Chuck Norris invades.... where?

[Chumbelina]

Jacksonville Florida!

That's right, Strange as it seems, all of my friends who generally stay off of the internet and have no way of knowing about the whole Norris/Diesel fad that has been going around for the past year or so have been telling the Random fact jokes. I find it funny, my friend Tyler told me a bunch of them, but I didn't laugh and I knew the answer to them all. He asked how I knew and I simply told him it's an old internet fad. He seemed disappointed, but I gave him a pat on the head, looked him square in the eye and told him to keep his chin up! "One day you'll be the man." I said. "Just not today little Tyler." I handed him a butterscotch candy which he greatfully accepted and popped into his mouth, then we walked off into the sunset.

The point is, has this happened anywhere else? Chuck Norris appears to be a hot topic in my cities schools and colleges. Kids and young adults alike have been going on with the jokes for the past few weeks and I found it annoying on the internet, but now that it's invading my real life.. what in the world is going on here?

Also a sidenote to this, one of my friends has been talking about how Jack Bauer can beat Norris and Diesel since day 1 of the Random Fact fad. Funny because Bauer seems to be the one kicking more ass than Norris/Diesel from what I've noticed lately.

either way, DISCUSS!

[½pint]

Bauer.

Also, lol at your meatspin quote XD

[Lockecole]

Was a close call between Bauer and the oatmeal...but you didnt specify if the oatmeal had fruit in it, so Bauer wins.

[Chumbelina]

Was a close call between Bauer and the oatmeal...but you didnt specify if the oatmeal had fruit in it, so Bauer wins.

Just for future references, a brief history on the oatmeal:

This packet of instant oatmeal was found in the darkest, crustiest corner at the bottom of a gamer geek's pantry. The oatmeal has no fruit in it because the person who made it was too poor from RMTing and he couldn't pay his heating bill. So he resorted to his last book of matches that he stole from a motel down the street. He ran out of matches before the oatmeal could heat up all the way... also the reasoning for no fruit being in his house because he lives off of ramen, Mountain Dew™ and Funions™ Besides, Mother only goes grocery shopping on Friday, today is Thursday you moron!

There you have it. No fruit in the oatmeal.

[Idlepimp]

Go oatmeal

[Kiro]

Vin Diesel.

[Chumbelina]

Pretty sad when Oatmeal... and not even hot oatmeal is owning Diesel and Norris. Looks like the rise of a new era! It's year of the Bauer baby!!

This topic got derailed at the start.. unless nobody has hear people talk about the random fact jokes in RL.

[Izzy]

Sure

[NynJa]

nah, it really is becoming a widespread thing, extending past the internet.

[Warudo Ecksu]

Oh crap I accidentally voted for Vin. I should have voted for Jack.

[untouchable]

Vin Diesel.