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    Weaboo of the House of Weave
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    Stephen Harper Eats Babies

    TORONTO (Reuters) - A mocking announcement about Canada's prime minister, "Stephen Harper Eats Babies", was flashed on electronic advertising signs on Toronto area commuter trains for several days, and technicians were still scrambling on Tuesday to get the signs fixed.

    "Stephen Harper Eats Babies. Stephen Harper Eats Babies. Stephen Harper Eats Babies," started to appear every three seconds across some LED screens late last week. The signs usually carry transit updates and advertising spots.

    "It appears that this was a case of electronic vandalism," said Stephanie Sorensen, corporate communications and media specialist for the GO Transit commuter system. "We assume it was a hacker. We haven't identified the person who did this but we're working closely with the contractor who runs the signs to fix the problem."

    Screens on GO Trains have been shut down since Monday. Sorensen said she expects they will remain off line for a few more days until password-protected technology is installed to protect them from computer hackers.

    "We regret that it happened and we're sorry if anybody was offended, including the prime minister," Sorensen said.

    GO Transit carries 47 million passengers every year on its network of buses and trains in the Toronto region.

    http://today.reuters.com/news/articlene ... ACKER1.xml



    Hahahahahahahahaha

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    The God Damn Kuno
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    Would be funnier if it had images too. Pretty funny regardless though.

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    wow finally another person from Hogtown that plays FFXI.

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    Re: Stephen Harper Eats Babies

    Quote Originally Posted by Tymon
    "It appears that this was a case of electronic vandalism," said Stephanie Sorensen, corporate communications and media specialist for the GO Transit commuter system. "We assume it was a hacker...

    Sorensen said she expects they will remain off line for a few more days until password-protected technology is installed to protect them from computer hackers.


    WELL FUCKING FANCY THAT LADS, HACKERS GOT INTO A SYSTEM THAT HAD NO PASSWORDS.

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    And nothing can penetrate a password.

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    lmao @ Stephen Harper. I know Canadian politics aren't as popular as American, but just to bring you up to speed, Stephen Harper is basically Bush's right hand man.

    He's the leader of the conservative pt (blue) and he's spending a butt load of cash in the next budget, and that's gonna hurt Canada's deficeit(sp).

    Kudos to that "hacker", I hope there's more Harper mockery ^^;;


    GO GO NDP!

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    If your gonna pull something off like that don't make the message something retarded like stephen harper eats babies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuai
    Aww. ^^;

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    Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies....

    You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork..

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    Quote Originally Posted by djzombie
    Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies....

    You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork..
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    worst dead baby joke ever:

    what's the different between a dead baby and a rock?








    you can't fuck a rock!


    ba-dum-ch!

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    What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

    When there is a live one underneath.

    What's worse than that?

    When he eats his way out.

    What's worse than that?

    When he opens up a chain of restaurants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ankiseth
    What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

    When there is a live one underneath.

    What's worse than that?

    When he eats his way out.

    What's worse than that?

    When he opens up a chain of restaurants.

    that didn't even make sense

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    yea it did...

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    worst dead baby joke ever:

    what's the different between a dead baby and a rock?








    you can't fuck a rock!
    No.. that's definitely not the worst...

    this is probably the worst..

    How do you make a baby cry twice...

    Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.

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    what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?

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    baby jokes are fucking stupid...they dont have no taste and those who make it / say it are fucking stupid and seeking attention in the wrong way

    gtfo with those lame ass jokes -_-

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    only one dead baby joke I really ever laughed at ;x

    What's better than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

    One dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl
    only one dead baby joke I really ever laughed at ;x

    What's better than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

    One dead baby nailed to 10 trees.
    I don't get it... but yeah, baby jokes is not a fad you should be proud of... it's tasteless as Royze said, and often times, unfunny...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl
    What's better than a dead TaruTaru nailed to a tree?

    One dead TaruTaru nailed to 10 trees.

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