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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian
    The real win is just having her on the pill, oh god its aweomse....plus keeps aunt flo from staying too long (I think)
    They can still get pregnant when on the pill, but yeah the aunt flo thing is pretty cool. My girlfriend was getting this monthly injection of something from her doctor for a while, it basically put her through menopause... she could not get pregnant when on it at all. Best shit ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee
    They can still get pregnant when on the pill
    Eh, over 99% "no-pregnancy" rate over the course of a year of use is good enough for me. It's better than any other form of birth control involving sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee
    Quote Originally Posted by Heian
    The real win is just having her on the pill, oh god its aweomse....plus keeps aunt flo from staying too long (I think)
    They can still get pregnant when on the pill, but yeah the aunt flo thing is pretty cool. My girlfriend was getting this monthly injection of something from her doctor for a while, it basically put her through menopause... she could not get pregnant when on it at all. Best shit ever.
    Yeah but women in menopause are scary at times but the the guarteed no pregant thing seems worth it hmmm oh well we have talked about "what if" anyways... and that can be a scary talk

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    she didn't have any moodswings that she didn't have before, so it was no big deal lol. The only thing was she always had hot/cold flashes, especially at night, which kinda made me feel bad because it was already hard enough for her to sleep more than 2hours. Was still great though lol. What If is always scary talk, beware!

    Eh, over 99% "no-pregnancy" rate over the course of a year of use is good enough for me. It's better than any other form of birth control involving sex.
    I know a few people that got pregnant on it, including my sister, so it's hard to trust for me... but hey, as previously mentioned: that's what mouths/backs/ass's/tits/stomaches/toes(?) are for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian
    The real win is just having her on the pill, oh god its aweomse....plus keeps aunt flo from staying too long (I think)
    They can still get pregnant when on the pill, but yeah the aunt flo thing is pretty cool. My girlfriend was getting this monthly injection of something from her doctor for a while, it basically put her through menopause... she could not get pregnant when on it at all. Best shit ever.
    Yeah but women in menopause are scary at times but the the guarteed no pregant thing seems worth it hmmm oh well we have talked about "what if" anyways... and that can be a scary talk
    I agree on that....its not fun planning for those kind of 'what if' things.

    Life insurance, pregnancy, injury, sickness, loss of job..so much bad stuff you have to plan for. :/

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    Why reeinvent the wheel? As much as as condoms ruin not only a guys pleasure, but a girls too (they can feel a difference too you know) but they're as close to perfection as we're going to come without a cure for all STDs and a sure fire way to prevent pregnancy. If anyone tells you a condom isn't 100% they either have never had sex or used an old condom that they didnt inspect. They fucking work, 100%, shut up.


    If you're in a relationship, just pull out. It's harder than you'd think to hook up with someone and have her get pregenant. There's only about 2-3 days of the month when she even can, and even if you push when you shouldve pulled sperm has a lifespan of I think 4 days, giving you a window of 7 days of the month she can actually become pregnant.

    Just pull the fuck out when you're gonna come and let it be that. Been workin for a very long time.

    You're only in trouble if your girl is turned on by the feeling of her man getting off inside her. That's a quiet fetish alot of em have, and you're on your own for that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseyprophet
    Why reeinvent the wheel? As much as as condoms ruin not only a guys pleasure, but a girls too (they can feel a difference too you know) but they're as close to perfection as we're going to come without a cure for all STDs and a sure fire way to prevent pregnancy. If anyone tells you a condom isn't 100% they either have never had sex or used an old condom that they didnt inspect. They fucking work, 100%, shut up.


    If you're in a relationship, just pull out. It's harder than you'd think to hook up with someone and have her get pregenant. There's only about 2-3 days of the month when she even can, and even if you push when you shouldve pulled sperm has a lifespan of I think 4 days, giving you a window of 7 days of the month she can actually become pregnant.

    Just pull the fuck out when you're gonna come and let it be that. Been workin for a very long time.

    You're only in trouble if your girl is turned on by the feeling of her man getting off inside her. That's a quiet fetish alot of em have, and you're on your own for that one
    Sperm doesn't just come out when you can feel yourself ready to orgasm. A visible amount of it also comes out way before you even get that feeling.

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    Pre-cum has like, a ridiculously less amount of active sperm in it I thought.

    I dont know man, I usually ride bare back and just pull out and I've never gotten a girl pregnant until I tried to, and that took over a year. A year and a half later, and doin what a couple does nightly - she still isn't pregnant again, so it's sorta obvious to me that the pull out rythem method works.

    Again, for those not in a trusting relationship (aka someone new that hasnt been tested) - condoms all the way. They even make condoms that can make it so much fun. One of em has numbing shit in it that on one hand makes your dick so numb you could slam it in a car door and not feel it (which sucks) -- BUT, if you wanna extend your play time in her bed, they will add on a solid 45 mins past the no return point.

    Problem with them still is I would assume it numbs her up too, since its gonna be on the outside of the condom. Last damn thing I personally want is anything making the process for me harder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseyprophet
    Why reeinvent the wheel? As much as as condoms ruin not only a guys pleasure, but a girls too (they can feel a difference too you know) but they're as close to perfection as we're going to come without a cure for all STDs and a sure fire way to prevent pregnancy. If anyone tells you a condom isn't 100% they either have never had sex or used an old condom that they didnt inspect. They fucking work, 100%, shut up.


    If you're in a relationship, just pull out. It's harder than you'd think to hook up with someone and have her get pregenant. There's only about 2-3 days of the month when she even can, and even if you push when you shouldve pulled sperm has a lifespan of I think 4 days, giving you a window of 7 days of the month she can actually become pregnant.

    Just pull the fuck out when you're gonna come and let it be that. Been workin for a very long time.

    You're only in trouble if your girl is turned on by the feeling of her man getting off inside her. That's a quiet fetish alot of em have, and you're on your own for that one
    Actually is typically between the 12-17th day of the cycle that is it, since ovalution causes a chemical change to help sperm survive. However before that it has a very short life and will be killed by the acidic properties faster.

    Now this is not 100%, but as long as your girl is constant (and I mean within 1 maybe 2 days of her period its usually safe to go by) this should be no problem.

    Condoms are terrible, my guy can't stand them and NEVER finishes from it. Though this offers a good mix of protection and doesn't have hormones in it. Just don't expect the pill to fix the 'time' most guys have before they have to slow down or stop, its better then those old sperm killing pills they had to prevent sperm...but this is probably no worse then viagra for guys in ease of use (not how it works).

    I hope it comes out, it may be a wishy-washy slope, but if it has a good PR campaign it might gain some serious ground for established couples.

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    Guys, you know theres another thing...

    The muscle between your butt and crotch, if you push it in reallllly hard, alot of pressure, you'll still have an orgasm but you wont ejaculate.

    It's sorta like pinching a hose though, when you release the pressure itll still come out (or if you wait too long, painfully later as you dislodge it when you pee).

    You know all those stupid amounts of hair stuff (shampoo, conditioner, leave in treatment and whatever other nonsense) your girl leaves all around the shower? You can target practice with em! You get a lot more pressure when you let go.

    Stupid penis tricks, fun for the whole family lol.

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    we went from talking about a pill to pinching our baunch, nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee
    we went from talking about a pill to pinching out baunch, nice.
    Now we just need Lbelle to post, and horny teens to make comments about how they want to do her in the pooper, and the thread is done.

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    Don't forget about the smash-hit "V for Vasectomy." Your woman won't have to take some nasty hormones that fuck her up, you won't have to strangle your cock with shrink wrap, or have some freakish orgasm with nothing coming out, and best of all... no kids. Win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fhqwghads
    Don't forget about the smash-hit "V for Vasectomy." Your woman won't have to take some nasty hormones that fuck her up, you won't have to strangle your cock with shrink wrap, or have some freakish orgasm with nothing coming out, and best of all... no kids. Win.
    I think you missed the point of this thread's info then. The pills just stops the sperm....you still have 'stuff coming out', but isn't it sperm. Jeeze, what are you twelve years old?

    The pill is basically a temporary vasectomy in all essense, it is just not a physical cut of the seminal tube. So you still get everything else except sperm. So you will have no chance of having kids.

    I see this more of an out-right alternative to every other form of protection for MARRIED couples and steady couples. It doesn't protect against STD's, but if you are in a nice healthy relationship you should both know everything about you partner, so STD's become really a moot point when you are happily married or planning on it. (Unless they already have them and you know of this)

    Now....on to the benefits, this pill does not use hormones and thus should be a lot safer then all other forms of pills. It is a known fact that a woman's birth control pill has been linked to cancer and often requiring surgery....completely making your baby-making days gone. (I can cite a source, but I doubt I need one for such common knowledge) The pill is bad on a woman's body in more then one way. After long-term use several drugs or changes are needed to ensure that a woman can safely stop using it without any lashbacks.

    Also the pill does not work with certain medicines, like antibotics. This negates it and makes the chance of pregnacy come back. Even more annoying is the fact that a birth control pill needs to be taken every day; while the benefit of this one is clearly on a 'hmm I'm gonna get lucky today' mindset. Making it wonderful for those people who have sex usually on certain days or plan things ahead. Though it can be used just as regularly as a day to day pill, of which already has been made jokes about on guy's being able to remember to take it. (Guys will remember...its like your daily pills or shaving or other habits for them, it just has to become a typical thing or a preparation as needed)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kattice
    Quote Originally Posted by Fhqwghads
    Don't forget about the smash-hit "V for Vasectomy." Your woman won't have to take some nasty hormones that fuck her up, you won't have to strangle your cock with shrink wrap, or have some freakish orgasm with nothing coming out, and best of all... no kids. Win.
    I think you missed the point of this thread's info then. The pills just stops the sperm....you still have 'stuff coming out', but isn't it sperm. Jeeze, what are you twelve years old?
    Uh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro
    Quote Originally Posted by Kattice
    Quote Originally Posted by Fhqwghads
    Don't forget about the smash-hit "V for Vasectomy." Your woman won't have to take some nasty hormones that fuck her up, you won't have to strangle your cock with shrink wrap, or have some freakish orgasm with nothing coming out, and best of all... no kids. Win.
    I think you missed the point of this thread's info then. The pills just stops the sperm....you still have 'stuff coming out', but isn't it sperm. Jeeze, what are you twelve years old?
    Uh...
    Quote Originally Posted by Fhqwghads
    or have some freakish orgasm with nothing coming out
    Directly to that.

    Unless no sperm in an orgasm(same as a Vasectomy, but why repeat again?) is a 'freakish orgasm'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kattice
    Quote Originally Posted by Fhqwghads
    Don't forget about the smash-hit "V for Vasectomy." Your woman won't have to take some nasty hormones that fuck her up, you won't have to strangle your cock with shrink wrap, or have some freakish orgasm with nothing coming out, and best of all... no kids. Win.
    I think you missed the point of this thread's info then. The pills just stops the sperm....you still have 'stuff coming out', but isn't it sperm. Jeeze, what are you twelve years old?

    The pill is basically a temporary vasectomy in all essense, it is just not a physical cut of the seminal tube. So you still get everything else except sperm. So you will have no chance of having kids.
    Actually, it says it stops all ejaculation by making the muscles that make it happen unable to contract. My guess is that if the muscles can't push it out, nothing is gonna come out. Sperm or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kattice
    Quote Originally Posted by Fhqwghads
    Don't forget about the smash-hit "V for Vasectomy." Your woman won't have to take some nasty hormones that fuck her up, you won't have to strangle your cock with shrink wrap, or have some freakish orgasm with nothing coming out, and best of all... no kids. Win.
    I think you missed the point of this thread's info then. The pills just stops the sperm....you still have 'stuff coming out', but isn't it sperm. Jeeze, what are you twelve years old?
    NO U

    Hooked on phonics phails phor u. It prevents the muscles that squirt the juices from contracting, stopping ejaculation. Hence an orgasm with nothing coming out. Hence your an moran.

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    i prefer sperm be present when i orgasm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee
    i prefer sperm be present when i orgasm
    So invite them over to watch you fap. I hear they like guacamole dip.

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