Question for the guys (probably nsfw)

[LAGUNA]

Most condoms can hold at least a gallonof water without popping

[Lbelle]

I also drove an ice cream truck for the summer one year. Best job ever to have on your resume btw.

Dumb blonde question, but are you being serious here? And if you are, why is it a good job to have on your resume?

[Ksandra]

I also drove an ice cream truck for the summer one year. Best job ever to have on your resume btw.

Dumb blonde question, but are you being serious here? And if you are, why is it a good job to have on your resume?

I am serious. And reason being ever since I was able to put it on my resume when I get job interviews that's all we ever end up talking about. It's like people know ice cream truck drivers exists, but then never expect to actually meet one.

Plus I have a lot of great ice-breaker type stories involving it. It was a 1957 Good Humor truck where no gauge worked (mileage gauge was maxed out), and if you went over 40 mph you would lose control of the steering wheel. Plus, I believe I was working for the mob, still not sure on that one. Needless to say I have a lot of funny stories and it seems to get me the job because I can always get the employer to laugh hysterically over it.

[Lbelle]

Ahh, that makes sense! Thanks

[Daahan]

I'm pretty sure if you look on the net, you'll find a condom long enough somewhere. After all, I think it was the 1998 Guiness Book of World Records that recorded the largest penis ever being 9-feet long or something like that (don't quote me on that it's something I remember seeing back in Junior High).

anyhow

Ksandra you should go out with me some time

[Ksandra]

Ksandra you should go out with me some time

Let's see. My bf is Asain...but you have Gary Oldman in your sig....HOW CAN ONE GIRL CHOOSE?!

[SephYuyX]

Ksandra you should go out with me some time

Let's see. My bf is Asain...but you have Gary Oldman in your sig....HOW CAN ONE GIRL CHOOSE?!

Sorry.. I cant resist:

Well, I guess that explains why you didnt know about the big condoms..


Forgive me! >< I had to, cant resist the asian jokes D:

[Quicklet]

I wonder if you ever clowned at a party I was at. How long ago did you do this stuff?

[Ksandra]

Ksandra you should go out with me some time

Let's see. My bf is Asain...but you have Gary Oldman in your sig....HOW CAN ONE GIRL CHOOSE?!

Sorry.. I cant resist:

Well, I guess that explains why you didnt know about the big condoms..


Forgive me! >< I had to, cant resist the asian jokes D:

lmao I laughed, he wasn't amused. XD


And quicket I stopped doing partys and fairs around 1997ish. Only in connecticut. D:

[neighbortaru]

Balloon animals made out of condoms.....unlikely->

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/431 ... ondom.html

lol! I almost fell out of my chair

[Daahan]

Ksandra you should go out with me some time

Let's see. My bf is Asain...but you have Gary Oldman in your sig....HOW CAN ONE GIRL CHOOSE?!

I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.

[Quicklet]

And quicket I stopped doing partys and fairs around 1997ish. Only in connecticut. D:

Yeah... it's pretty safe to say I haven't been to a party with a clown anytime after 1997. Pre-1997 is another story. You wouldn't have happened to have gone by a clown name like Wheezy or Sleazy or Bozo, have you?

[Ksandra]

And quicket I stopped doing partys and fairs around 1997ish. Only in connecticut. D:

Yeah... it's pretty safe to say I haven't been to a party with a clown anytime after 1997. Pre-1997 is another story. You wouldn't have happened to have gone by a clown name like Wheezy or Sleazy or Bozo, have you?

hmmm nope, I changed my name from time to time but it was always like Suzy the Crazy Clown or something like that. I can't remember my sister's name or our fake grandma (she wasn't really our grandma by relation but she acted like one for us and was a clown on the side, which is how I learned everything).

And does this offer include ice cream Daahan? D:

[Toralyn]

...what part of Connecticut, because I'm originally from Groton, and pre-'97 I was still living there.

[Ksandra]

...what part of Connecticut, because I'm originally from Groton, and pre-'97 I was still living there.

lmao if you ever went to a party where there was an older clown and two younger ones, or went to a preston fair with a girl who did ventriloguism with a dog puppet, that was probably me. XD

[Toralyn]

...what part of Connecticut, because I'm originally from Groton, and pre-'97 I was still living there.

lmao if you ever went to a party where there was an older clown and two younger ones, or went to a preston fair with a girl who did ventriloguism with a dog puppet, that was probably me. XD

I have to ask, Ksandra, how old are you exactly? I'm almost 22, and I always figured you were mabe 26-27ish at the most, but now I'm not sure.

And yeah, I can vaguely remember multiple clowns at parties when I was younger, not sure if it was 2 younger clowns and an older one though.

[ninja edit]: rfhoqthoq LOL. I've seen you before then. I remember going to a preston fair when my grandparents came up one week and seeing a girl do ventriliquism with a dog puppet, I got one a few months later for my birthday XD

[Bebopaloo]

I DEMAND PICS

[Ksandra]

...what part of Connecticut, because I'm originally from Groton, and pre-'97 I was still living there.

lmao if you ever went to a party where there was an older clown and two younger ones, or went to a preston fair with a girl who did ventriloguism with a dog puppet, that was probably me. XD

I have to ask, Ksandra, how old are you exactly? I'm almost 22, and I always figured you were mabe 26-27ish at the most, but now I'm not sure.

And yeah, I can vaguely remember multiple clowns at parties when I was younger, not sure if it was 2 younger clowns and an older one though.

[ninja edit]: rfhoqthoq LOL. I've seen you before then. I remember going to a preston fair when my grandparents came up one week and seeing a girl do ventriliquism with a dog puppet, I got one a few months later for my birthday XD

LMFAO omg that's so awesome XD


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was I good? Oo

I still have my dog btw but he has a few holes in him now


[eidt] btw I'm 26, I was very young when I started and stopped when I was about 17 XD

[Toralyn]

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Yeah, I kind went into a ventriliquist phase from about 10-12, moved to HI and lost interest, like a lot of kids do. I honestly don't remember if you were any good, I just saw you mentioned having a dog puppet and went "....oh shit", haha.

[Ksandra]

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Yeah, I kind went into a ventriliquist phase from about 10-12, moved to HI and lost interest, like a lot of kids do. I honestly don't remember if you were any good, I just remember seeing the dog "talk" and thought it was kind of cool and wanted to do it too, hence the reason I got a dog puppet.

XD I feel like I've placed my mark on this world by influencing someone into doing something......must. get. own. tv. station. bwhahahahahahaha *hack*cough*weeze*