View Poll Results: Serious or Satire?

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  • She sounds Serious

    15 19.74%
  • Totally Satirical

    29 38.16%
  • What's with those bags under her eyes?

    32 42.11%
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    I hope she enjoys being single and living on the streets!

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    I'd like to punch her in the throat, serious or not she wrote that like a fifth grader.

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    LOL, Funny read. You can taste the sarcasm.

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    The sad part is 90% of the women I know think this way. Eff that, I think all men should be able to sit at home, watch sports and drink all day.

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    That was one of the poorest writing I have seen published in any media..using contradictions is just...oh well, hope that was just a dumb joke posted.

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    It looks like satire. The sad thing is there's enough desperate guys out there for this plan to actually work.

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    She's kinda hot.

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    I think the style is part of the satire too. It represents her as a woman who hasn't been to college (or high school even). By writing like she does, she shows her lack of education, which adds to the funnies of the script.

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    The biggest satire about it is that most guys these days are total bums...

    I can't believe the amount of women that are ok with letting some guy live with them who doesn't work, doesn't have a car, etc.. It is like some fucked up way to show the world "I'm not superficial!"

    The fact is though, unemployed guys are losers.

    I think it goes both ways TBH, I won't touch a girl that doesn't have a real career not because I'm a gold digger, but because I can't stand losers.

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    looks likes omething from the onion

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    Quote Originally Posted by niisse
    looks likes omething from the onion
    Yeah, I thought the same thing.

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    Was this seriously published? How? That is the worse structure of any article I've ever read, she says the same stupid bullshit like 3 times in one paragraph.

    I'd love to live the life of a princess and have my husband support me, but I think in this day and age that's not realistic, and I don't mind that I'm going to college to try and support myself.

    Maybe she's a sorority girl, cause then this would make a ton of sense.

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    Her article sounded pretty accurate to me, I dunno what the debate is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xavier
    Her article sounded pretty accurate to me, I dunno what the debate is.
    That's right, it's the way it should be. Good ol' traditional Men working, Women at home. Good and simple.

    Now everything is complicated since Women have rights...

    Like on the bus, some woman wanted me to give my seat up to her, but i'm like "Sorry honey, you have rights too, you can stand."

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    I rather go to sleep with

    http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/6734/img00164ds7.jpg

    than wake up to someone who's with me for money only.

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    lol, I was actually thinking about posting something similar to that this morning, but forgot about it during my attempt at working.

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    not sure if the article is geniune, but it's definitely very badly written.

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    I think the way in which the article was written was to be part of the satire itself, supposedly showing that women have simplistic minds. At least, I hope that's why she wrote that way. God have mercy on her soul if it isn't.

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    becasue******

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