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  1. #1

    wtf is a "hoe check" ?????

    exactly what the title says. i figure it belongs in this section since i apparently missed something while lurking.

  2. #2
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    Someone asked like a week ago in general. I hate this game http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13922

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    The Once and Future Wamoura
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    If you don't know what a hoe check is by now, don't even try.

  4. #4

    i don't plan on it. i don't really find it that amusing. i guess it's one of those "had to be there" type things.

  5. #5

    Quote Originally Posted by Immortaldonut
    i don't plan on it. i don't really find it that amusing. i guess it's one of those "had to be there" type things.
    not quite, its a "Rocl" thing.

  6. #6

    Hey Immortaldonut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortaldonut
    i don't plan on it. i don't really find it that amusing.
    Saying those things around here is a good way to get hated, no matter how true it is lol.

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    hey Volken...

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    Hey rocl..

  10. #10

    Quote Originally Posted by Immortaldonut
    i don't plan on it. i don't really find it that amusing. i guess it's one of those "had to be there" type things.
    I found this link in the other thread, it seems totally retarded, especially since I don't get what's it's supposed to do... But oh well...

    Hoe Check

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortaldonut
    Quote Originally Posted by Urban Dictionary
    hoe checkin
    hoe cough
    Hoe Cracker
    hoe daddy
    hoe danish
    Hoe Depot
    hoe down
    hoe fo sho
    Hoe for Sho
    hoe harvest
    hoe helmet
    hoe hoe
    hoe hoe hoe
    hoe hop
    hoe hoppin
    hoe hounding
    hoe loaf
    hoe look
    Hoe mark
    hoe move
    Hoe n' Training
    HOE NUTS
    Hoe of a bitch
    hoe or hoed
    hoe out
    Hoe Paint
    hoe pie
    hoe row
    hoe sheisty
    hoe shit
    hodouche
    Hodur El Poderoso
    hoe
    Hoe Ass
    Hoe Ass Dude
    Hoe ass Nig
    hoe ass niggas
    Hoe ass trick
    hoe babble
    hoe bag
    hoe bag numero uno
    hoe banger
    hoe beast
    hoe boot
    Hoe Boots
    hoe bucket
    hoe cake
    hoe cakes
    hoe card
    hoe charge
    Maybe it's because it's 6:00AM but I can't stop laughing.

  12. #12

    Hoe check is something I get from my LS Leader almost everyday since I joined

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    Saint Daahan Von Quitter the 1st
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mysterio
    Quote Originally Posted by Immortaldonut
    i don't plan on it. i don't really find it that amusing. i guess it's one of those "had to be there" type things.
    not quite, its a "Rocl" thing.
    It's not a Rocl thing. It was born around 2 years ago in a Bahamut LS and eventually made its way to the forums.

    It only seems like a Rocl thing because he has been the victim of so many ho checks lately.

    (I still have never been successfully ho checked btw)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    (I still have never been successfully ho checked btw)

    LOL you know how many tells you are going to get from people you don't know now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jujubie
    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    (I still have never been successfully ho checked btw)

    LOL you know how many tells you are going to get from people you don't know now?
    All the more easier not to get hoe checked.

  16. #16

    while i agree that i don't find it funny at all,

    I'm curious, how do you counter the hoe check. just ignore them? or is there some witty remark that actually would make this funny.

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    The idea is...

    Picture a pimp in his shit-brown lincoln rolling up to some dark alley where he suspects one of his hoes is turning tricks.

    He can't quite see down the alley from his car, so he yells out:

    "Hey Shandra!"

    She emerges from the darkness. "What?"

    "Oh, nothin, just hoe checkin."

    You just have to make sure your hoes are in line.

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    just joe checkin

  19. #19

    after reading the definition for "hoe check" in urban dictionary, i retract my statement about it lacking any humor. now it qualifies as mildly amusing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyylya
    while i agree that i don't find it funny at all,

    I'm curious, how do you counter the hoe check. just ignore them? or is there some witty remark that actually would make this funny.
    Either say "no hoe check", or respond in some other manner than "huh?" "what?" "yes?" or other "What do you want?" type response.

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