I'm black and daahan doesnt like me anymore :(

[Krandor]

The only thing I hate more then a racist is black people.


j/k <3 Ryko

[m00se]

can ya lend a nigga a pencil?

[Odon]

can ya lend a nigga a pencil?

Niggah NiggaH NiggaH NiggaH

[Heian]

What are the three things you can't give a black person?

A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.


j/k <3 you Ryko need to come and play WoW already.

[Lbelle]

Wanna hear a funny story?

Yesterday I was in Target just doing some shopping, and I'm walking down the aisle with two little black kids arguing, they were like 6-7ish. One kid said to the other,

"Yo, your daddy's name is david right! You know my daddy's name?"
"Yeah, Mike!"
"No, I don't have no daddy!"

I was like...wow.

[Unklemonkey]

Wanna hear a funny story?

Yesterday I was in Target just doing some shopping, and I'm walking down the aisle with two little black kids arguing, they were like 6-7ish. One kid said to the other,

"Yo, your daddy's name is david right! You know my daddy's name?"
"Yeah, Mike!"
"No, I don't have no daddy!"

I was like...wow.

LOL what the fuck?

[Alleya]

There's a black girl who sits in front of me in my Machiavelli class:

The smell that emanates from this person is like the fart of Lucifer. Let me try and explain to you what she smells like.

Ever walk in to a cosmetics store or cosmetic section of a mall, and get the smell of all the makeup odors combined?

Take that smell, stick it in a pile of crap, let it bake in the hot Mexico sun, toss some sulfur on it, and add a little hot dog barf for an Emril Lagasse BAM!, and viola, you have the smell of the black girl who sits in front of me in my class.

I hope to God Ryko, that you do not smell like that.

Seriously, what is with that? I don't know if it's something culturally, maybe black people use different soap/cosmetics/something, or maybe they just smell awful intrinsically. But it's seriously distracting.

[Lbelle]

There's a black girl who sits in front of me in my Machiavelli class:

The smell that emanates from this person is like the fart of Lucifer. Let me try and explain to you what she smells like.

Ever walk in to a cosmetics store or cosmetic section of a mall, and get the smell of all the makeup odors combined?

Take that smell, stick it in a pile of crap, let it bake in the hot Mexico sun, toss some sulfur on it, and add a little hot dog barf for an Emril Lagasse BAM!, and viola, you have the smell of the black girl who sits in front of me in my class.

I hope to God Ryko, that you do not smell like that.

Seriously, what is with that? I don't know if it's something culturally, maybe black people use different soap/cosmetics/something, or maybe they just smell awful intrinsically. But it's seriously distracting.

Wow fuck you guys I just read this and spilled bright red crystal light all over myself from laughing -that- hard. Wow.

[Daahan]

There's a black girl who sits in front of me in my Machiavelli class:

The smell that emanates from this person is like the fart of Lucifer. Let me try and explain to you what she smells like.

Ever walk in to a cosmetics store or cosmetic section of a mall, and get the smell of all the makeup odors combined?

Take that smell, stick it in a pile of crap, let it bake in the hot Mexico sun, toss some sulfur on it, and add a little hot dog barf for an Emril Lagasse BAM!, and viola, you have the smell of the black girl who sits in front of me in my class.

I hope to God Ryko, that you do not smell like that.

Seriously, what is with that? I don't know if it's something culturally, maybe black people use different soap/cosmetics/something, or maybe they just smell awful intrinsically. But it's seriously distracting.

Wow fuck you guys I just read this and spilled bright red crystal light all over myself from laughing -that- hard. Wow.

the funny thing is though, this is a true story. I'm not making it up as a joke. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 12:35 to 1:25, i have to sit in a classroom with this stench coming from this girl, who just happens to be black. I'm not the only one who notices it too. EVERYONE does.

[Elcura]

That's not black people, it's dirty people

edit:, if any one quotes me (from bg) i'll know exactly what they're gonna say

[Lbelle]

I was talking to my mom on the phone while buying some soap one time and I said, "coconut might be good," and she was like "if you buy it you'll smell like a black person" so I smelled it was like, "HAHAHA YOU'RE RIGHT!" It was great.

[Kross]

Nothing beats the smell of curry

East Indian say that we(whiteppl) smell like fat or something like that...

Lots of Pakis in my part of town ><

[Kiro]

Cocoa butter, lolz.. My sister uses that shit (YEAH IM HALFRICAN STFU) and after a while it smells like burnt.. hair and something else, bleh. ._.

[edgarfigaro]

Let's see...what horribly inappropriate racist joke that I grew up hearing can I tell...hmmm...

Actually, no, we shouldn't be doing this, it's wrong. I have a black person in my family tree, so I have no right to say anything on this subject.


he's still hanging there

[Ryko]

That is fucked up >B|

[divisortheory]

http://img316.imageshack.us/img316/2...image32rq1.jpg

LOL this is fucking classic. I'm still laughing omg.

[divisortheory]

There's a black girl who sits in front of me in my Machiavelli class:

The smell that emanates from this person is like the fart of Lucifer. Let me try and explain to you what she smells like.

Ever walk in to a cosmetics store or cosmetic section of a mall, and get the smell of all the makeup odors combined?

Take that smell, stick it in a pile of crap, let it bake in the hot Mexico sun, toss some sulfur on it, and add a little hot dog barf for an Emril Lagasse BAM!, and viola, you have the smell of the black girl who sits in front of me in my class.

I hope to God Ryko, that you do not smell like that.

Seriously, what is with that? I don't know if it's something culturally, maybe black people use different soap/cosmetics/something, or maybe they just smell awful intrinsically. But it's seriously distracting.

I think it might be related to hair care products.

[Takedown3]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...nan-obrien.jpg

[Ace-o-fire]

this kid i use to know alwasy carried around a shit load of kool-aid with him everywhere

[DeadLegend]

black chicks like me because I'm short and pathetic

true story