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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilik
    old drg in my LS had a shout macro when he used Call Wyvern.. it said "RYGOR HELP ME SLAY MY ENEMIES!"
    funny enough that was the macro that came to mind when I saw this thread not because I saw it, but cuz ladi would be talking about it after Exo quit lol

  2. #22

    i sadly didn't SS it. or if i did i coudln't find it.

    the macro i hate is back in the dunes a ranger


    /p I'm shooting an Arrow at <t>
    /p I'm shooting an Arrow at <t>
    /p I'm shooting an Arrow at <t>
    /p I'm shooting an Arrow at <t>
    /p I'm shooting an Arrow at <t>
    /p I'm shooting an Arrow at <t>
    /p I'm shooting an Arrow at <t>
    /p I'm shooting an Arrow at <t>
    /p I'm shooting an Arrow at <t>
    /p I'm shooting an Arrow at <t>

    drove me nuts.....

  3. #23

    ooh, i remembered another macro i had a long time ago

    "Would you like to making fuck BERSERKER!!! (Berserk)"
    that one was back in the dunes on war as my first job

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soje
    No screenies either but WAY long ago in the jungles there was a pld in another party who had emote macros for every time he dodged, blocked or parried an attack.

    Noobpld dodges the attack of <t>
    Noobpld parries the attack of <t>
    Noobpld blocks the attack of <t>

    Sadly he wasn't more creative but it was dammed annoying to be fighting close to him.
    /slap SarcasmMeter. Seems to be broken... Trying to figure out if someone would wait for the attack, see what kind it was, then activate that macro to tell everyone, or if Soje just didn't realize his "Monster > Other attacks missed" chat filter was off.

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    posts like these are reasons u should surf BG in silent classroom settings. Makes the RL lol so embarrasing.

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    There was a Paladin on Fenrir with the typical emote macro.

    "/em flashes boobies at <t>" FOR 6 FUCKING HOURS AT A ROBBER CRAB CAMP FUCKSHIT, along with strings of emo pussy party chat.

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    a ranger in the jungle one day had an EM macro for every shot he took
    /em draws back his bow.
    /em presses the noct to his cheek.
    /em fires his arrow.

    every damn time did an RA, my pt (ls pt ftw) started making similar macros and he got the picture quickly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tekki
    posts like these are reasons u should surf BG in silent classroom settings. Makes the RL lol so embarrasing.
    That macro is so old and overdone, but it never, ever stops being funny.

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    since the boost macro came up.. think I found this on KI a while back:
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...erboost3cp.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by deivi
    since the boost macro came up.. think I found this on KI a while back:
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...erboost3cp.jpg
    Dreyfus is a fucking prick for ruining it. ):

  11. #31

    Quote Originally Posted by Aodh

    Cure I macro:
    /p Aww <t> looks hurt. You need a little healing! Cure I <call3>

    Cure II macro:
    /p <t> is really hurt. You need a lot of healing! Cure II <call3>
    I've seen this on bahamut a long time ago... excatly the same... weird.




    Quote Originally Posted by deivi
    since the boost macro came up.. think I found this on KI a while back:
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...erboost3cp.jpg
    Is this Birdman from Bahamut? I've heard some pretty bad information about him. Like, that he's absolute crap.

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    ^ see I don't mind seeing macros like that once for a good laugh but if he repeatly does it. BLIST add jackass.

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    http://pawberry.net/screenshots/logs/fangirl.gif

    I don't even remember the context.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demetrick
    Is this Birdman from Bahamut? I've heard some pretty bad information about him. Like, that he's absolute crap.
    I think you mean Birdhair.

  15. #35

    Don't have a SS, but when I was leveling NIN, was in a party with a RNG who had:

    /p Dodge this <t>

    for his RA macro.. every arrow was like nails on a chalkboard.

  16. #36

    This was in Dunes on my COR after TOAU release and the 5x BLU 1 COR pt's:

    http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9...umacrospq1.jpg

    I think my fav is Sprout Smack one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosencrantz
    This was in Dunes on my COR after TOAU release and the 5x BLU 1 COR pt's:

    http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9...umacrospq1.jpg

    I think my fav is Sprout Smack one.
    I think my fav is that the BLU is dead in the pic.

  18. #38

    Some monk in the jungle had a macro that went "/em has the power of ten tigers!" for boost.

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    Don't have any screenshots but I did party with a SAM who's meditate macro had something about him playing with himself in it.

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    I was in a pt with a rdm whos paralyze was

    /p Like Christopher Reeve (Paralyze)

    I lol'd but so wrong >.<;

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