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    True Love..

    Too much effort to rehost, just view it here http://www.shadow-dragons.com/forum/sho ... eadid=5545

    One day, a group of three adventurers journeyed to Bibiki Bay in search of some experience points.
    http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/5973/16xb3.jpg


    They were mercilessly destroying any monster they happened upon, until they saw a lone Dhalmel grazing.
    http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/9200/20ce1.jpg


    They attacked fiercely, but the young dhalmel was resilient. The fight continued through the night until, finally, the dhalmel was knocked to the ground. One adventurer stepped forward to deliver the final blow. Their eyes met.
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    The adventurer took pity on the poor dhalmel and spared her life. He then tended to her wounds and helped her recover.
    http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/8526/44ol.jpg


    As her wounds shrank, their love for each other grew. They spent their time together like they never thought possible. Lounging on the beach.
    http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/9994/57xt.jpg


    Looking at the star-lit sky and sharing stories.
    http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7296/62zz.jpg


    Then riding her all night long
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    News of this unholy match-up spread across Vandiel. The people tried to separate them, saying it was for you own good. The attempts were unsuccessful, so the people drove them out of civilization.
    http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/2780/80im.jpg


    They became separated in the attacks. They fell on tough times, lost without one another for support, but their love was strong and they were certain they would meet again one day. Sometime later, their love prevailed and they were reunited.
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    Soon, it was known throughout the land that the young dhalmel had somehow became pregnant. The people were, needless to say, puzzled by this.
    http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/3633/103jb.gif


    On a hot and muggy night a few months later, it happened..
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    A new race had been born, the Elvaan. The people came to realize that race was not important, but love was. After that, more began to embrace Hume-Dhalmel relationships, therefore introducing more Elvaan into the land of Vanadiel. History showed this to be merely a fad though, so as time passed, inbreeding became more prevalent in the Elvaan population. Now, only every once in a while does new genetic material enter the gene pool, usually by some redneck Hume that wanted to know what it felt like to screw a dhalmel. The End.



    Every repost is a repost? http://www.shadow-dragons.com/forum/sho ... eadid=5545

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    I knew this was going to be about the rise of the Elvaan.

    Regardless, this thread wins.

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    I hate Elvaans more than the IRS, this thread is made of win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raineer
    I hate Elvaans more than the IRS, this thread is made of win.
    Agreed.

    I always thought Elvaans were the love child of a Hume and a Lamp post.

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    Meh, Elvaan > Galka.

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    Galka are the best race in vanadiel.

    Galka > Mithra > Tarutaru > Hume > Elvaan.

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    Every repost is a repost?
    It's "Every repost is a repost is a repost". gb2/b

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    I showed this thread to an elvaan friend of mine:

    my dad told me the story of how i was created, i had no clue somebody caught it on camera

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    Posting in a legendary topic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sui
    Posting in a legendary topic.

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    Heartwarming. Brilliant. The feel-good thread of the summer.

    By the way, I like how the Bibiki Bay party is all wearing level 1-15 armor.

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    lol,win

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    Now you need to explain how Galkas were Born!

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    Is it just me or do those elvaan necks look like..nevermind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syncere
    Now you need to explain how Galkas were Born!
    Altana looked down upon Vana'diel and realized that the world needed some studs. She shed a divine tear and it turned into Galka who immediately started to flex and pose for her. Everyone was happy, the end.

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    fn brilliant!
    LOL at elita's pics

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    hahaha awesome, thanks for that. Must also account for why Elvaans always have their noses in the air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus
    Quote Originally Posted by Syncere
    Now you need to explain how Galkas were Born!
    Altana looked down upon Vana'diel and realized that the world needed some studs. She shed a divine tear and it turned into Galka who immediately started to flex and pose for her. Everyone was happy, the end.
    http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/...ifer/galka.gif

    This makes someone happy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ircgeek
    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus
    Quote Originally Posted by Syncere
    Now you need to explain how Galkas were Born!
    Altana looked down upon Vana'diel and realized that the world needed some studs. She shed a divine tear and it turned into Galka who immediately started to flex and pose for her. Everyone was happy, the end.
    http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/...ifer/galka.gif

    This makes someone happy?

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