So about those Midgardsormr Gil Sellers

[mdn]

Sometime last night in the early morning hours, the Gil sellers apparantly killed a King Behemoth after one of Midgard's finest HNM shells wiped to it at ~1%. Normally this would be one of those "fucking Gil sellers" moments and would mark the first time they have killed a king on this server, but it instantly turned to hillarity when the linkshell who wiped chose to buy the abjurations back from the Gil sellers who killed it.

I salute you PlusOne of Midgardsormr, keep up the good work.

[Epical]

ROFL. At least 12 pages.

[Jeryhn]

Oh snaps.

[Tymon]

ROFL. At least 12 pages.

Nevermind, I didn't read the part where they bought the abjurations.

Definitely 10+ pages.

[Charitwo]

RMT: 1
That Linkshell: 0

[Syncere]

Which Abjur did they end up buying? and how much? o_o

[Spilner]

E-Legs amount unknown

[Tymon]

E-Legs amount unknown

who the FUCK buys (read: wants) e.legs?

[Jeryhn]

E-Legs amount unknown

Lets say that the price they paid for the abjurations are directly proportal to the number of pages this thread will generate, for simplicity.

[BRP]

lawl!

[Epical]

Someone make a YTMND with a screenshot of this thread, and the music is that song "Brand New Low". It'll be good.

[bladegash]

Gotta love mdn and spilner.

First off, none of you were in the zone so i have no idea why you even bothered to post here to try to upgrade your epenis, you were busy at tiamat for 4 hours.

for those that want to hear the real story, here is how it went.


Inspyral claims (member of r0) asks us to invite him. our ally currently has 12 people. We begin to fight with our 12, a 13th logs in. One meteor manages to land until about 15% when he begins spamming stun. 2 or so meteors hit, only 2 members die and we take it down to 1% easily. On our last go around, we nuked it down to 1% where our ninja goes in for the kill. KB begins casting meteor and our tanks are out of range, NIN blows up, KB readies Howl and as soon as he finishes, he goes unclaimed.
At this moment we had 85% of our ally up and alive with tanks having hate.

We dont know why it went unclaimed, but as soon as it did, Shiye and Alkyes used stun and chi blast (47 damage blast killed it) and got the drops. Their party consisted of Benja, alkyes, rulele, shiye. Obviously we were totally confused and after we saw who killed it, we asked them to invite us. Benja who was in Mattet invited 2 of us in, Irishluck lotted the E legs, but apparently they wanted to keep the rest. We tried to ninja lot the rest as it fell but they had higher lots.


No one bought abjs
No one wiped
Your epenis did not grow




Screenshot incoming soon

This was taken maybe 30 seconds after it died.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...h/img_1531.jpg

[Disfunctional]

Wow that shows absoutly nothing. GGs try again

[bladegash]

i count at least 7 people alive in that screenshot, wipe huh? try again yourself.


holdon ill make this easier for you

[Spilner]

Gotta love mdn and spilner.

Thanks!

First off, none of you were in the zone so i have no idea why you even bothered to post here to try to upgrade your epenis, you were busy at tiamat for 4 hours.

Hi 12 man Tiamat, grats Epi on Gaiters.

Didn't we kill your KB like 6 days ago after you wiped to rage?

[Militant]

Another classic midgard drama thread. Someone fire up the pop-corn.

[CaptainObvious]

Ramuh gilselling crew has killed the last 2 KB's.

And anyone that buys e. legs is a douchebag.

[bladegash]

Yes you did show up mid fight to the KB we wiped to.

We claimed with 6 in the zone, 5 in the field at the time while our only tank was asleep. Fought the first 45 minutes with 8-9 people, by the time more logged in it was too late. I guess getting KB to 50% with 8 people means we suck. Grats on the kill though.

Back on track, maybe this will be clear enough for you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...egash/7777.jpg


Zildjian - Tank alive with hate, provoked and ran away while it was meteoring.
Bladegash - Me casting on it.
Sephiel - Our whm curing the ninja that wanted to blow up.
Rinna - Summoner who was alive with low mp!
Roivas - Another one of our whitemages doing the same,
Atanbabba - A red mage doing the same.
Thunderclaude - Ninja who blew up on it,
Alkyes - The gilseller who chi blast killed it when it went unclaimed for whatever reason at 1% after Thunderclaude had Mijin Gakure'd.

[Charitwo]

Yes you did show up mid fight to the KB we wiped to.

We claimed with 6 in the zone, 5 in the field at the time while our only tank was asleep. Fought the first 45 minutes with 8-9 people, by the time more logged in it was too late. I guess getting KB to 50% with 8 people means we suck. Grats on the kill though.

Back on track, maybe this will be clear enough for you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...egash/7777.jpg


Zildjian - Tank alive with hate, provoked and ran away while it was meteoring.
Bladegash - Me casting on it.
Sephiel - Our whm curing the ninja that wanted to blow up.
Rinna - Summoner who was alive with low mp!
Roivas - Another one of our whitemages doing the same,
Atanbabba - A red mage doing the same.
Thunderclaude - Ninja who blew up on it,
Alkyes - The gilseller who chi blast killed it when it went unclaimed for whatever reason at 1% after Thunderclaude had Mijin Gakure'd.

You just answered your own question, this topic is now about kitties.

[aurik]

tbh when i clicked i thought it would be mdn selling his account a-la-cerberus-stylez

But the thread did not dissapoint!