HumaneBriefcase: Hey, you're cute
Spinn180: lol
Spinn180: thanks
HumaneBriefcase: no problem...just stating the obvious
HumaneBriefcase: I'm Drew...I live here in gainesville...and I saw your page on myspace
HumaneBriefcase: so...hello.
Spinn180: hello!
Spinn180: can I see you myspace?
HumaneBriefcase: I just sent you an invite
Spinn180: okay
HumaneBriefcase: I think it's cool that you game....I'm a musician so I don't spend a lot of time gaming....you know, I'm usually dirnking or jamming....
HumaneBriefcase: Everynow and then we sit down and play a game...
HumaneBriefcase: last night I was watching eric play prey...
Spinn180: lol that's all I do is play video games
HumaneBriefcase: very cool
HumaneBriefcase: I rock for a living.
HumaneBriefcase: So, are you my new best friend?
HumaneBriefcase: can we hang out and do activities together?
HumaneBriefcase: DId you see my pictures
HumaneBriefcase: do you think I'm cute?
Spinn180: you aska ton of questions
HumaneBriefcase: sorry...I just felt like being a little kid real quick
HumaneBriefcase: somehow i end up asking all the wrong questions too...
Spinn180: lol aww
HumaneBriefcase: Would you mind if I ask a few about you?
Spinn180: nope
HumaneBriefcase: So, how did you end up in gainesville?
Spinn180: college
HumaneBriefcase: And where are you from?
Spinn180: maryland
HumaneBriefcase: Hey...some dude is telling me to stop talking to you
HumaneBriefcase: can I tell him/her to get fuct?
Spinn180: lol that's just my friend
HumaneBriefcase: he seems to think he's more than a friend.
Spinn180: well he's my bodyguard lol
HumaneBriefcase: lol...i know about that
HumaneBriefcase: I do the same duties for my female friends
HumaneBriefcase: so I take it you ask him to brush me off for you??
Spinn180: nope
Spinn180: I showed him all your questions and he IMed you I guess lol
HumaneBriefcase: lol and he told me to learn to spell...but I didn't make any errors.
HumaneBriefcase: you might want to give your "bodyguard" an iq/drug test
HumaneBriefcase: or maybe I did
HumaneBriefcase: whatever...pride does not permit me to think I am wrong
Spinn180: congraTulations
Spinn180: with a t
HumaneBriefcase: you say tomato
HumaneBriefcase: i say firebird
HumaneBriefcase: so now that I've met you and your friend
HumaneBriefcase: and we all friends now?
HumaneBriefcase: like best friends?
HumaneBriefcase: can I hang at a coffee shop wit the 2 of ju.
Spinn180: uh
Spinn180: I dont knowwhere any are
HumaneBriefcase: ever been to maude's? or do you not drink coffee?
HumaneBriefcase: do you party?
Spinn180: I EXP party
HumaneBriefcase: I can hook you two up with all sorts of underground events.
HumaneBriefcase: exp?
HumaneBriefcase: I've partied with kevin keys.
Spinn180: lol dont worry about it
Spinn180: I dont know who that is
HumaneBriefcase: skinny puppy keyboardist
HumaneBriefcase: i'm a musician..i party with bands and models
Spinn180: cool, I usually hang with wars, priests, and sometimes warlocks and druids if I'm into that sort of thing
HumaneBriefcase: if you want...
HumaneBriefcase: i'll wear a costume
HumaneBriefcase: i was thinking..maybe shredder from the ninja turtles
HumaneBriefcase: and i'll like..climb around the room
HumaneBriefcase: and talk in a funny voice
Spinn180: lol
HumaneBriefcase: so...do you like gainesville better then...where-ever, maryland?
Spinn180: no
HumaneBriefcase: sorry
HumaneBriefcase: gainesville is a kiddie pool
HumaneBriefcase: I use it as home base because my parents live here
HumaneBriefcase: and they have a kick ass house
HumaneBriefcase: and a pool
HumaneBriefcase: and my recording studio is in the back yard
HumaneBriefcase: so...it's kind of like hell to me
HumaneBriefcase: I'm going to school to become an EMT
HumaneBriefcase: maybe one day paramedic....like 2 years down the road from now.
Spinn180: that's cool
HumaneBriefcase: yeah...my last job was as a biomedical technician
Spinn180: mine was a waitress
HumaneBriefcase: yay
HumaneBriefcase: where at?
Spinn180: don pablos
HumaneBriefcase: woo hoo
HumaneBriefcase: mexicans
HumaneBriefcase: hey
HumaneBriefcase: do you drink?
Spinn180: sometimes
HumaneBriefcase: ahh....steering clear of becoming a raging alcoholic I take it.
HumaneBriefcase: oh wait...you're not 21 so, it's a good thing that you don't.
Spinn180: lol
HumaneBriefcase: hey
HumaneBriefcase: your friend is shitty
HumaneBriefcase: I offered to get him a happy meal if it would chill him out
HumaneBriefcase: and he just shut up
Spinn180: hhe went to work
HumaneBriefcase: ahhh
HumaneBriefcase: so are we best friends yet?
HumaneBriefcase: get on my friend's list lady
Spinn180: I alreadyhave a best friend
HumaneBriefcase: well, I kick ass
HumaneBriefcase: I'm the best.
HumaneBriefcase: k
HumaneBriefcase: anyway
HumaneBriefcase: sense you don't have any room for me in your life
Spinn180: lol aw
HumaneBriefcase: and you don't want to be my friend
HumaneBriefcase: even though I'm the shit
Spinn180: o rly?
HumaneBriefcase: idk....come to my shows...send me money. I am condom-head, I demand respect.
HumaneBriefcase: I kick my juice
Spinn180: what does that mean
HumaneBriefcase: i don't even know
HumaneBriefcase: but i fucking said it didn't i
Spinn180: looks like it
HumaneBriefcase: jjesus mother fucking boom boom christ
HumaneBriefcase: Jesus lord almighty beenie weenie
HumaneBriefcase: i am captain planet
HumaneBriefcase: aight
HumaneBriefcase: maybe I'll talk to you another time.
HumaneBriefcase: thanks for laughing at me
HumaneBriefcase: and saying I'm unfit to be human
HumaneBriefcase: maybe one day I'll think of a way to make you feel inadequate
HumaneBriefcase: and i'll im
HumaneBriefcase: and say it to you
Spinn180: how did I make you feel inadequate?
Spinn180: Ithink you did that by yourself
HumaneBriefcase: maybe i am inadequate
HumaneBriefcase: idk, I took the time to say you were cute...even though you're not. j/k
Spinn180: uh
Spinn180: thanks?
HumaneBriefcase: IDK, I thought maybe we had something in comment for a moment
HumaneBriefcase: and maybe it would be fun gaming with you
HumaneBriefcase: and of course I'm attracted to you, so I was looking for like..an automatic yes, and instant friend
HumaneBriefcase: but no. so, I'll just go shopping for a new one.,.yay
HumaneBriefcase: comment = common
Spinn180: sorry to slash your dream or whatever
HumaneBriefcase: dicks are for my friends
HumaneBriefcase: when they come to my house
Spinn180: ROFL
HumaneBriefcase:
HumaneBriefcase: don't make me call a 900 hundred number sex
HumaneBriefcase: how do i even know i'm talking to a chick on those hotlines
Spinn180: they usually sound like a chick I guess
HumaneBriefcase: i know a girl named beth
HumaneBriefcase: who does phone sex...she's my friend's aunt
HumaneBriefcase: i swear i've never called
HumaneBriefcase: anyway she always makes up the funniest shit
HumaneBriefcase: like guys who have problems call sex lines and they're like....can you pretend you're fucking a dog
HumaneBriefcase: so i can masturbate to the sound of you pretending to fuck a dog
HumaneBriefcase: and so she has to do a lot of weird shit
HumaneBriefcase: idk
HumaneBriefcase: I think I'm trying to say give me crazy phone sex or.....don't
Spinn180: are you a virgin?
HumaneBriefcase: I've slept with...
HumaneBriefcase: me and ash were trying to figure this out
HumaneBriefcase: and she just said she slept with a lot more than I have,...
HumaneBriefcase: I think I was about to settle on a number like 11
HumaneBriefcase: and I lost my virginity when I was 17...I remember that
HumaneBriefcase: so somewhere between 11 and 13 different girls....one of them was a one night stand...and I slept with a good friend of mine once...because she wanted to film a porn with me....
HumaneBriefcase: idk..why do you only sleep with virgins?
HumaneBriefcase: are you a virgin? I know the trick to painless defloweration
Spinn180: no, I'm not
HumaneBriefcase: oh....
HumaneBriefcase: did it hurt?
HumaneBriefcase: oh by the way...I'm clean
HumaneBriefcase: I have my documents
HumaneBriefcase: u there?
Spinn180: yep
HumaneBriefcase: k..what do you think of that"?
Spinn180: that you're weird
HumaneBriefcase: i'm socially ackward
HumaneBriefcase: So, can I tell you what I think of you?
Spinn180: okay
HumaneBriefcase: That you're about to lose someone who is very worthwhile and decent at that.
HumaneBriefcase: That maybe if you'd shown me more than indifference, I would think you have the capability to be sincere.
HumaneBriefcase: XGlitterandgoreX: oh you no im not laughing at you to be mean
HumaneBriefcase: so my stalker friend is throwing a party
HumaneBriefcase: on the forth
HumaneBriefcase: I think i'm gona show up
HumaneBriefcase: and jerk off on the cake while laughing hysterically and then like..start crying...and then shut my eyes and fall down..hit the floor and play dead and if someone touches me
HumaneBriefcase: I'll scream and then go back to masturbating and laughing hysterically
HumaneBriefcase: I decided to claim myself as a decent human being, and then let you read what a deviant I am
HumaneBriefcase: oh and hey, want to go to party?
HumaneBriefcase: there will be cake
HumaneBriefcase: and me
HumaneBriefcase: masturbating while laughing/screaming/crying
Spinn180: no thanks
HumaneBriefcase: ok...i'll send you the video
HumaneBriefcase: hey one time
HumaneBriefcase: I paid a guy to eat cotton ballls and then throw up
HumaneBriefcase: and then i drank his vomit
HumaneBriefcase: while her laid on his back and tried to poop in his own mouth
HumaneBriefcase: and while he was doing that I threw up on his anus and made it water fall into his mouth
HumaneBriefcase: while he was eating his own poop
HumaneBriefcase: ok...well you don't seem to be getting me laid.
Spinn180: yeah, sorry
HumaneBriefcase: i see i am useless
HumaneBriefcase: well, it was almost entertaining to speak with you
HumaneBriefcase: I hope you enjoy doing friend like activities with your friends
HumaneBriefcase: and not me.
Spinn180: I don't have any friends, but you seem a little too weird for me
HumaneBriefcase: Well, I hope one day you open your mind
HumaneBriefcase: and give to the world or fucking get out of it
HumaneBriefcase: people with money lose creativity
HumaneBriefcase: and that's all i am
HumaneBriefcase: is creative
HumaneBriefcase: and your not
HumaneBriefcase: and if you can't apreciate that
HumaneBriefcase: you have a small mind that i deem useless
Spinn180: you're not creative, you're telling me stories about going to parties and masturbating to vomit and cake...
Spinn180: that's weird
Spinn180: not creative
HumaneBriefcase: and you know damn well i get rich off my videos
HumaneBriefcase: so you are a dumb bitch
HumaneBriefcase: you think I travel to l.a., new york, germany off my own money
HumaneBriefcase: no i do stupid shit and film it and make money
HumaneBriefcase: it's called being creative
HumaneBriefcase: didn't think of that did you?
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