Past 4/20 Jp time... switched on yet?

[Gamutstreet]

We are into 4/20 japan time. Is ToA switched on yet? I'm at work so I can't see.

[Raineer]

We are into 4/20 japan time. Is ToA switched on yet? I'm at work so I can't see.

maintenance in 24 mins anyways

woohoo server reset

[Krandor]

I remember reading somewhere it switches on at noon in Japan? So like 8 PST PM Today

[Jackyl]

yet another fafnir while i'm at work.. =_=

[phizit]

So like 11 PM EST We can access to content today? Anyone knows when it goes live?

[Raineer]

So like 11 PM EST We can access to content today? Anyone knows when it goes live?

No, SE has not said a time specifically, and that was probably on purpose.

[Wilimac]

if its like the seaonal events they will start it @ like 7 pm cst.

[Sykes]

The news item says the evening of the 19th in the NA release, so my guess is that it will be the normal 7 PM PST or whatever.

[Anja]

a friend of mine called a GM yesterday and he said the GM told him midnight PDT

so 12am PDT on the 20th, 3am EST

I suggest you call your own GM to verify, midnight doesn't seem like "Evening" to me. Not like GMs do anything anyway unless someone's fighting AV.

[Cautery]

I suggest you call your own GM to verify, midnight doesn't seem like "Evening" to me. Not like GMs do anything anyway unless someone's fighting AV.

Seriously. Just shut up right now.

Zip it.

If one more stupid person asks me how to unlock this or how to get to this new place, someone is going to die. And I don't mean fed to a dragon kind of die.

We just put in the new content. JUST.

I mean would you people actually try and do something, hell anything, on your own?

Right now, there are people who are combing through the new data files, so that they can post all the information about the new content.

Either wait for them or find out by your damned self.

STOP SENDING GM CALLS ASKING FOR INFORMATION!

STOP IT!

NOW!

STOP NOW!

Seriously. The point of a damned video game is to play it and win on your own.

Sure, ask in game for hints or help, but do you really have fun running through a checklist you printed off after someone else mined through the data files?

Is there victory in that?

Today, I came so close so close to just running a magnet over all the servers and watching Vana'diel (and all of your whining little characters) disappear.

After the umpteen thousandth GM call asking for new Treasures of Aht Urhgan info, I decided to check the call queue.

1,493 GM calls pending across 18 servers.

That was when I snapped. Game on, bitches.

I'd never actually seen 1,493 players in Mordion Gaol before.

[GM]Dave>> Okay, you have all been brought here for being too stupid.
[GM]Dave>> You wanted a new area. Here's your new area.
[GM]Dave>> Try out the new quest "Don't Drop the Soap."
[GM]Dave>> Are there any questions?
Player573>> Uhh... when can we get out?
[GM]Dave>> There is no "out" anymore.
[GM]Dave>> There is only "in" now.
[GM]Dave>> You will come to accept it.
Player882>> Let us out!
[GM]Dave>> Remember, kill someone right away.
[GM]Dave>> That way you won't end up somebody's "bitch".
[GM]Dave>> Have you ever seen Prison Break?
Player1265>> You can't do this to us.
[GM]Dave>> I love that show.
[GM]Dave>> Scofield is awesome.
Player137>> plz let us out
[GM]Dave>> Did you just say "plz"?
[GM]Dave>> Poor grammar is frowned upon here in D block.
[GM]Dave>> Meet your new cellmate.

Jormungand uses You Got a Purdy Mouth.
Player137 takes 32,841 points of damage.
Player137 was defeated by Jormungand.

[GM]Dave>> Are there any more questions?
[GM]Dave>> I take your silence as cautious acceptance.
[GM]Dave>> Or the fact that I disabled your tells.
[GM]Dave>> Can I help you with anything else today?

If you have already placed a GM call asking for help with the new things we added, just unplug your computer and eat your video card. You'll be saving us both some trouble.

Unless you'd like Jormungand as a cellmate. As I understand it, he can be quite gentle when he wants to be.

[GM]Dave

[Valley]

Dang dave!

[mrfridays]

Some hilarious shit

To hell with "this wins the thread"... this wins the fucking website! Bravo!

[Vobent]

..if you continue it

Player137>> plz let us out
[GM]Dave>> Did you just say "plz"?
[GM]Dave>> Poor grammar is frowned upon here in D block.
[GM]Dave>> Meet your new cellmate.

Jormungand uses You Got a Purdy Mouth.
Player137 takes 32,841 points of damage.
Player137 was defeated by Jormungand.

[GM]Dave>> Are there any more questions?
[GM]Dave>> I take your silence as cautious acceptance.
[GM]Dave>> Or the fact that I disabled your tells.
[GM]Dave>> Can I help you with anything else today?

Wins.


http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/

[Sheeba]

<3 GM Dave. He always brings a smile to my face and justice to the stupid.