NEW EXPANSION INFO LEAKED!!!

[Chreman]

My friend Dandin's cousin's father's old boss now works at SE, he provided me with the following information:

After the astounding success of naming Sea mobs by slapping their penises on keyboards, the new aht urgan zones and mobs will be named with the same method.

There will be a new set of abjurations geared towards all jobs in one way or another:

Fo Shizzle Abjurations:

Head
HP+20 MP+20 Light Resistance +10 Enhances "Get jailed by GM for no reason"

Body
HP+30 MP +20 Enhances "Negro Smash" (Mentioned hidden abilities, but i couldn't get more info.

Hands
HP+25 MP+15 Steal +2, Enhances "Gilfinder without proper alliby"

Legs
HP+15 MP+25 Enhances the effect of "Fried Chicken"

Feet
HP+10 MP+10 Gives wearer the effect of "Flee" when within 50 yards of a GM

[aurik]

lax funi

[Ohemgee]

I want the leg armor

[Chumbelina]

The remark about naming Sea mobs was funny.
After that I kinda didn't get it.

Not being critical, just being honest ;-;

[Rawk]

Kill yourself. :D

[Surealistic]

Kill yourself.

please do, your wasting air

[Sidd]

lax funi

[Lordwafik]

WOW YOUR SO FUNNY I LAUGHED UNTILL MY INTESTINE SHOT POO OUT OF MY MOUTH

[Koyangi]

lax funi

[SephYuyX]

4chan quality.

Up to you whether thats a good thing or not.

[Brennon]

i cant believe i wasted 5 seconds of my life reading that.

[Lbelle]

i cant believe i wasted 5 seconds of my life reading that.

[savageboy]

surprised you took the 10sec to post that

[Bebopaloo]

/poke Brennon hi fren ^-^

[Khamsin]

After the astounding success of naming Sea mobs by slapping their penises on keyboards, the new aht urgan zones and mobs will be named with the same method.

I knew this was a fake the moment I read that.

If they had really slapped their penises on keyboards, sea mob names would have been limited to zxcv or vbnm.

[Razz]

After the astounding success of naming Sea mobs by slapping their penises on keyboards, the new aht urgan zones and mobs will be named with the same method.

I knew this was a fake the moment I read that.

If they had really slapped their penises on keyboards, sea mob names would have been limited to zxcv or vbnm.

LOL

[Mrcloudz]

If they had really slapped their penises on keyboards, sea mob names would have been limited to zxcv or vbnm.

Now THIS actually made me lol

As for the OP............

[royze]

After the astounding success of naming Sea mobs by slapping their penises on keyboards, the new aht urgan zones and mobs will be named with the same method.

If they had really slapped their penises on keyboards, sea mob names would have been limited to zxcv or vbnm.

depends on you're penis size ;x

[Lordwafik]

<The joke> - - - -- <the people who got the joke> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - <Royze>

[Surealistic]

<The joke> - - - -- <the people who got the joke> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - <Royze>

LOL