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    It's Snakes... On a PLANE!

    This is some stuff from IMBD about the tagline for Snakes on a Plane.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/board/nest/33092225

    Fasten your seat belts, you're in for a snaky flight!
    "It's not just a good idea. It's the TRUTH."
    "Between Heaven and Earth, there's snakes on a plane."
    Flying is, statistically, the safest mode of travel. Except when there's... Snakes on a Plane.
    "Snakes! Plane And Simple!"
    "You Think Your Scared Now? What You Don't Know Is We Have Released Snakes In The Cinema"
    "It's Snake Or Break Time"
    "Can I Asp You A Question?"
    "Viper Violation"
    "From the director of Final Destination 2..."
    "In 2006, Mace Windu will kill a bunch of snakes"
    "It's Die Hard on a plane...only with snakes...and Shaft"
    "They shouldn't have flown Delta"
    "In the upper atmosphere no one can hear you scream...er, well actually most of the passengers would be able to hear you scream...whatever"
    "Airplane 3: Snakes on a F--ing Plane"
    "Snake's On a Plane: The Chronicles of Snake Plissken's Skymiles"
    There's more at the link, but you need to register

    Ninja Edit: Snakes on a Plane trailer.
    http://www.egotastic.com/video?ifilm=27 ... %20Trailer

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    saw this

    http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4931/soap4fr.jpg

    and i immediately fell in love with the premise.

    i don't care how bad it is, i'm going to see it.


    i heard though, that it may be an april fool's joke, so we'll see!

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    Snakes on a motherfucking plane, motherfuckers!

    http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/image...-a-plane-2.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by kisada
    i heard though, that it may be an april fool's joke, so we'll see!
    I've heard about this for awhile so if it's an April Fools joke it's a really elaborate one.

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    Dam, that would be such a good stoned movie... that trailer was amazing. even tho I have seen it a while back, it still rocks.

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    Lmao, this looks like to be the SUCKIEST movie ever. The trailer was really funny though... Totally dumb...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lylie
    Lmao, this looks like to be the SUCKIEST movie ever. The trailer was really funny though... Totally dumb...
    I think that's what is going to make this movie so great... If it's real. It's just so stupid that it almost seems fake...

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    Where's the trailer? I Can't find it

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    Bottom of my first post.. But here again:
    http://www.egotastic.com/video?ifilm=27 ... %20Trailer

    It's a toughy to find because a lot of the Youtube "Snakes on a plane" trailer/teasers are just pictures of snakes and planes and wierd shit...

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    OK... Now that I've seen the trailer. I don't think this can possibly be a real "survivor/horror" movie or whatever they call it. I'm thinking that this entire thing is a joke or that it's meant to be a parody of real survivor/horror movies.

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    If they do it in a Rocky Horror super camp-fest manner it will probably be hilarious. If they try to be the least bit serious it will be worse than anything shown on a Sunday afternoon on the Sci-Fi Channel.

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    yeah this is a real movie. it was in WIRED magazine a few months back, when the movie producers first showed this out on the internet slightly it became a clut movie immediaty even though it hasnt been seen yet. when they wanted to change the title samuel l jackson said no and if they did he would leave the production of it because the ONLY reason he joined was because of the title basicly. this movie is gonna be so funny because of the low quality it will be. an assasin on the plane using snakes.......come on people you can think of a better storyline than that =_=

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    The trailer doesnt work for me; I just hear it it doesnt show.

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    Probably missing the proper codec then

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    it looks weak, but funny at the same time. definately gonna have to get high before seeing that film.

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    Samuel L. Jackson's new mile-high thriller Snakes On A Plane has created such a buzz among internet film fans, movie bosses have called for re-shoots - to give the film a tougher rating. The film, which stars Jackson as an FBI agent trying to keep a federal witness alive onboard a plane full of snakes, wrapped last September - but went back before the cameras earlier this month for five days of additional shooting. Film bosses at distributor New Line Cinema opted to add new scenes to the film to take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory, according to industry magazine The Hollywood Reporter. They claim the second round of filming became necessary after intense and growing fan interest in the film, which is scheduled to be released this summer. Among the reported additions to the film is a foul-mouthed rant from Jackson in which his agent character bellows, "I want these motherf**king snakes off the motherf**king plane!" The line is expected to take on cult status. The film-makers have reportedly added more gore, more deaths, more nudity and more snakes to the finished product.

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    If you cant see the trailer, update your flashplayer.

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    This is one of those movies where you don't have to change the title when making the porn version.

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    Hiss motherfucker, do you speak it?!!?
    was the best one.

    And Sam Jackson is the coolest man alive...he saw the title and signed, didn't even read the script.

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