Teleport Bot ?

[Lyramion]

Ok so... I wanted a Teleport Mea.

I did some shouts but got no reply. Suddenly some Taru shouted for "Mea Dem Holla 3000Gil"

He invited me and told me to go to his spot. I traded him 3000 gil. He fired up teleport and it said "Has no effect" on the Taru.

As I checked he didnt have a subjob... just a nude 37 WHM that didnt have mea dem holla crystals so he didnt have to warp after teleporting?!


Gilseller Teleport Bot? Anyone ever saw something similar on their server?

[SephYuyX]

Mog House trick.

[Raineer]

Ok so... I wanted a Teleport Mea.

I did some shouts but got no reply. Suddenly some Taru shouted for "Mea Dem Holla 3000Gil"

He invited me and told me to go to his spot. I traded him 3000 gil. He fired up teleport and it said "Has no effect" on the Taru.

As I checked he didnt have a subjob... just a nude 37 WHM that didnt have mea dem holla crystals so he didnt have to warp after teleporting?!


Gilseller Teleport Bot? Anyone ever saw something similar on their server?

Yes there are teleport bots that people can run.

I don't know how you can get anymore obvious or lazy, get your tele then call a GM lol. Basically the GM just has to send a tell that says "Mea" and they'd get an automated response. Hilarity should ensue.

[Siatdiat]

or he didnt have crag crystals.

edit: i suck, reading comprehension fails ; ;

[Janice]

If you wanted to make a mule to get money from teleports, you could easily not get the mea crystal or any crystal. When I was lvling for the first time, there were plenty of lvl 50's that didn't have them.

[Demosthenes]

or he didnt have crag crystals.

edit: i suck, reading comprehension fails ; ;

I can confirm this, I do not have teleport altep crag crystal and when I cast it to tele people I don't go with them. I'm going to keep it that way.

[Khamsin]

or he didnt have crag crystals.

edit: i suck, reading comprehension fails ; ;

I can confirm this, I do not have teleport altep crag crystal and when I cast it to tele people I don't go with them. I'm going to keep it that way.

And when you need to go to altepa when KV is up, or for skillup/NPCs in kuftal, or levelling other jobs, or as a ghetto way home when you didn't bring a warp cudgel, scroll, have a BLM in the PT, vazhl is unowned, your tav ring isn't up yet, neither is your homing ring, or your olduum ring, and you don't have sea?

[Moochi]

Alot of ppl in this thread fail at reading comprehension.

To OP: never see any teleport bots on Bismarck.

[Khamsin]

Alot of ppl in this thread fail at reading comprehension.

To OP: never see any teleport bots on Bismarck.

I know a telebot wouldn't care about any of the things I mentioned, but I was assuming that Demosthenes wasn't a telebot.

[Demosthenes]

or he didnt have crag crystals.

edit: i suck, reading comprehension fails ; ;

I can confirm this, I do not have teleport YHOAT crag crystal and when I cast it to tele people I don't go with them. I'm going to keep it that way.

And when you need to go to altepa when KV is up, or for skillup/NPCs in kuftal, or levelling other jobs, or as a ghetto way home when you didn't bring a warp cudgel, scroll, have a BLM in the PT, vazhl is unowned, your tav ring isn't up yet, neither is your homing ring, or your olduum ring, and you don't have sea?

Oops fixed. It's also easy to Outpost warp.

[MisterBob]

I wouldn't rely too much on outpost warps anymore, especially if your HP isn't your home city.

[Siatdiat]

I wouldn't rely too much on outpost warps anymore, especially if your HP isn't your home city.

tele-mea > buburimu > kolshushu op > home nation

[MisterBob]

Yeah, just ignore the fact that Beastmen control half the world on most servers since ToAU came out.

[Kaylia]

Yeah, just ignore the fact that Beastmen control half the world on most servers since ToAU came out.

Except Bubu. Lot of tard xp in bibiki bay.

[Jeryhn]

People without Yhoat Gate Crystals quite possibly belong to the caliber of idiots that I helped do z4, waiting for 2 goddamn hours for them just to hitch the kazham ship, fly it, job change at kazham, hop on a chocobo, get lost in the fucking jungle until I come get them, and then die to aggro in the Den of Rancor.

Or die to the Ash Dragon or many many bombs during a z5 excursion. Let it be known that I really hate fucktarded people without the Yhoat Gate Crystal.

That being said, that Telebot will make a ton of money once it hits lv42.

[MisterBob]

Yeah, just ignore the fact that Beastmen control half the world on most servers since ToAU came out.

Except Bubu. Lot of tard die to Bomb Toss in bibiki bay.

fixed

[Kaylia]

Yeah, just ignore the fact that Beastmen control half the world on most servers since ToAU came out.

Except Bubu. Lot of tard die to Bomb Toss in bibiki bay.

fixed

They still get positive xp or they wouldn't reach lv 75 to annoy you even more.

[Pamelita]

People without Yhoat Gate Crystals quite possibly belong to the caliber of idiots that I helped do z4

Yeah, I tossed my unlit lantern just so I can say:

"Sorry, no lantern. I can't help."

Anywho...omgz Kay, let's exp in Bibiki.

[Coren]

People without Yhoat Gate Crystals quite possibly belong to the caliber of idiots that I helped do z4

Yeah, I tossed my unlit lantern just so I can say:

"Sorry, no lantern. I can't help."

Anywho...omgz Kay, let's exp in Bibiki.

Why toss it? I kept most of the random crap like that (lantern, delkfut key, etc) in case I need. Then just *tell* people you threw it out. Works wonders when some random idiot asks for help with ENM or assault, just be like "sry man my timer isn't ready".

[Jeryhn]

People without Yhoat Gate Crystals quite possibly belong to the caliber of idiots that I helped do z4

Yeah, I tossed my unlit lantern just so I can say:

"Sorry, no lantern. I can't help."

Anywho...omgz Kay, let's exp in Bibiki.

Why toss it? I kept most of the random crap like that (lantern, delkfut key, etc) in case I need. Then just *tell* people you threw it out. Works wonders when some random idiot asks for help with ENM or assault, just be like "sry man my timer isn't ready".

Word.

There are still quests I want to complete (like the Rancor Flame quest), so I'm holding on to my lantern.