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    Least Patient Kid Ever

    http://www.break.com/top_rated/patiencechild.html

    Dunno if it's ofn, but...

    >.>;

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    Yeah it's pretty old.

    I love how out of breath he is after pounding on his keyboard.

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    Kinda sounds like he's trying to log into some game. Funniest part about it to me is the condition of his keyboard after he goes ape shit on it, and he can't even play.

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    I WILL TIE YOU IN KNOTS




    This video is amusing, yet slightly disturbing.

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    The kid is actualy playing (or attempting) Unreal Tournament and later on gets pissed hardcore when he gets owned.

    I saw a translated sub-titled version of this, forgot where.

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    hehe, unless you see the version with subs, what i said in my other reply would make no sense.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTwgNhX4 ... t%20german

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    he's not actually saying "i'll tie you into knots"

    what he IS saying there is "i'll make you finished" in the literal sense so...
    "i'll finish you/i'm gonna beat you up" kinda thing

    scary thing is that the kid looks A LOT like my step brother, same voice, and his room setup is pretty much identical to his. if it is similar to his room then the door next to the desk behind him should be where i stayed when i used to visit -.-

    i'll have to show my dad and get confirmation lol
    he'll probably agree with me

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    I could be wrong but didnt someone prove this was staged <_<?; I dunno were I read that but I recall reading it >_<

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    Quote Originally Posted by m00se
    hehe, unless you see the version with subs, what i said in my other reply would make no sense.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTwgNhX4 ... t%20german
    Thank you that made more sense than somebody screaming in a language I dont have a clue about. There are too many children that should be kept away from computers and games in general. My friends son get's a little crazy when he plays fighting games. The only way to stop him getting crazy is to take away the fighting games.

    Its too many E Numbers and not enough discipline.

    I met a person whom shall remain nameless in a linkshell the other day. He was quitting the game because his mother had cut down his ffxi playtime to 2 hours a day. She did this to him because he threw a dogs food bowl at her and various other items when she cut his playtime down from X amount of hours to X amount of hours. He then went on in LS chat about his collection of weapons and how he had used them to threaten her. The kid was only just a teenager. Personally if my child ever behaved like that I would destroy her PC/Xbox/Whatever in front of her.

    Some kids seriousley need to be taken out of there homes and sent away to the military. They can use the decent ones as soldiers and the unusable ones as target practise.

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    um, do you guys not obviously see how fake it is? Yeah, I like leave a camera on near my PC too then pretend to go crazy, all time. Germans are not funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRP
    Germans are not funny.
    They worship David Hasselhoff. I find that pretty damn funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrd
    Quote Originally Posted by BRP
    Germans are not funny.
    They worship David Hasselhoff. I find that pretty damn sad that any human on this planet can worship david hasselhoff.
    fixed.


    And yes, this is old news and obviously staged

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyylya
    Quote Originally Posted by Byrd
    Quote Originally Posted by BRP
    Germans are not funny.
    They worship David Hasselhoff. I find that pretty damn sad that any human on this planet can worship david hasselhoff.
    This seems similar to the "France loves Jerry Lewis" phenomenon. He's from America, he was sort of popular over here for awhile, but he's bigger in Europe than he ever was over here.

    Maybe there's some sort of law that a Random European country will suddenly adopt some semi-washed up American actor/comedian/singer as an icon every so often. Who knows, perhaps Carrot Top will take off in Finland, Pauly Shore will be worshipped in Luxembourg, or MacCauley Culkin will be enshrined as a deity in Serbia?

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    Conan is a god in Finland.

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    ...Just wow LOL >_>@how he fucking destroys his keyboard,time to find some German kids on Battlefield 2 to piss off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanelol
    ...Just wow LOL >_>@how he fucking destroys his keyboard,time to find some German kids on Battlefield 2 to piss off!
    I think you missed the part where it was fake.

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    ofn and it's fake.

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    The Halo Kid >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this.

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