Random Image Thread 3: Return of the Random

[SephYuyX]

I edited my post too late :(

At first, I thought you were adding to the joke, hahaha.

Considering how many people responded with 'omg ive never seen that pic before' and being serious in the other thread, I fell for it D: Now I know what a hoe check feels like D:

[Mysterio]

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/...m_8f85be51.png

Completely original and never before seen.

Where have you been man? This pic is seriously almost as old as the internet itself.

I can safely say... WHOOOOOSH. :D

Holy shit Batman, I don't know if Seph was making a reference to Spaghetti monster or to Creeps lol.

EDIT: I see what you did there.

[spaghetti_monster]

yes its old, and repeated at infinitum like so many other images on this site :wink:

thanks for pointing that out tho

[Kuai]

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/...m_8f85be51.png

Completely original and never before seen.

Where have you been man? This pic is seriously almost as old as the internet itself.

I can safely say... WHOOOOOSH. :D

Holy shit Batman, I don't know if Seph was making a reference to Spaghetti monster or to Creeps lol.

EDIT: I see what you did there.

this hasnt been chain quoted enough

[Axil]

[quote=Kuai]

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/...m_8f85be51.png

Completely original and never before seen.

Where have you been man? This pic is seriously almost as old as the internet itself.

I can safely say... WHOOOOOSH. :D

Holy shit Batman, I don't know if Seph was making a reference to Spaghetti monster or to Creeps lol.

EDIT: I see what you did there.

this hasnt been chain quoted enough[/quote:a4ee7]
or has it?

[Kuya]

[quote=Axil][quote=Kuai]

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/...m_8f85be51.png

Completely original and never before seen.

Where have you been man? This pic is seriously almost as old as the internet itself.

I can safely say... WHOOOOOSH. :D

Holy shit Batman, I don't know if Seph was making a reference to Spaghetti monster or to Creeps lol.

EDIT: I see what you did there.

this hasnt been chain quoted enough[/quote:b6df7]
or has it?[/quote:b6df7]

O'Realy?

[Senoska]

correct me if I am wrong but this isnt a legit hoe check:
http://home.comcast.net/~kuai/hocheckrofl.JPG

[Slapper]

correct me if I am wrong but this isnt a legit hoe check:
http://home.comcast.net/~kuai/hocheckrofl.JPG

Who are you, the hoe police?

[Senoska]

correct me if I am wrong but this isnt a legit hoe check:
http://home.comcast.net/~kuai/hocheckrofl.JPG

Who are you, the hoe police?

yes.

[Nayr]

It's not legit he is just trying to jump on the meme train

[Pinger]

http://www.myblog.fr/images/articles...85_24338_1.jpg

shakira in real life
http://64.111.216.18/ul/1530-sha1.jpg

[Axil]

It's not legit he is just trying to jump on the meme train

are you retarded, judah gave ho check to bg wow over half a year ago.

[Odon]

Http://www.myblog.fr/images/articles/im ... 4338_1.jpg

shakira in real life
http://64.111.216.18/ul/1530-sha1.jpg

I don't know if fapping will ever be the same now..
I think you should just go.

[Pinger]

i'm sorry i'll make up for it i swear

[Ace-o-fire]

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/7...9191517yr0.jpg

[Pinger]

http://gorillamask.net/jakkidegg05.jpg

[Xeno]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ANNSILV002.jpg

The comic series I've been reading lately. Haven't picked up something this good in a long while. :D

Dont know much about that comic, but doesnt he work from some super god planet eater?

Yes, and he gets eaten too!

Marvel Zombies was the best series, ever.

Haven't read it yet, but it looks great. Zombie Venom and Spider-Man make me LOL.

As if Zombie Venom is somehow different from the normal one.

SPOILER









Venom relys on Eddie Brock for sustinance, well if Eddie Brock is dead, what can the suit feed off of? the suit dies,

[Tyche]

http://gorillamask.net/jakkidegg05.jpg

I want this dude's avatar...can i just take it since i have more posts? Is that a legit use of power?

[Kuai]

i waited 12 hours for that ho check it was well worth it who here wants some fresh prince of bel-air rape? ok

[Kuai]

She said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later" looked at my kingdom I
was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-air.

My first day in Bel-Air was very awkward. I didn't know the Banks, and even though they were all family, they were total strangers. My aunt Vivian was very kind and welcoming. My uncle Phil was friendly as well, but at the same time very intimidating. My cousins Carlton and Hilary were nice enough, but our personalities definitely clashed. This, of course, led to many bizarre and crazy adventures.

I was a fish out of water, basically. I grew up in the tough streets of Philedelphia. I didn't have very much money. To keep my head above water financially I would release rap albums and appear in films, Including Men In Black, Wild Wild West, and I, Robot. Now, I was thrown into a whole new world. The world of the upperclassman. The wealthy. The sophisticated. The whole ordeal was just crazy for me. It was hard at first, but the move to Bel-Air became worth it as soon as I got to know Ashley, another cousin I shared my new home with.

Ashley was just your average teenage girl I guess, with typical teenage girl problems- boy troubles, insecurity, school, etc. I got along with her pretty well, better than Carlton or Hilary at least. We didn't fight or cause problems for one another so I found it very comforting to spend time around her. She even seemed to enjoy my in-your-face, quirky attitude at times, unlike the others who found it tedious and exhausting. I found myself growing very close to her.

The first few years were a lot of fun. I really turned the Banks lives upside down. Just as I had found my life changed completely, so did they. I got up to a lot of mischief in Bel-Air. The Banks would often get involved in this, much to their dismay. I was definitely a handful for them, but I think deep down they enjoyed my stay in Bel-Air. I think they knew I meant well and no matter how much trouble I got in my intentions were always pure. As time passed I continued to get closer to Ashley. I would help her with her problems and she really appreciated that. It was innocent enough at first. She was just a good friend and I enjoyed her company. But things changed quickly. After enough time in Bel-Air, I fell in love with her.

I felt guilty for feeling this way. She was my cousin! How could I be attracted to her? I knew it was wrong and I tried to ignore my feelings at first. I tried to convince myself I wasn't in love with her, but it was difficult. I began to try to distance myself from her before my feelings got any more intense. However, I could only keep lying to myself for so long. I tried to accept the fact that I could never be more than a cousin to her. We could never be "together," no matter how bad I wanted her.

I was ok for a little while. I started to accept the fact that my love for Ashley could never become anything more than fantasy, but sharing a home with her made this extremely tough. I couldn't avoid her even if I wanted too. By then we were already good friends and she had learned she could confide in me with her problems and her thoughts, so she was always coming to me to talk. Ashley sure didn't make it easy for me.

One day, when I had the house all to myself, I walked past Ashley's room and saw that her door was left open. I peaked in and saw a pair of her panties on the floor. A purple thong. It made me horny just looking at it. "That's disgusting," I said to myself. "She's your cousin." I walked away from her door and tried to forget it. I began to walk downstairs when I stopped myself. I turned around and went back to her room. I walked in and spent about an hour sniffing Ashley's used panties. I got so horny as I sat on her bed, sampling her sweet vaginal odors. I licked the inside of every pair of panties I could find, desperate to get any taste of her sweet pussy that I could. Finally I was able to accept my feelings for Ashley. I was no longer disgusted with myself and I enjoyed every whiff of Ashley's pussy that I could get.

Then, she walked in. I had lost track of time and I didn't realize school was over for the day. She walked in on me sniffing a blue thong I took out of her hamper. "Will!" she said. "What are you doing!?"

"Is anyone else here?" I asked.

"No," she said. "Will..."

I shut her door and locked it. "What are you doing in my room, Will?" she asked, sort of panic stricken.

"I'm sorry, Ashley. It's time. Lay down."

"What? No!" she replied.

I grabbed her and forced her onto her bed. She tried to scream but I covered her mouth with my hand. She was helpless. She fought with all her strength but I was too big for her. she kicked, scratched, and bit, but it just made me hornier. I tore her clothes off and admired her beautiful body. She continued to scream her desperate screams, none of them being heard by anyone but me and her. I tore my clothes off and imposed my will on her. I didn't think she was a virgin, but she had a pussy that was only tight enough to be a virgins. She cried out in pain as I fucked her. It didn't take long. Only a few seconds and I was ready to cum all over her pretty face. I pulled out and shot my load right into her face. She cried in humiliation. The more she cried the hornier I got. In fact, I was already ready for round too. I flipped her over and smacked her beautiful ass a few times. She continued to cry, and it only got worse when I shoved my dick into her tight little virgin asshole. It was so fucking tight I could barely fit it in her.

"PLEASE WILL! I HAVE ALL YOUR ALBUMS! PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME. I'VE SEEN 'WILD WILD WEST' 3 TIMES! DON'T RAPE ME!!!"

"That's very flattering," I said, "but I'm not finished with you."

I continued to rape her anally. It was the greatest moment of my life. Her ass was so god damn tight. Finally I came again, shooting a gigantic load of cum directly into her black ass. I pulled out and spread her asshole open and watched my cum drop out all over the bed. I scooped some of it up with my fingers and made her lick it off. She struggled but eventually gave in. I made her eat all the cum I could manage to scoop out of her asshole. Her cried were quiet now. I guess she lost her voice. She could only sob quietly as I forced her to eat my cum fresh out of her asshole.

"Please, no more!" she said weakly.

"I'm done with you for now. But I'll be back for you. I'm going to keep fucking you for as long as I'm in Bel-Air. You are mine now, Ashley. Your pussy and your tight asshole belong to me. I hope you like eating cum because you're gonna be doing a lot of that."

She looked up at me. A combination of cum and tears flowed down her face. Weakly and painfully, she looked me in the eye, wiped her tears away and said "You’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later" looked at my kingdom I
was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-air"







it all loops around