Originally Posted by
Drace
Aside from the fact he created a fake investment company and fake childrens charity to put on his resume (among other bs), these were my favorite of his claims a la Chuck Norris ~
He claimed that he "is one of four people in the state of Connecticut qualified to handle nuclear waste".
He was employed by both the Mafia and the CIA during his childhood.
He gave tennis lessons to Harrison Ford, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Jerry Seinfeld. He further claims to have won two games in a tennis match against Pete Sampras.
He is a specialist in "Chinese orthopedic massage."
The Dalai Lama had apparently written his college recommendation.
He has killed two dozen men in Tibetan gladiatorial contests.
He claimed to be "an action star, an espionage expert, and a professional athlete. He would be on the C.I.A. firing range one day and at a martial-arts competition that took place in a secret system of tunnels underneath Woodstock, New York."