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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Khalil
    Quote Originally Posted by Freight
    I'll leave you like Christopher Reeves! [Blade: Retsu]
    My new Blade: Retsu macro, even though I barely use it.
    Was one of my favorite WS just because of the macro alone lol. Not to mention it was good soloing sometimes instead of long ass jubaku. Never thought I'd say I miss ffxi lol

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Crizto
    A BLM's warp macro.

    "The greatest trick the devil ever played!!!. . ."
    /starts casting Warp
    "Was convincing the world he didn't exist!!!. . ."
    /casts Warp
    "And like that!!!. . . . . . . . . He's gone!!!!"
    Win for Usual Suspects reference.
    ...now I want to watch it again.

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot
    I recently changed my Full Break macro to;

    "I'MA SWINGIN MAH GREAT AXE (lFull Breakl) SHOOP DA WHOOP"

    and Raging Rush is now;

    "I hate you Barry Badrinath!"

    Manly hug to anyone who understands why that's a Raging Rush macro.
    Don't forget silo johnson

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    This was actually my old friends Fire IV macro when i first met him...

    <Onibaku> "I'll burn you so bad you won't want me to burn you so bad FIRE IV"

    To this day I still mock him with it if I ever see him cast a fire spell

  6. #266

    Re: Worst macros ever.

    "And now for a soft ballad for my special mages"

    I wanted to cry, then hurl a brick through my monitor and then commit murder over the course of a dynamis with that bard.

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    Re: Worst macros ever.


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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Devimapie: what are you drunk theres only one of me utsusemi
    (30 seconds later)
    Devimapie: what are you drunk theres only one of me utsusemi

    That was so fucking funny

  9. #269

    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Devimapie belongs in three of the threads on this front page. Someone grab a shot of her Brd (Manteel/Hope Rings ftl)

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    There was a long running joke in my old LS, that resulted in three rampage macros, all /p.

    First one was "zOMG! Mancakes" (disclaimer: I have no idea wth mancakes are, and never could figure it out)
    After that, was "Dan Marino lost 15 lbs. on Nutrisystem!" (apparently the guy saw nutrisystem commercials about 15 times in a row and went insane)
    Which then morphed into, "Dan Marino lost 15 lbs. on the Mancake system!"

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    CAN YOU FEEL THIS VANADIEL!?

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    There's also this guy who plays a female hume on Seraph who has a Samurai macro that says, /p "Oh I'm cumming! <Meditate>!" Those who know him, know who it is

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Not mine personally, but haven't seen it posted yet...

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tetsukou
    Not mine personally, but haven't seen it posted yet...
    Holy record-breaking mother of god......

  16. #276

    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Holy shit rofl, that was amazing

  17. #277

    Re: Worst macros ever.

    About 3 years ago in the jungles, I had this one Taru WHM who's Cure macro was:

    /p "I have to go peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
    /panic motion

    The /tell macro's are made of win, one of my LS buddies is in love with my Convert macro, I might switch it to /tell just for him now, ha ha.

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    cool, that boost macro caused my PC to crash rofl

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    seems like a ripoff of chilis joke boost macro >.>

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    Re: Worst macros ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Doofus
    seems like a ripoff of chilis joke boost macro >.>
    Taken to the next level.

    All 10 macro pallettes it said, that is worth a salute.


    /salute

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