Fortune Cookie

[salvador]

Anyone ever read any good/funny/insightful fortune cookies? I got one earlier and thought it was pretty good.

Society prepares the crime, the criminal commits it.

(Yea, I included the smiley's)

I'm not really sure what to make of it, but to a side of me it kinda makes but to the other it doesn't.

Anyways...anyone else have any good ones?

[Daahan]

a fortune cookie told me to beat up an old lady, so i did.

[Daydreamer]

"You are an angel, beware of those who steal feathers"

and also

"You'd make a good lawyer" (I'm serious...)

[Totien]

My friends and I used to say 'in bed' after every fortune cookie. Kinda lame, I know, but it made for some pretty hilarious phrases.

Fun rule for the drinking game Waterfalls when you draw an Ace.

[Ruse]

"A Leader is Powerful to the degree he empowers others."

Your lucky numbers 24, 37, 15, 42, 38, 8

LEARN CHINESE-
Bean Sprout

Dou-Ya

[Djohn]

My friends and I used to say 'in bed' after every fortune cookie. Kinda lame, I know, but it made for some pretty hilarious phrases.

Damn, Totien beat me to it. I learned this from a favorite uncle of mine, although the phrasing was "between the sheets". For example:

"A Leader is Powerful to the degree he empowers others between the sheets."

I can't remember any off the top of my head, but sometimes they can be downright hilarious. It sure makes for interesting times whenver I'm out for Chinese food with my family/friends.

[Klever]

My friends and I used to say 'in bed' after every fortune cookie. Kinda lame, I know, but it made for some pretty hilarious phrases.

Fun rule for the drinking game Waterfalls when you draw an Ace.

When you say friends do you mean an episode of Upright Citizen's Brigade that already did EXACTLY what you said? Not only have they done and probably created the joke, they also exhausted every possible facet of comedy out of it.

[Shaede]

"The strongest building can house the greatest evil."

There can be several interpretations of this, I'm sure.

[Totien]

My friends and I used to say 'in bed' after every fortune cookie. Kinda lame, I know, but it made for some pretty hilarious phrases.

Fun rule for the drinking game Waterfalls when you draw an Ace.

When you say friends do you mean an episode of Upright Citizen's Brigade that already did EXACTLY what you said? Not only have they done and probably created the joke, they also exhausted every possible facet of comedy out of it.

Never seen the show, so no.

[½pint]

"Your first and only love is self love"

[Okan]

My friends and I used to say 'in bed' after every fortune cookie. Kinda lame, I know, but it made for some pretty hilarious phrases.

Fun rule for the drinking game Waterfalls when you draw an Ace.

When you say friends do you mean an episode of Upright Citizen's Brigade that already did EXACTLY what you said? Not only have they done and probably created the joke, they also exhausted every possible facet of comedy out of it.

Never seen the show, so no.

Never seen the show myself and I've always said the same thing.

[Septimus]

My friends and I used to say 'in bed' after every fortune cookie. Kinda lame, I know, but it made for some pretty hilarious phrases.

Fun rule for the drinking game Waterfalls when you draw an Ace.

When you say friends do you mean an episode of Upright Citizen's Brigade that already did EXACTLY what you said? Not only have they done and probably created the joke, they also exhausted every possible facet of comedy out of it.

I heard about the "in bed" thing long before that show was on the air...

[Ashen]

I've gotten the same one twice.

"You will accept the next proposition made to you"

I made the mistake of telling my friends about it when I opened it and they told me to give them head.

I just eat the fortunes whole now

[Sidd]

did you get this from tucker max's forum?

[Byrd]

"Your first and only love is self love"

...in bed.

[Wulf]

Never take joy from another's misfortune.

[Dezzimal]

Adding on to the "in bed" thing. My high school had an international day on wednesdays I think it was where they'd serve international food, asian, mexican etc. Well one week it was asian, and we got fortune cookies. Somehow, the food supplier made tailor-made cookies for schoolkids.

"Good grades come to those who study" ...in bed
"Pay attention, you just might learn something" ...in bed

and so on.

Then I opened mine, it read:

"Your teacher thinks you're great!" ...in bed

I laughed so hard that I couldn't read it out loud and had to pass it to my friend next to me.