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    Pickup lines that worked (or should have!)

    Just want to see some original ones people have used in the past. Here's two of mine I can think of...

    Worked:
    You've been a bad, bad girl. Go to my room!

    Should have worked:
    Hey, Jenny! *big hug* I haven't seen you in FOREVER! *huge kiss* Wow, you've really changed! (She says: I'm not Laura) Whaa? Oh my god, you even changed your name!

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    Those are both pretty cheesy.

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    If you have a cool and smooth tone that can lull a woman, then you don't need pickup lines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    If you have a good job and bathe regularly, then you don't need pickup lines.
    Fixed.

    (Completely in the context of getting laid, not building a relationship.)

    In fact talking is always a bad thing during the "pickup" because a woman will decide if she is going to sleep with you or not in 5 seconds or less from seeing you.

    You can tell what her decision is by learning to pay attention to her eyes.. If the pupil in her eyes expand on seeing you, it is because she is trying to take more detail in and is interesting. If the pupils shrink, her body just screamed "DO NOT WANT!". There is no acting involved, the reaction is involuntary and there is nothing they can do to hide this or fake it.

    If you're in the clear, you just need to not fuck it up from there. Only say as little as you have to get the job done. Women have many sensitivities and there is no way to know in advance ahead of time what they are, with so many things you can say that would turn her off your best bet is silence.

    If you're not in the clear and she has decided not to sleep with you.. there isn't anything you can say or do to change it. No matter how hard you she already decided within 2 seconds of knowing you it wasn't going to work, so you best move on and not make a fool out of yourself.

    Sometimes you get it where the pupil expands but they quickly smile and turn away, that usually means they are in a relationship but wouldn't mind hitting it.. Good idea to avoid those encounters.

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    The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show [kiss the biceps] and see if she likes the goods.

    Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

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    I always though pickup lines should have died out long ago. When you really get down to it, what's so hard about asking a person out if you really see something in them?

    On the other hand, pickup lines are always good for a laugh.

    "Do you work for U.P.S?"

    "No, why?"

    "Because I coulda sworn I saw you checking out my package!"

    They just never seem to get old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Litoriceboi
    The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show [kiss the biceps] and see if she likes the goods.

    Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
    holy shit, lito lives

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    Really chessy pick up lines are the way to go.

    Is that a ladder in your tights, or the stairway to heaven?

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    Brings to mind a Chris Rock bit...

    Woman: "Yeah child, I was gonna give 'em some... then he started talkin'"


    Then again, I have friends that are not especially attractive, but they get more than I could ever dream of because they talk a good game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Litoriceboi
    The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show [kiss the biceps] and see if she likes the goods.

    Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
    Don't forget Sex Panther. Gotta say "WHAMMY" too.

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    i always ask the girls if they think about me when they touch themselves, which is usually followed with a slap to the face. But when me and my friends go out if you haven't gotten slapped 5 times your not trying hard enough

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    was talking to a girl today in one of my classes and a guy actually tried this one:

    "i can be the jungle to your fever"

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    hmm i remember a couple but i never use them myself

    "I got the F, C, and K. All i need is U (you)"

    "Im religious, have you read the bible? Well im Moses and if you divide your legs like the red sea then i will take you to promised lands"

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    Saw a black dude use this at school today.

    He just walks up to this girl, starts propositioning some dateage. Then just says "Twinkle twinkle, baby!" does this little dance, and walks away. Then yells "You got my digets, biotch! Hollah!"

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    "I had to go to the hospital today."

    "For what?"

    "THESE CUTS"

    and

    "I got arrested today"

    "For what?"

    "Possession..."

    "POSSESSION OF WHAT?!"

    "DEES GUNS"

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    I knew i a few lines i was laughing about when i was like 12 years old, just a few school jokes. The effect isn't really as good though it could be really satisfiying... Well that's what you think when you're 12.

    - You're charming like a mermaid.
    - Really ? You're flattering me.
    - Yeah, half woman, half tuna.

    - You have such pretty eyes.
    - Thank you...
    - Too bad your ears are hiding them.

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    some WoW related ones:

    "I can multi-shot, interested?"

    I'd like to scatter shot you in the face."

    "You know why they call me a Beast Master? They say I resemble a horse"

    "I just cast Track Giants, and you showed up on my radar."

    Someone once told me one that was like, "I have to go to sleep now cause I can go longer with rested XP" it was so funny.

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    My favorite one:

    You just slowly walk up behind her, put your hands on her waist, and whisper gently into her ear, in a deep, but gentle Barry White voice:

    "Hey girl, let me pee in your butt!"

    If they don't spray you with mace or punch you in the eye, you could very well be looking at your future wife.

    That's how I'm going to find mine anyway.

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    Pick up lines are for losers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chumbelina
    My favorite one:

    You just slowly walk up behind her, put your hands on her waist, and whisper gently into her ear, in a deep, but gentle Barry White voice:

    "Hey girl, let me pee in your butt!"

    If they don't spray you with mace or punch you in the eye, you could very well be looking at your future wife.

    That's how I'm going to find mine anyway.
    lol, pretty much 100% fact. A girl with a sense of humor to accept that would be awesome.

    but yeah:
    Quote Originally Posted by Gares
    Pick up lines are for losers.

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