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    X-Men: Phoenix- Warsong

    Dear Marvel Comics,

    Why do you continue to mock your reading audience? It is not bad enough that you have made such stellar miniseries like Kitty Pride: Agent of Shield and X-Force: Shatterstar which both harmed great characters with horrible art and writing, but why do you insist on taking the majesty of the Phoenix and dragging it through the mud? Why do you insist on hiring writers who continually take squats on all know continuity and ignore character development? Is it too hard to find a writer who has actually read an issue or two of your comic books and does not loathe and mock them every chance they can get? (Yes, I am looking at you, Grant Morrison.)

    For the love of all things bright and beautiful, hire some writers who actually know how to write. Hire some artists who actually went to art school and can draw human proportions correctly. (I'm looking at you, Rob Liefield.) And for pity's sake, hire some editors who will say things like "Hey, Sauron can't breathe fire" or "This origin for Nightcrawler is moronic and laughable, write it again but this time leave out the stupid."

    With Hatred and Contempt,
    Septimus.

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    you should really send that to Marvel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kross
    you should really send that to Marvel
    Tell me where. This piece of crap infuriated me more than the enierty of the wretched Phoenix- Endsong miniseries.

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    Re: X-Men: Phoenix- Warsong

    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus
    (I'm looking at you, Rob Liefield.)
    Is Liefeld working for Marvel again?

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    Re: X-Men: Phoenix- Warsong

    Quote Originally Posted by Byrd
    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus
    (I'm looking at you, Rob Liefield.)
    Is Liefeld working for Marvel again?
    Heroes Reborn. I cannot stand his fucking Robanatomy. He must give the best blowjobs on the planet, becasue I don't understand why people keep giving him jobs. BTW Sept, you would be right at home on the /co/ board.

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    read some better, non-franchise comics as a tonic for the garbage marvel has been spitting out for about for straight years now.

    I recommend

    http://www.dccomics.com/features/ylastman/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Correction
    read some better, non-franchise comics as a tonic for the garbage marvel has been spitting out for about for straight years now.

    I recommend

    http://www.dccomics.com/features/ylastman/
    I read as much as I can. Franchise or non. If it's good it's good, if it sucks it sucks.

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    I liked Endsong personally (though mostly for the art), is Warsong really that bad? I've been following Civil War but haven't been keeping on any other Marvel series atm, though I really should get caught up on Astonishing X-Men, I've liked Whedon's run on it

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Bullets i think this is probably the best book from vertigo right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elita
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Bullets i think this is probably the best book from vertigo right now.
    vertigo is DC

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    ahh didnt know that lol but out of the vertigo titles i think it is the best of them all. any word on when the y the last man movie is going to be released in theaters?

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    Ok. I'll bite! WHY ARE HER TITS THAT BIG! AND WHY THE HELL ARE THOSE KIDS MOLESTING HER?

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    i have no idea lol its just a cropped gif of a much larger gif i found on ytmnd

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    I see it's not safe to trust Mainstream comics again yet (lol Civil War/Crisis)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixtail
    I see it's not safe to trust Mainstream comics again yet (lol Civil War/Crisis)
    Actually, Civil War is a decent read. Infinate Crisis and after has been pretty damn good as well. Go read some Kingdom Come, and tell me that does not make you want to get into "mainstream" comics. Hell even Identity Crisis was a good read.

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    i went to the comic shot the other day and found all the issues of kingdom come someone earlier that day came in and sold them to the shop owner for only like 2bucks each =D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes
    Quote Originally Posted by Sixtail
    I see it's not safe to trust Mainstream comics again yet (lol Civil War/Crisis)
    Actually, Civil War is a decent read. Infinate Crisis and after has been pretty damn good as well. Go read some Kingdom Come, and tell me that does not make you want to get into "mainstream" comics. Hell even Identity Crisis was a good read.
    I really enjoy Civil War so far, they're doing a pretty good job of having the storylines crossover and giving you all the different views of various conflicts.

    And come on, Thor is back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixtail
    I see it's not safe to trust Mainstream comics again yet (lol Civil War/Crisis)
    The best "mainstream" comic out right now is Detective Comics. I've only read the first two issues of Paul Dini's run, and I hear the third is out, but it is fantastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes
    Quote Originally Posted by Correction
    read some better, non-franchise comics as a tonic for the garbage marvel has been spitting out for about for straight years now.

    I recommend

    http://www.dccomics.com/features/ylastman/
    I read as much as I can. Franchise or non. If it's good it's good, if it sucks it sucks.
    YOu don't like Y? That shit is fucking amazing. But then I liked Grant Morrison on X-Men also.

    But the best comic money can buy right now is easily Walking Dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elita
    i went to the comic shot the other day and found all the issues of kingdom come someone earlier that day came in and sold them to the shop owner for only like 2bucks each =D
    Holy shit!

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