand still for him to do that.
    Not true. Sometimes Chuck Norris also gets hit in the head by an oar.
    True, but there was never a Jackie Chan lever. There was, however, a Walker, Texas Ranger lever.

    Conan rules.

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    I think in a few years, when Chuck Norris turns evil, Jackie Chan will be the only one to save us. By this time, Vin Diesil and Mr.T (along with the Transformers of course) would have created their own, separate universes to govern over (Which gives Chuck Norris the chance to obtain an item that could multiply his already unlimited power, Bob Sagit's balls).

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    Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan are both sweet, but as mentioned, Chuck Norris is like 65 now? He'd put up a good fight but he'd lose I'd think .

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    Norris would definetly kick Chan's ass in 1970.

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    bruce lee mang

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