woah, read this. this guy is sick. i love him.

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:41:50 PM): u smell
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:41:55 PM): HAHA OWNED
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:42:13 PM): do you want to hear the story
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:42:22 PM): abotu why i havent masturbated since the 8th grade
Z Oh My Goddess (8:42:37 PM): hha
Z Oh My Goddess (8:42:38 PM): sure
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:42:40 PM): ok
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:42:45 PM): buckle your seatbelt
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:42:48 PM): rdy?
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:05 PM): oh ok i think i heard your belt click
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:08 PM): anyhow
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:11 PM): i went to palma
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:13 PM): and boy
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:27 PM): i wanted some sweet weiner loving
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:33 PM): so i went home
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:42 PM): and was like "sweet no ones home"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:48 PM): i take a seat
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:55 PM): whip it out
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:03 PM): and im goign to town on this shit
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:08 PM): i mean, fuck
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:13 PM): im REALLY go for it
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:18 PM): ya,
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:24 PM): so as i reach my climax
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:32 PM): im like "oshit, i need lube"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:39 PM): i wanted to finish clean
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:58 PM): i rush to the nearest restroom, desperate for any lubricate
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:45:13 PM): all i could find was soem shaving cream
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:45:29 PM): im like "fuck it lol"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:45:38 PM): so i "clean up shop"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:45:45 PM): next morning
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:45:48 PM): i go to take a piss
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:45:56 PM): ...
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:08 PM): felt liek a knife was goign through my urithra
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:20 PM): "MOM MY PENIS HURTS LOL"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:27 PM): so we go to the doctor
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:34 PM): and he was like" did you masturbate"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:44 PM): "ya i did, shaving cream ftw"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:50 PM): "no Cody, shaving cream ftl"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:47:01 PM): "you have a bladder infection dumbass"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:47:04 PM): damn
Z Oh My Goddess (8:47:09 PM): sad fate
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:47:10 PM): it was so lame
Z Oh My Goddess (8:47:14 PM): that's sooo terrible
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:47:35 PM): i was terrified to touch my pensi ever since
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:48:01 PM): oh sweet i think im goign to copy and paste this to my blog
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:48:06 PM): say somethign cool
Z Oh My Goddess (8:48:17 PM): hshah
Z Oh My Goddess (8:48:20 PM): uhm
Z Oh My Goddess (8:48:24 PM): i dont know what to say
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:48:38 PM): "wow youre a fucking idiot hsahaha"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:48:41 PM): ya that works
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:48:43 PM): kthx
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:49:21 PM): omg please dont tell ur mom or grandpa this story

[Metah]

No Cody, shaving cream ftl

Pretty funny stuff

[Sendra]

OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:27 PM): so we go to the doctor
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:34 PM): and he was like" did you masturbate"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:44 PM): "ya i did, shaving cream ftw"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:50 PM): "no Cody, shaving cream ftl"

Oh god how I lol'd

[Senoska]

one time I woke up and my balls were swollen the size of two lemons. I went the the hospital and they told me I had a testiular torsion[sp] and then this really really really smoking hot nurse came in with this warmed up luqid for a ultra sound, and for some reason at that moment I had a dream of a house of tits and how utterly[lolpun] awsome that would be. I'll leave it up to you what happand afterwords.

This random story is brought to you my christ flakes! Start your day the holy way! Christ flakes.

[Unklemonkey]

one time I woke up and my balls were swollen the size of two lemons. I went the the hospital and they told me I had a testiular torsion[sp] and then this really really really smoking hot nurse came in with this warmed up luqid for a ultra sound, and for some reason at that moment I had a dream of a house of tits and how utterly[lolpun] awsome that would be. I'll leave it up to you what happand afterwords.

LOL You must expand on what happend after that, I must know!

[Brien]

zanz your sig owns

[Balduran]

one time I woke up and my balls were swollen the size of two lemons. I went the the hospital and they told me I had a testiular torsion[sp] and then this really really really smoking hot nurse came in with this warmed up luqid for a ultra sound, and for some reason at that moment I had a dream of a house of tits and how utterly[lolpun] awsome that would be. I'll leave it up to you what happand afterwords.

This random story is brought to you my christ flakes! Start your day the holy way! Christ flakes.

One can only imagine what happend next, please explain your self more for the audience 8)

[Amarok]

one time I woke up and my balls were swollen the size of two lemons. I went the the hospital and they told me I had a testiular torsion[sp] and then this really really really smoking hot nurse came in with this warmed up luqid for a ultra sound, and for some reason at that moment I had a dream of a house of tits and how utterly[lolpun] awsome that would be. I'll leave it up to you what happand afterwords.

This random story is brought to you my christ flakes! Start your day the holy way! Christ flakes.

You got a boner, she laughed at you and walked away?

[Hyjynx]

lol Cody, cant believe you posted that here.

[Totien]

That was stupid. I hate when people speak in sentance fragments like that.

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

That was stupid. I hate when people speak in sentance fragments like that.

I hate when you are mean OWNED BITCH

[Totien]

Oh noes someone called me mean. Man I just got owned hard.

[Axil]

Oh noes someone called me mean. Man I just got owned hard.

No you're a a hard.