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  1. #1
    Ninurta
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    Have you seen my sash? (lolsash II: the rofling)

    Dear BG,

    A few months back, I misplaced my sash. I think I left it over at Absolute Virtue's place, but he is so hard to get in touch with that I fear I will never see my sash again.

    I sure hope he hasn't done anything stupid with it, like giving it to a tarutaru samurai. That would surely break my heart. I mean, really, what would a samurai even do with it? Maybe use it as e-penis viagra? Seems like it would be the most wasteful thing ever for a tarutaru samurai to get it.

    If you see Absolute Virtue, or my sash, could you please return it?

    Thanks a ton BG,
    Ninurta

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    I haven't been a registered member long enough to Z*M this thread, by the rules stated in the sticky. But I would like to make my novice recommendation that such an action takes place.

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    Saint Daahan Von Quitter the 1st
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    this post should be deleted but I'll admit it made me lol

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    Dear Ninurta,

    The Sash is - together with many other things - wrapped around Rusttas Penis

    Bye



    (Ninja EDIT - no wait... SAM EDIT!)

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    Banned.

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    I didn't laugh >_>

    If you want to flame someone, at least do it with your real account.

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    ٩๏̯͡๏)۶

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    this post should be deleted but I'll admit it made me lol
    I fking LOL'd. This is hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyramion
    Dear Ninurta,

    The Sash is - together with many other things - wrapped around Rustas Penis

    Bye
    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylia
    I didn't laugh >_>

    If you want to flame someone, at least do it with your real account.
    Well yeah it's bad that it was anon, but the joke wouldn't work as well without being posted by Ninurta himself.. Since I don't know which tarutaru it was, I just got the funny part, and it wasn't all that mean anyways really.

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    Relic Shield
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    TAKE THAT, MAP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demitrius
    I haven't been a registered member long enough to Z*M this thread, by the rules stated in the sticky. But I would like to make my novice recommendation that such an action takes place.
    Rated up.

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    Relic Weapons
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    Ha ha ha..... very creative. Well done

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wikipedia
    The cult of Ninurta can be traced back to the oldest period of Sumerian history. In the inscriptions found at Lagash he is appears under his name Ningirsu, that is, "the lord of Girsu", Girsu being the name of a quarter within Lagash.

    Ninurta appears in a double capacity in the epithets bestowed on him, and in the hymns and incantations addressed to him. On the one hand he is a farmer and a healing god who releases from sickness and the ban of the demons in general and on the other he is the god of the South Wind, as the son of Enlil, who was the angry, jealous god of Air. While Enlil was the father of Ninurta, Enlil's brother, Enki, was Ninurta's mentor.

    He remained popular under the Assyrians. Two of the kings of Assyria bore the name Tukulti-Ninurta. Ashurnasirpal II (883–859 BCE) built him a temple in the new capital city of Calah (now Nimrud). In Assyria Ninurta was worshipped along with Assur and Mulissu.

    In the astral-theological system Ninurta was associated with the planet Saturn, or perhaps as offspring or an aspect of Saturn, yielding more Martian attributes. In his capacity as a farmer-god, the Greeks equated Ninurta with their harvest-god Kronos, whom the Romans in turn identified with their fertility-god Saturn -- hence the current name of the planet.

    The consort of Ninurta was Gula in Nippur and Bau when he was called Ningirsu. Many see Ninurta as the equivalent of Mars in Leo.

    Parts of this article were originally from the 1911 Encyclopædia Britannica article on Ninib.

    Ninurta vehemently requests that Samurai do not don his Sash in battle.

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    lol!

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    I Am, Who I Am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyramion
    Dear Ninurta,

    The Sash is - together with many other things - wrapped around Rustas Penis

    Bye
    I lol'd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demitrius
    I haven't been a registered member long enough to Z*M this thread, by the rules stated in the sticky. But I would like to make my novice recommendation that such an action takes place.
    ZAM is for noob questions, not anonymous trolls really. Anonymous trolls get either the GTFO Kuno Card, IBTL, or possibly the care-o-meter, depending on the content of its post.

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    This Thread is full of win.

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    Tom Wilson will never be good.
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    I think I missed the part where it was funny.. there is nothing clever about this... lame.

    Just said what a bunch of people say everytime Map or AV and the Sash is mentioned. Wasted my 5m.

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    Relic Horn
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    It took you five minutes to read that?

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    I didn't lol at all. Either im a sad bastard or this thread just fails...

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    I lol'd hard

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