Bud light presents....Real Men of Vana'diel
(real men of vana'diel)
Today we salute you...Mr. Suck my LS Leader's dick guy.
(Mr. Suck my LS Leader's dick guy.)
Loyalty to your LS is a good thing...but why stop there, when you can take it further.
(unzipp those pants now)
Thinking for youself and having your own opinions can be tiresome...so why not let someone else think and make your opinions for you...while you suck them off.
(Please tell me what I am thinking)
While others seem fit to simply attend events and camps, you prove your worth by having your leaders balls resting firmly on your chin.
(I'll get e.body if I swallow yeah)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Oh Slobber of the Knob...I'm sure it will help you wash down that man juice. And don't worry, your bot will claim that HNM for you while you polish your leaders pole.
(Mr. Suck my LS Leader's dick guy.)
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