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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie
    I was in a pt with a rdm whos paralyze was

    /p Like Christopher Reeve (Paralyze)

    I lol'd but so wrong >.<;
    There's a NIN on Hades with macro for Ninjitsu Blind spell (idk lol) that says; "Play blind like Stevie Wonder"
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno
    Quote Originally Posted by Demetrick
    Is this Birdman from Bahamut? I've heard some pretty bad information about him. Like, that he's absolute crap.
    I think you mean Birdhair.
    Yep, that would be Birdhair.

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    No SS, meditate macro. "More TP for my BUNGHOLE <call3>!"

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    Partied with this shit-tastic PLD that forced me to take my brutal earring off, cuz if i double attacked on my drk i got hate =\

    /em Readies bitch slap!
    /p BITCH SLAP!
    /p THE GOD OF BITCH-SLAPPING HAS SPOKEN
    /em bitch slaps <t>.

    I've had him blisted ever since, he recently got banned too <3

  5. #45

    the worst one I have seen recently was this thfs for Dancing edge

    /p Now I show you the Dance of Death!!!!!!!!! (|Dancing Edge|)

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    I think the ls mt is funnier than the macro, myself... lol

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    DRG High Jump: "From the heavens I fall, into <t>'s cruel heart"
    DRG Jump: "Jump, around, jump, jump around, jump around, everybody jump, jump, jump"
    MNK Boost: "I'M CHARGIN' MAH LASER"
    MNK Chi Blast: "I'M FIRING MAH LASER"
    DRK Last Resort: "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY {Last Resort}!"
    Another MNK Boost: "KAOKEN TIMES TEN!"

    And so many more.

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    One that drove me insane recently was a WAR/NIN in Crawler's Nest who's Utsusemi macro said "Can you guess wich is me? ^^"

    Everyone hates Utsusemi macroes with /p in them to begin with but adding that it was mispelled led me eventually blacklisting the dude for the duration of the party

    And btw lol @ the Jump one in the above post, a DRG in my LS actually still has that as their Jump macro.

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    I'll see if I can find some screenshots, but Delfbladeddancer on Ragnarok had the voke macro:

    /p You dare to go toe to toe with me <t>, Shurley you jest! [Provoke]

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    i'm gonna be really annoying and doing

    /p STREET FIGHTER! GO! SHO RYU KEN!!! <call>

    for my blade ten macro. screw jin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charitwo
    I think the ls mt is funnier than the macro, myself... lol
    I gotta agree, that made me lol more than any of the other screenshots.

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    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...orstMacro2.jpg


    HAHAHA. That is made of pure win.

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    When levelling some low level jobs for a friend that started back up, my friend was using his Tarutaru BLU/WAR to tank for us, and he loves coming up with stupid macros, but his Provoke one actually made me laugh when I first saw it:

    Gus: I TASTE OF CHICKEN!!
    Gus uses Provoke on the Sylvestre.

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    Where's mifaco to pull the pic of the WAR/MNK whose boost macro said "/em has an epileptic Seizure" ?

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    Saw this while standing around the Whitegate AH a couple of weeks ago, made me laugh:

    http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5153/warpnj3.jpg

    WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

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    had a WAR last night with /em Limit Break #6 Rampage same thing for all his macros along with a SAM in the same part who had <call2> on all of his macros SA TA Med Hanso -__-;

  18. #58

    Quote Originally Posted by XxSlusherxx
    I'll see if I can find some screenshots, but Delfbladeddancer on Ragnarok had the voke macro:

    /p You dare to go toe to toe with me <t>, Shurley you jest! [Provoke]
    If I saw this I would be rather tempted to reply, "He's not joking, and stop calling him Shurley."

    <3 Airplane

  19. #59

    Not really a "bad" macro...but it took some hard work and dedication...

    http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1.../invitepls.jpg

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    I wish I had a picture of Scunsion's old Mijin macro. "Tell my wife and kids they mean nothing to me." Best two-hour ever.

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