Question for the guys (probably nsfw)

[Ksandra]

So I was all nice and ready to go have sweet dreams tonight when my bf and I got into an interesting conversationg (don't ask), which involved blowing up condoms. Now he insists that there must be comdoms out there that if blown up they'd be long enough to make a poodle (like clown balloon style). I (who used to be a clown and went to parties and all that jazz), can't imagine why any condoms would be built that long (no way would a guy's peen be that big) that you could possibly make a poodle out of it he says there are so many strange types of condoms out there that he's sure somewhere someone decided to make an insanely long condom. Of course there was a lot of laughter and giggles but still he insists he's right and I insist I'm right. He jokingly said "I bet you one of the guys on bg could find it" and that's what brings me, the pain in the butt gf, here at 12:30 posting.

So any guys know of an isanely long condom that could probably be turned into a balloon animal? any proof would be nice. Since you probably don't know a clown balloon animal would be as long as your leg from foot to waist. Any posts would be appreciated. Solve this mystery for us! (btw he says I'm being silly )

[edit] btw off to bed I'll respond in the morning XD

[Slapper]

Ask your local black man.

[Idlepimp]

Magnum XL

[Neosutra]

Most condoms stretch outwards as much as they strecth length wise. Even if you found the XXXXL super long condoms, they would still blow up horizontally too much. Thus condoms should not much use for baloon animals and should be used in more proper ways such as condom water baloons and nastifications.

This bit of condom knowledge brought to you by the church of latter day saints (spelling), remember, for every condom you rip, jesus crys.

[Leetsyrup!]

Ask your local black man.

So does a balloon fit Slapper?

[6souls]

Magnums. I usally make piss bomb water balloons using magnums. Fun ass shit.

[Slapper]

Ask your local black man.

So does a balloon fit Slapper?

ballons are too small OOSNAP

[djzombie]

Pretty much any condom will stretch around your hand and down the length of your arm without breaking. There are obvious limits, but they're made to be tough.

[Ksandra]

ty guys XD

[Shaede]

A while back there was a celebration somewhere with a bunch of people having fun inside in a huge condom. That's the biggest one I can think of. It was probably about 8 feet tall and who knows how long. =P

[Celeras]

I looked far too deeply into this.

Largest condom ever, period.
Novelty condom
Largest functional/real condom

You could make a poodle out of any one of those, id bet. As for wondering what guys would use such a thing.. try watching some porn.

[Ksandra]

I looked far too deeply into this.

Largest condom ever, period.
Novelty condom
Largest functional/real condom

You could make a poodle out of any one of those, id bet. As for wondering what guys would use such a thing.. try watching some porn.

bah ty you proved me wrong XD guess I'll buy him a cookie or something XD

[Tyche]

Oh, the lolirony of China erecting the world's largest condom.

[Quicklet]

I (who used to be a clown and went to parties and all that jazz)

This made me lol for some reason. Did you wear one of those clown afros?

[Raivyn]

I (who used to be a clown and went to parties and all that jazz)

This made me lol for some reason. Did you wear one of those clown afros?

More curious as to the why of you being a clown than the how of you being a clown actually.

[Veritas]

wtf quicklet is alive

dont diss clowns ok

[m00se]

Balloon animals made out of condoms.....unlikely->

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/431 ... ondom.html

[Ksandra]

Balloon animals made out of condoms.....unlikely->

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/431 ... ondom.html

oh. my. fucking. god........

[Ksandra]

I (who used to be a clown and went to parties and all that jazz)

This made me lol for some reason. Did you wear one of those clown afros?

More curious as to the why of you being a clown than the how of you being a clown actually.

double post ftw, didn't see this part.

It's a long story on how I became a clown. Basically the woman who babysat me and my sister when we were younger oned a farm and was a clown on the side. We used to help her out at parties and such. I still did some when I was older, had a ventriloquism act some magic tricks and tons and tons of balloon animals. Was long ass time ago so I can't do much of them now but I remember how to do like a poodle and some other simplier stuff.


I also drove an ice cream truck for the summer one year. Best job ever to have on your resume btw.

[Mufferino]

Damnit i was just about to post this video hahaha... that dude has issues