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    So I'm confused. Tonight we were leveling and no refresher (of course) so we find this RDM. He's.. RDM/PLD. When we asked him why he was RDM/PLD.. he's like "Auto-refresh and cover are kool"... so I just ignored his retardation.

    Wellf further down the party after dealing with an Imp, a Jnun we had to sleep, two flies that linked through a Sleepga II from the BLM, and another Imp that agro'd us as we were killing a fly (I'm surprised we survived that all), he does macros to one of our party members.

    "XX tells XX Hail King Leonidas"

    "XX tells XX To Night we Fight in hell"

    "XX tels XX Sparta Unite"

    So uh.. what do I do? >.>

    *Note: Names edited because .. I don't want to humilliate him (the RDM with the macros) until I get the pictures up. =D

  2. #242
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    I had plenty of BLU macros (even for spells I don't have or will ever use) that I only used in my BLU static:

    Wild Oats: /p Pkyah, bitches.
    Battle Dance: Something about Orcs.
    Head Butt: I SHOULD have made a macro with the whole "Quadav acce-ent" like "He-ead Bu-utt" but I didn't.
    Feather Storm: I *think* /p Kyahkyahkyah. (Should've used quack.)
    Frypan: /p Goodebyongo!

    And some other annoying stuff.

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    had a semi-ls party the other week. we picked up 2 random people and headed to mamook (everything else was taken).

    i'm on thf and the rng we have has macros for shooting his bow. "Draws back and fires an arrow!" type /p macros.

    so me and my ls friends start making up our own macros on the spot.

    "Sneak Attack"
    "I'm going to hit you from behind for Crit Damage!"

    "Trick Attack"
    "He did it! >> (>")>

    and the like.

    he never got it >.>

  4. #244
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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 8 9 {Blade: Ten} .... Patent pending on that one.

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    well since its already been necro'd... i liked that rampage macro too >.>

    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot
    I'll post screenshots later, but my own personal vices are;
    /p I'm all out of bubblegum. (Rampage).

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    My friend's SP macro used to be:
    /sh For Allah!!!
    /ja Mijin Gakure <t>

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    I'll leave you like Christopher Reeves! [Blade: Retsu]

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Freight
    I'll leave you like Christopher Reeves! [Blade: Retsu]
    My new Blade: Retsu macro, even though I barely use it.

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Freight
    I'll leave you like Christopher Reeves! [Blade: Retsu]
    thats so wrong...lol....

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shuvo
    My friend's SP macro used to be:
    /sh For Allah!!!
    /ja Mijin Gakure <t>
    Cue Scun's old Mijin macro.

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by CailIfrit
    Quote Originally Posted by Freight
    I'll leave you like Christopher Reeves! [Blade: Retsu]
    thats so wrong...lol....
    ROFL. I felt bad for laughing. ; ;

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    A BLM's warp macro.

    "The greatest trick the devil ever played!!!. . ."
    /starts casting Warp
    "Was convincing the world he didn't exist!!!. . ."
    /casts Warp
    "And like that!!!. . . . . . . . . He's gone!!!!"

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    My old Convert macro:

    /p Aravil can use Convert to swap his HP and MP values, but
    /p can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Convert macros need to be something alone the lines of

    "DON'T FREAK OUT I'M USING CONVERT"

    "IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME, THIS IS CONVERT!!!"

    "CONVERTING NOW. DO NOT PANIC"

    I bet I'd still shit myself half the time.........

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Haha Woozie, I don't have a Convert macro. I use it manually through the job ability menu.

    When I leveled WHM back in the days, I'd use Final Fantasy Tactics quotes for my Cure macros. >_>;

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Woozie
    Convert macros need to be something alone the lines of

    "DON'T FREAK OUT I'M USING CONVERT"

    "IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME, THIS IS CONVERT!!!"

    "CONVERTING NOW. DO NOT PANIC"

    I bet I'd still shit myself half the time.........
    When I had one for exping it'd always be "FUCK" and the party would flip out the first time they saw it (*'-')

    or "OMG AGGRO" or something equally dumb

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    partied with a bard in Qufim that told a continuous story through her macros >.>

    you almost had to ask her to go through them all just to finish the story. who cares if the pt gets minne, i wanna hear the end of this epic tale you're weaving through song!

    also, old roommate had a fairly annoying flee macro:

    /em has ants in her pants!
    /s OMG get them off get them off!
    /ja Flee

    first time, thought it was funny, after the 4e259823 (yes, 4 to the exponential) time seeing it, got old.

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl
    Quote Originally Posted by Woozie
    Convert macros need to be something alone the lines of

    "DON'T FREAK OUT I'M USING CONVERT"

    "IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME, THIS IS CONVERT!!!"

    "CONVERTING NOW. DO NOT PANIC"

    I bet I'd still shit myself half the time.........
    When I had one for exping it'd always be "FUCK" and the party would flip out the first time they saw it (*'-')

    or "OMG AGGRO" or something equally dumb
    I had a RDM with an equally scary convert macro:

    http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...nvertmacro.jpg

    Edit: Sorry for the page break. I'll fix this when I get home from work tonight.

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    This used to be my Rfist macro few weeks ago, erased it due to... not that funny after the 30th reading XD

    /p Madness?
    /smile
    /wait 2
    /ja Boost <me>
    /wait 1
    /p THIS - IS - RAGING FISTAHHHH!!
    /ws "Raging fist" <t>
    if it was even funny ;;

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Lol great stuff here. This SS is of me and my static about 2-3 years ago just manaburning, we also have in our macros tells to everyone in the linkshell for every spell we did in addition to the says. This ran on for about 4 hours, lol.

    http://www.e-techron.com/uploads/biller/img_0321.JPG

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