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  1. #221
    Bagel
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    http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9...325_072703.png
    This is his Stoneskin macro. He would use it non stop on everyone.
    http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9...325_074429.png
    This is his raise macro. His mp report was /sh also. These 2 may not be worst macros but there kinda funny

    http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9...322_140738.png
    Again not worst but was kinda funny seeing him as Japanese an talking about Defjam records.

  2. #222

    i like the cocolulu one if he's really jp

  3. #223
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    The compliment to the boost macro from the first few pages:

    http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...BlastMacro.jpg

    Put it into LS chat for maximum annoyance factor, everyone was thoroughly pissed by around the third time I Chi Blasted Fafnir. I wanted to make the mouth more detailed with ASCII and have the lazer beam take up the entire width of chat log, but there was a limit on how big I could make it

  4. #224
    Smells like Onions
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    I had a WAR in Qufim once..

    (Gentlebob) Hey <t> get away from the mages you don't know where they've been!

    /em Gentlebob loves the mages he really does!

    Landed on my blist about the second mob in the pt.

  5. #225
    S N K
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    Had this WHM spamming this macro in Gustav Tunnel. I eventually blisted her because those macros were so stupid.

    http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...416_221836.png

    Little background on this galka WHM named Gileth. We got him in for a PT in Kuftal Tunnel and he was pretty decked out in MP gear so I wasn't too worried. We get to camp and the 1st thing he says is "Can I melee cuz I'ma be bored and fall asleep if I only do cures."

    He was doing ok so tbh I didn't give a shit but Kreuz my static brd was a little annoyed because he wouldn't come back for Ballads. Anyways after a few fights he starts casting Silence on the Crabs.

    I asked him in tells why he was doing this and he explained that it's important to silence them since they have MP. >___________>

    Anyways the party only lasted an hour and he went afk without telling anyone twice so we decided to call it since it was late. The BLM in our PT was asking if we all needed D2s. I asked Gileth who was moving around 3 or 4 times for a fkn Teleport-Mea before he finally did it.

    Anyways mind you he was 100% dead serious when he said this shit in this SS.

    http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...412_163410.png

    I found out later from a friend he leads his own Dynamis shell.

    I give that shell a month before it dies.

    ~S N K

  6. #226

    lolol you win.

  7. #227
    Sea Torques
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    For some reason the "1\" in that voke macro is what gets me every time.

  8. #228
    Ridill
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    Yeah, makes no sense

  9. #229

    kinda like a galka having anal sex with a mandragora

  10. #230

    There's a BST named Justus on leviathan, his call beast macro is '/em screams 'Come to me my jungle friends!'. See it all the time in besieged.

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  12. #232
    Sea Torques
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    I would have to /blist myself w/ those macros damn

  13. #233
    Old Merits
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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiraa
    HOLY FUCKING SHIT



    I took Vol off /blist just to show you BG.


    This is Dynamis-Beaucedine.

    Wow like...those people wouldn't last a day in my dyna shell. I'd force them to change or I'd kick them. No one...NO one needs fucking cure macros in pt chat. Jesus.

  14. #234

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Cass brings back the memories. And by memories I mean 'horrible flashbacks'. I was in that shell too...some of the worst macros ever.

    She doesn't have my all time favorite though. A gentleman who had macros including not just /say, party, and /emote components...but fireworks.

    Not kidding.

  15. #235
    CHELLLLLLLLLLLLL
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    lol your tanks should have just let her get aggro from all those cure 4's - problem solved

  16. #236

    jesus someone needs to beat smooch to death with a baseball bat

  17. #237
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    http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/9673/boostuam9.jpg
    my lame boost macro

    http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8909/pigwolfbw1.jpg

    ran into this guy when i was leveling whm in qufim a while ago

  18. #238
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    I remember a few people in my ls were manaburning with some guy who had the macro
    /p ZAP MUTHAFUCKA! BURST II
    We were laughing so hard on vent now during limbus all my weapon skills start with ...
    /p ZAP MUTHAFUCKA SHARK BITE/BLADE: JIN/SPINNING SLASH/SPIRAL HELL.

  19. #239
    Big Daddy Kraken Master
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    My LS had a run in Xarc where we got REALLY bored and started putting /tells in our macro lines. They were ALL perverted, and as stupid/annoying as we could make them. I have a SS somewhere, i'll post later.

    Also, we have a MNK who's Chi-blast macro is "XXXXXXXXXXXXX SUCK IT <t> XXXXXXXXXXXXXX <someannoyingcall>"

    One day, he took it off, and fighting Kirin just wasn't the same.

  20. #240
    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot
    I'll post screenshots later, but my own personal vices are;

    /p I'm all out of bubblegum. (Rampage).

    and

    /p Nobody fucks you up like (Full Break). NOBODY.
    I like that Rampage macro! :D

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