There's a NIN on Hades with macro for Ninjitsu Blind spell (idk lol) that says; "Play blind like Stevie Wonder"Originally Posted by Eddie
LOL
There's a NIN on Hades with macro for Ninjitsu Blind spell (idk lol) that says; "Play blind like Stevie Wonder"Originally Posted by Eddie
LOL
Yep, that would be Birdhair.Originally Posted by Not Kuno
No SS, meditate macro. "More TP for my BUNGHOLE <call3>!"
Partied with this shit-tastic PLD that forced me to take my brutal earring off, cuz if i double attacked on my drk i got hate =\
/em Readies bitch slap!
/p BITCH SLAP!
/p THE GOD OF BITCH-SLAPPING HAS SPOKEN
/em bitch slaps <t>.
I've had him blisted ever since, he recently got banned too <3
the worst one I have seen recently was this thfs for Dancing edge
/p Now I show you the Dance of Death!!!!!!!!! (|Dancing Edge|)
I think the ls mt is funnier than the macro, myself... lol
DRG High Jump: "From the heavens I fall, into <t>'s cruel heart"
DRG Jump: "Jump, around, jump, jump around, jump around, everybody jump, jump, jump"
MNK Boost: "I'M CHARGIN' MAH LASER"
MNK Chi Blast: "I'M FIRING MAH LASER"
DRK Last Resort: "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY {Last Resort}!"
Another MNK Boost: "KAOKEN TIMES TEN!"
And so many more.
One that drove me insane recently was a WAR/NIN in Crawler's Nest who's Utsusemi macro said "Can you guess wich is me? ^^"
Everyone hates Utsusemi macroes with /p in them to begin with but adding that it was mispelled led me eventually blacklisting the dude for the duration of the party
And btw lol @ the Jump one in the above post, a DRG in my LS actually still has that as their Jump macro.
I'll see if I can find some screenshots, but Delfbladeddancer on Ragnarok had the voke macro:
/p You dare to go toe to toe with me <t>, Shurley you jest! [Provoke]
i'm gonna be really annoying and doing
/p STREET FIGHTER! GO! SHO RYU KEN!!! <call>
for my blade ten macro. screw jin!
I gotta agree, that made me lol more than any of the other screenshots.Originally Posted by Charitwo
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...orstMacro2.jpg
HAHAHA. That is made of pure win.
When levelling some low level jobs for a friend that started back up, my friend was using his Tarutaru BLU/WAR to tank for us, and he loves coming up with stupid macros, but his Provoke one actually made me laugh when I first saw it:
Gus: I TASTE OF CHICKEN!!
Gus uses Provoke on the Sylvestre.
Where's mifaco to pull the pic of the WAR/MNK whose boost macro said "/em has an epileptic Seizure" ?
Saw this while standing around the Whitegate AH a couple of weeks ago, made me laugh:
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5153/warpnj3.jpg
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
had a WAR last night with /em Limit Break #6 Rampage same thing for all his macros along with a SAM in the same part who had <call2> on all of his macros SA TA Med Hanso -__-;
If I saw this I would be rather tempted to reply, "He's not joking, and stop calling him Shurley."Originally Posted by XxSlusherxx
<3 Airplane
Not really a "bad" macro...but it took some hard work and dedication...
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1.../invitepls.jpg
I wish I had a picture of Scunsion's old Mijin macro. "Tell my wife and kids they mean nothing to me." Best two-hour ever.