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  1. #1
    MakGreenland
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    how to tell the sex of a fly

    How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

    JUST TOO CUTE.

    This is the cleanest E-mail joke I've come across in a long while!


    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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    YES!!! not only did you post an AWESOME joke, but you offer overnight valium and compaq laptop batteries!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A DEAL

  3. #3

    BEST BOT POST EVER

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    Black Belt
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    BEST! WORTHY OF NOT GETTING DELETED!

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    The God Damn Kuno
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    XD At first I wasn't sure if this was a bot post or not. Anyway, I took the links out of the ads and just kept the text.

  6. #6
    Relic Horn
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigma
    BEST! WORTHY OF NOT GETTING DELETED!

    Hahahah yeah lets get this derailed in proper BG style and make fun of AV/CoP/Sea/ToAU/WoW/WAR VS NIN VS DRK VS DRG/ect...

  7. #7

    75 PLD AND NIN?

    lol

    You're just jealous cuz you tank better than yourself and a DRK with a Kraken Club Souleater omgbloodweapon outdmgs you lol at ebon panels.

    Full moon 100%

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    Relic Horn
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jotaru
    75 PLD AND NIN?

    lol

    You're just jealous cuz you tank better than yourself and a DRK with a Kraken Club Souleater omgbloodweapon outdmgs you lol at ebon panels.

    Full moon 100%

    lol Jo

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    Relic Shield
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno
    XD At first I wasn't sure if this was a bot post or not. Anyway, I took the links out of the ads and just kept the text.
    you forgot his home page button

  10. #10

    Occupation: boys
    lol

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    Banned.

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    lolsash.

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    Chram
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    I actually laughed this - good job not deleting it!

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    BG Bot for president lol!

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