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    Worst macros ever.

    Calls are a no brainer, but what about the worst lines you've seen in a macro? Personally my WS macros are cheesy as hell because for the most part theyre not vocal unless they have to be but tsu's sig on our boards reminded me of the worst pull macro I ever saw.

    http://www.thoseguys.us/forums/userpix/51_macrod_1.jpg

    This one actually makes me laugh a lot because it's so wrong (MMD ftw)

    http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/8...iousestqg8.jpg

    I'll add more as I check through screens but for now I'll add an example of what I was talking about too...

    http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/305...uelistsol1.jpg

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    that pull macro is made of win and lolsauce

    wish i had remembered to screenshot all the bad macros i have seen

    remembered one of my own macros >_>

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...e/img_0076.jpg

    that macro is my berserk macro

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    no screenshots of it but i had this pld (who wasnt the best equipped pld either... lolphalanxrings @60+ nor was he very good hi2u taking hate by casting stoneskin...? wtf how i dunno) but his provoke macro was:

    "<me> slaps the shit outta the <t>"

    yes he had the "'s in the line too... and it was indented for some reason... i wound up blisting him cause it was annoying>.<;

    saw a guy in 60+ with /em macros and some with /sh macros (again no screenshots im usually too busy trying to keep my party alive since most other mages suck ass and are slow>.<;;)

    um also people whoo take things too roleplayingly (???) and try to make up things like you would read in a fantasy book about a wizard or what not chanting a spell.... once had a blm (who sucked) who had these

    siren is so full of n00bs =/ yet we somehow have both ballista royale winners, and are still undefeated in beseiged go figure

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    /say macros ftw. I was so inspired from the PLD's macros during this pty that I decided to make my own
    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...ymacros1-2.jpg



    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...orstMacro1.jpg

    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...orstMacro2.jpg

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    Wow I can't believe the coincidence. I just decided today that every job I level needs to have one macro with a "/p NOT SO FAST KAIBA!"

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    cue g-prime boost macro

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    old drg in my LS had a shout macro when he used Call Wyvern.. it said "RYGOR HELP ME SLAY MY ENEMIES!"

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    Don't have a screenshot anymore but the best WS macro I've seen so far was one used by a DRK:

    "My harvest is dark. <Dark Harvest>!"

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    I tortured my PLD perm party with my Swift/Savage macros, Swift I stole from a friend and I had 2 horrendously dorky savage blade macros I alternated, cuz fuck spirits within.

    Swift: Tremble before this Lion's Roar!
    At which point I swing for a mighty 4 dmg or whiff completely.

    Savage 1: Set this dark soul alight!
    for the light sc reference. ohho

    Savage 2: Remember the fury of the Last Paladin!
    and of course, "last" and "paladin" were tabkeyed.

    I'm that much of a dork :( They're echoed now. The warrior in my perm made a 10-line long Decimation ending with a <call4> in honor of me.

    My old LS leader had a holy macro involving some shit about the Holy Light of Altana Smiting thine enemy, it was pretty goofy and it once finished off fafnir.

    I saw a red mage yesterday while I was checking my chocobo, his refresh macro:
    /em pulls out a roll of mentos.
    /s It's the (Refresh) maker!

    I've only known one person with text macros I really liked. A warrior in my old ls. His mistral axe macro was like a battle cry for the blms. lol We're just sitting there waiting for the sc on faf or whatever and up comes this Light this UP! on the chat log and the explosive mistral axe sound effect. It really makes you want to blow stuff up.

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    was in alleya's sig. made me lol

    http://alleya.sonomaa.com/savage.png

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    omg i've never laughed so hard. nin/mnk?

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    Someone I used to xp with back when we were noobs had a Blizzard 4 macro:

    /p I am responsible for the Ice Age!! (Blizzard IV) <t>

    well it was something like that

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    I don't have a screenshot of it, but Terrachase on Sylph has the most retarded macro ever for dancing edge:

    /s It's {Garuda}'s way to cut you to ribbons! {Dancing Edge}!

    Apparently this person has never heard of Predator Claws, huh?

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    Never loses funny.

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    I actually had the power meter one almost 2 years ago, but didnt' spam it. I used it just to be silly once a party started to get everyone a laugh. So that's old news.

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    No Screenies, but anytime people have anoying macros, I immediately remember this time. It was Valkrum Dunes, but there should be enough common sense not to do the following.

    I got an invite while I was soloing EPs in LaThaine. So I join the party, it's just a tank and a WHM and they're friends. As I get closer to the dunes zone they start to fight something.

    Cure I macro:
    /p Aww <t> looks hurt. You need a little healing! Cure I <call3>

    Cure II macro:
    /p <t> is really hurt. You need a lot of healing! Cure II <call3>

    When I asked them to at least remove the call, and (trying to be helpful) explaining that /p macros should only be on things that the party really needs to know and the <call> is just inconsiderate, they said they'd play however they want. So... /pcmd leave

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    This thread is hilarious.

    Don't have anything specific, but just about any /p macro attached to a job ability. i.e.
    Provoke > Spongilla Fly
    Provoke > Spongilla Fly
    Provoke > Spongilla Fly
    Provoke > Spongilla Fly
    Provoke > Spongilla Fly
    Provoke > Spongilla Fly
    Provoke > Spongilla Fly

    Man, that's annoying.

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    No screenies either but WAY long ago in the jungles there was a pld in another party who had emote macros for every time he dodged, blocked or parried an attack.

    Noobpld dodges the attack of <t>
    Noobpld parries the attack of <t>
    Noobpld blocks the attack of <t>

    Sadly he wasn't more creative but it was dammed annoying to be fighting close to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Res
    Provoke > Spongilla Fly
    Provoke > Spongilla Fly
    Provoke > Spongilla Fly
    Provoke > Spongilla Fly
    Provoke > Spongilla Fly
    Provoke > Spongilla Fly
    Provoke > Spongilla Fly
    The best was in Yuhtunga -

    do you feel lucky PUNK!!
    do you feel lucky PUNK!!
    do you feel lucky PUNK!!
    do you feel lucky PUNK!!
    etc etc. He hit it about 15 times in a row I think.

    There was a DRG with "Thunder surges through my pole!" and "look out i'm going BERSERK" too, but alas, no screenshots of that.

    DRG with say macros for everything, including spirit link -
    http://pawberry.net/screenshots/logs/george.gif

    Someone's sneak macro..?
    http://pawberry.net/screenshots/logs/meat.jpg

    More voke macro goodness:
    http://pawberry.net/screenshots/logs/voke.gif

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