Well, some of you maybe a little disgusted by this story but I feel the urge to pass it along. It has nothing to do with games but rather deals with life in general.
I was at work last week. As part of my job, I have to make a weekly trip to another city to pick up different things. Last week, I had to bring along some helper monkeys since I had so much work to do and I had to get a couple of trucks back to my home city.
At lunch, we all went to one of the local restaurants. We had a nice meal, told some jokes and had a good time. When we were leaving, we all lined up to pay our bills. One of my helpers, lets call him Brent, decided he needed to relieve a little pressure so he tried to do the old one cheek sneak (that’s right he farted). Now instead of floating an air biscuit… he pooped.
Normally, I think the story would end there but I have to continue. He went to the washroom immediately after touching cloth. Keep in mind that none of us knew he dropped a deuce. We all waited with the cashier while he was in the little boys room. After 20 minutes he reappeared, looking a little nervous, he paid his bill and left.
In the truck we noticed the faint scent of dookie so we naturally inquired as to what was up with Brent. He let us know that soiled himself and that he was trying to clean up in the washroom. Here’s the problem…. He kept his poopie underpants. He had cleaned up and put his poopie pants in his pocket, wrapped in paper towel. I immediately kicked him out of my work truck and made him drive one of the vehicles we were picking up home by himself.
The questions I have are:
1) Should I laugh my ass off at this? He’s 24 and filled his pants with pudding…
2) Should I fire his ass for his lack of bowel control?
3) Should I have kept this story to myself?
4) Are stories of pooping your pants funny? If so, would you like to hear another one?