Dear Rocl,
Ever since I made a topic on hoe checking, effectively reviving the hoe check movement, you have been hoe checked endlessly. I have put you through an unbearable amount of hoe checkery and for that, I apologize. I can't begin to comprehend the endless nights you spend crying yourself to sleep, and after that blow by Martha Stewart, well...nevermind.
Our hearts go out to you, Rocl. My heart goes out to you, and if you recall our conversation the other day, I, too, have been suffering from incessant hoe checkery from my friends. Please acccept this apology, and know that we keep you in our prayers and our thoughts. If you need me, I'll be available for the next twenty minutes. After that, the stool will have been kicked over and the noose tight around my neck. Forgive me.
Forever yours,
Saga