Poverty-Stricken Africans Receive Desperately Needed Bibles

[joft]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46226

fucking scathing, it's beautiful

[Palin]

Christians are smrt.

Best line:

Moussa Yaouli, a 35-year-old farmer, was particularly interested to learn more about the doctrine of transubstantiation, which Living Light personnel told him involved the eating of wafers. "It is said to be a big wafer. I am sure it will feed many of my children.

Poor people.

[Anyway]

"Come rejoice, and feast upon the word of Our Lord, Jesus Christ," said Christina Clarkson, executive director of the Living Light Ministries of Lubbock, TX. "Those who were hungry, hunger no more, for the Word brings life."

LOL pretty sure they'd rather feast on the FOOD of our lord. But hey what do I know.

[Kaylia]

I would rather have christian african than muslim african

[Lockecole]

Wow way to miss the fact that this is a satirical online newspaper. You guys never read TheOnion?

Translation: It's a joke.

[Kaylia]

I actually just read other 2 comment, not the actual article

[Lockecole]

I actually just read other 2 comment, not the actual article

No I agree with you, referring to the others.

[Nirokun!]

Savage Love onry (*'-')

[Shaede]

The Onion is funny stuff, but it's kind of pathetic that so many people I've run across think it's serious. I sometimes wonder about that...

[Skyylya]

The sad thing, is that is very believable because of how ridiculous religons are. I figured while reading the first couple paragraphs it was a satire, which makes it a good one imo cause it is believable...but also kinda sad.

[Shaede]

The sad thing, is that is very believable because of how ridiculous religons are.

*sigh* =(

[Quicklet]

The sad thing, is that is very believable because of how ridiculous religons are.

http://www.scientology.com

[Zigma]

The sad thing, is that is very believable because of how ridiculous religons are.

http://www.scientology.com

win \(^-^)/


seriously though, scientology has $$$

[Lordwafik]

Scientology, the only pay per view religion?

[Anyway]

Wow way to miss the fact that this is a satirical online newspaper. You guys never read TheOnion?

Translation: It's a joke.

lol I lose. Haven't heard of TheOnion. Only read the first 2 paragraphs too.

And Wafik your sig is great.

[Orfeo]

The sad thing, is that is very believable because of how ridiculous religons are.

http://www.scientology.com

this scientology shit is pissing me off. its stalking me.

[Skyylya]

Scientology is a joke, please don't get me started on how pathetic of an organization that is.

[merper]

As Jon Stewart put it, "if scientology wanted to be taken seriously it should have had something believable, like a virgin birth or a guy rising from the dead."

[Skyylya]

"if scientology wanted to be taken seriously it should have had something believable, like a virgin birth or a guy rising from the dead."

lol, i think i believed in santa claus longer than i believed in god. Sucks that people will believe anything just because they are told to and never stop to think about it.