What would you do in this situation?

[DeadLegend]

Bros before hoes.

oh yeah, oh cmon, fuck me, harder, oh yeahhhhhhh, *dead silence*.

http://www.derrickcomedy.com/brorape.htm

[SilverBreeze]

Yesterday I would have chosen my wife. This morning at 0500 she asked me to clean up dog shit in the backyard, at that point in time my friend would have been saved. This afternoon I would choose my wife.

ROFL I almsot spit out my drink when I read this dude. You're a winner hahahaha.

For me the love of my life IS my best friend, so I wouldn't have to choose.

It's the same for me Belle, which is prolly why I picked him =p

[Daahan]

Lets see now.

If it were my wife or fiancee even, I would chose her because she will be the person who will have my children and I will spend the rest of my life with her.

If not, I would probably chose my friends since I've known them for a long ass time. As of right now I've been best friends with my best friend for 10 years.

AND YES LBELLE. I'm currently dating a girl that's close to our group of friends. So if you think about it, that decreases the chance of me having the 0.01% chance of choosing.

[Not Kuno]

Turn emo.

[cassiraa]

I would go to my husband's side. I'd call my friend and talk to her, definatly. And it would be a hard event in any situation. But I would go to my husband's side for sure.

[Devek]

I would start looking for a new friend and wife.

[Lbelle]

If you asked me to choose my mother/father over my best friend in this situation, I'd tell my best friend fuck you right to their face and visit my mom, cause my mom is my favorite person in the universe.

[DeadLegend]

If you asked me to choose my mother/father over my best friend in this situation, I'd tell my best friend fuck you right to their face and visit my mom, cause my mom is my favorite person in the universe.

I'm telling your grandpa.

[Btight]

[wangsta]Obviously you go and bang the hot chick... Me and my doodz will be chillin in da aftalife tellin stories bout how I tapped dat nasty ass.[/wangsta]

[Jujubie]

For me the love of my life IS my best friend, so I wouldn't have to choose.

Ditto.

Lucky us!

[Skyylya]

does it matter if they'll both be dead? Not like you're gonna have to hear it from the other one if you don't see them, just do whatever you wanna do since you'll still be around.

[BRP]

Doesn't matter. Find their corpses, take some DNA, and clone them.

[Ace-o-fire]

Beat off while driving to your family's house. You get both.

[Malaquist]

Necrophiles have an unfair advantage answering this question.

The obvious choice for me is to delegate and send a mutual friend to visit the dying friend while taking out a large life insurance policy on the love of my life.

[Mysterio]

I would start looking for a new friend and wife.

I burst out laughing.

thats funny shit.

[Metah]

oh yeah, oh cmon, fuck me, harder, oh yeahhhhhhh, *dead silence*.

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Oh man! I'm gonna be a virgin forever! ...Or am I?

*car rocks silently*

/family guy