Worst macros ever.

[Shadowed]

Kinda fail that I wiped my PC and don't have it anymore but this PLDs provoke macro was.

"Tonight we dinner in hell."
Well yeah, right around when the movie was first released. I'm not sure what he heard when he saw the movie.

[AkashiXI]

I'll try to find the SS my friend took but about 3months back we had a HORRIBLE RDM in a lv55~ish party, and his blind/cure macro was

/em tells <t> to eat a bag of dicks

Seriously, his CURE macro? - .- I don't want to eat a bag of dicks:/

edit: found it lol, excuse our wild reaction D:
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...bagofdicks.jpg

[_chuchu]

lmao

[Eggroll]

From Louis CK iirc

[Nekozuko]

I don't know if this bad but on my bst (haven't touched since 2004 or 03?)
I used marco like this

"/em throws a pokeball at <t>" for charm

"/em <pet> I choose you!" for an attack

[altwight]

wow.

[Jeny]

I'll try to find the SS my friend took but about 3months back we had a HORRIBLE RDM in a lv55~ish party, and his blind/cure macro was

/em tells <t> to eat a bag of dicks

Seriously, his CURE macro? - .- I don't want to eat a bag of dicks:/

edit: found it lol, excuse our wild reaction D:
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...bagofdicks.jpg

LOL!

[Auronx]

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/k...527_205522.png

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/k...527_213635.png

[Pepper]

That's certainly one way to kill something.

[Krissy]

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/k...527_205522.png

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/k...527_213635.png

thank you, thank you for giving me a whole new perspective >.<;

it eats its spoils ._.

[Aella]

Got into a merit party on my WHM the other day...
Well, it was kind of fail. SMN BLU BLU BLU PLD WHM :/
Had to fight birds so the BLUs could get some kind of refresh...

The SMN's gear was bad, but her macro's...lol.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o.../SMNMacros.jpg

I'm Naiia, btw. Oh, and at the whoosh.

[Max™]

So I was running around on the mithra mule my girlfriend plays from time to time, making sure her equip was updated, etc, and decided to put a gay little text heart in her bazaar comment for her so she'd see it next time she got on, sweet gesture, etc.

Anyway, one thing led to another while screwing around with my LS, and I created The Carebear Cannon™!

/welcome motion
/t <t> __.*"~"*._________________
/wait 1
/t <t> __".--- ."__CAREBEAR CANNON
/wait 1
/t <t> ____'+'___________________

(replace the three --- in the middle line with spaces in game, it doesn't post right on the boards)

Someone you know runs by, target them, hit the macro, WHACK! the power of love stops them in their tracks...

Seriously, everyone I've done this too stops, turns around, replies with a O.o or lol, I laugh til I cry.

[Siralin]

wat

[Max™]

You have to picture a taru doing a welcome emote (the humping one) and then that shows up in your chatlog to get the full effect.

Just one of those absurd ass moments that I can't stop laughing over.

[Finwich]

So I was running around on the mithra mule my girlfriend plays from time to time, making sure her equip was updated, etc, and decided to put a gay little text heart in her bazaar comment for her so she'd see it next time she got on, sweet gesture, etc.

Anyway, one thing led to another while screwing around with my LS, and I created The Carebear Cannon™!

/welcome motion
/t <t> __.*"~"*._________________
/wait 1
/t <t> __".--- ."__CAREBEAR CANNON
/wait 1
/t <t> ____'+'___________________

(replace the three --- in the middle line with spaces in game, it doesn't post right on the boards)

Someone you know runs by, target them, hit the macro, WHACK! the power of love stops them in their tracks...

Seriously, everyone I've done this too stops, turns around, replies with a O.o or lol, I laugh til I cry.

You tempt me sir... I may bring this blight of a macro to the poor citizens of Phoenix...

I also must say that my convert macro is obnoxious and stupid.

/p Halp!!! (jk)

Yeah, dumb. Maybe my bad crafting luck is bad karma for having an annoying macro...

hmmmm.

[Max™]

Oh man, everytime I peg an ls mate or friend with this the first time, I can't stop laughing.

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[Obev]

Luisito blow's on his PIMP HAND.

What?

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3...4151419od6.png

[Howard Roark]

blow's......

[Aksannyi]

blow's......

Well isn't that part of the comedic value of the macro?

Some of the most interesting macros people write are ruined by horrible spelling and grammar.

[Pun]

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/i...xi/pnizzle.png