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    Why FFXI players shouldnt venture out into the real world.

    The following is a series of true events.

    Spent much of saturday reading through the forums here just poking around. I noticed many signatures that were quite amusing. Especally Rocl's "Don't hassle the hoff". Eventually freinds call and say lets go to the bar.

    Go to the bar everything fine. Freind tels the waitress he wants to buy the table a round. Now having had a few and being tired I couldn't remember hte name hefferveissn (sp) for the life of me. Or at least how to pronounce it. Next thing I know everyone is laughing at me for ordering a hasslehoff.

    Suddeny being a shutin doesnt seem so bad ><;

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    The God Damn Kuno
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    You hassled the hoff, didn't you?

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    If I can change the course of just one person's life then my job is done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl
    If I can change the course of just one person's life then my job is done.
    Well, at the very least, you stopped him from reproducing for a long period of time.

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    The title of this thread sounds like a good David Letterman's top ten for the tonight show

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    Sadder still was that the waitress knew exactly what I meant and didnt question it.

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    Sounds like there are other FFXI players that live in the area.

    You should get together and cosplay.

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    David Hasslehoff saved Spongebob and Patrick.

    My hero /tearyeyes

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    i like my sigs to be big and annoying

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    Lmao, that's one of the best sig ever :D

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    The waitress probably listens to people trying to order herffmisfmejshen every night, so hasslehoff was actually relatively close to correct.

    (its spelled hefferweissen btw)

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    I work at a bar and have never heard of this stuff. Inform me.

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    Hefeweizen. German wheat beer. Franzeskaner, Hacker Schorr, Paulaner are a few more common German hefe's.

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    Re: Why FFXI players shouldnt venture out into the real worl

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldfish
    Suddeny being a shutin doesnt seem so bad ><;
    At least you're a shut-in willing to try good beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fryte
    I work at a bar and have never heard of this stuff. Inform me.
    nsx covered some of the German ones. There are several US brewed versions like Widmer Brothers, Shiner and Pyramid.

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    Thats actually the best story ever.

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    lol awesome

    Widmer is my favorite Hefe, though McMenamins and a few others make good ones too (I love living in the Microbrew capital of the world lol). Really good beer if you havent tried it, usually served with a slice of lemon.

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    Americans (like me) like it fresh from the tap with a lemon but don't let a German see ya do it. Germans drink their hefe's at room temp with no sissy lemon. I work for a German company and some of my German buds make fun of me when I squeeze and drop the lemon in. :wink:

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