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    Quote Originally Posted by Stamp
    Phone Service: Vonage
    Home Phone Number: (201) 348-8388
    lol...

    And how does this guy survive in New Jersey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwelch
    Quote Originally Posted by Stamp
    Phone Service: Vonage
    Home Phone Number: (201) 348-8388
    lol...

    And how does this guy survive in New Jersey?
    He's in Bergen County. It's known for consisting of rich whites. Haha...

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    Re: 4chan needs you!

    Discoveries

    1. Hal Turner runs his show out of his house, including the website. The net cost to him is negligible.
    2. Hal Turner owns an expensive 2005 Lexus ES350.
    3. Hal Turner's home is registered under his wife's name.
    4. Hal Turner's wife runs his shit.
    5. Hal Turner's wife is actually a Thai ladyboy.
    6. Hal Turner is gay.
    7. Hal Turner is retarded.
    8. Hal Turner is unemployed.
    9. Hal Turner owns a hugbox.
    10. Hal Turner is a furry (redundant with the above four points).
    11. Hal Turner's "penis" is actually a rabid Mexican dwarf who bit him in the crotch during a scuffle at a gay bar, spurring his hatred of spics.
    So freaking hilarious.

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    Found his criminal record

    Criminal Record Summary:

    13 Domestic Violence complaint
    1 Animal Cruelty complaint
    1 Speeding Ticket
    2 Additional red flags on record.

    As well, Mr. Turner has a sealed juvenile record. This data was unavailable at time time of this writing.

    Note with regards to red flags: A red flag signifies that criminal charges are being pressed at present, and further information is available from the Department of Justice.

    Summary of Domestic Violence Complaints:

    - Generally loud yelling heard by neighbors,
    - One instance was unknown person screaming, upon police arrival nothing substantial was found.

    Animal Cruelty Call:

    Witness said they observed Mr. Turner "punt" a small dog from his front lawn onto his patio. July 19th, 2006 at 16:31, police arrived on-scene at roughly 17:00.

    Sauce

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    Wow 13 domestic violence.

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    RULE ONE ABOUT /B/
    DONT TALK ABOUT /B/

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...Pics/4chan.jpg

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    few years back, SA got together and destroyed several pedo boards, including destroying full databases worth of stored pictures, videos, and the like. this included getting the FTPs shut down and notifying the proper authorities of said FTPs, it was a good day for the internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stamp
    Date of Birth: March 15, 1962 - or - August 19, 1962
    I'm curious as to why he doesn't know when his birthday is. A couple days is one thing, but 5 months difference is kinda pushing it.

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    4chan blows a massive amount of cock. The majority of the lurkers there are morons, and I really dont give a damn about this white supremist guy: not like hes the only one. I pity him more then anything.

    But with that being said, that dudes call was fucking slick. I didnt get it at first, but when I saw the description that listed all the supposed 4chan references he dropped.. wow. Nicely done, I probably wouldv'e busted out laughing halfway through trying to pull something like that off. Dunno how he kept it together.

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    4chan has some good stuff if you rummage through the shit, that's where I get most of my pictures is there, you just gotta sift through the garbage, there's a few gems in there

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    I live..literally 5 minutes away from "his" house. Should pay a visit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blister1
    I live..literally 5 minutes away from "his" house. Should pay a visit.
    Make sure you put on a black afro and black suit, then cover yourself in black face paint, we need some nigras to ambush his house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metah
    Quote Originally Posted by blister1
    I live..literally 5 minutes away from "his" house. Should pay a visit.
    Make sure you put on a black afro and black suit, then cover yourself in black face paint, we need some nigras to ambush his house.
    Block his pool too If he has one

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    Quote Originally Posted by blister1
    I live..literally 5 minutes away from "his" house. Should pay a visit.

    Best thing you can do is don an Afro and Black Suit, Have a friend with a camcorder [use a bluetooth microphone on your suit or something] and record the ensuing hilarity. There's no doubt that his reactions would be priceless, Youtube that shit and the lulz will roll in.

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    Yet, there's a very high possibility you might get shot in the face the minute you step on his porch. He seems very unstable so I wouldn't put it past him.

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    The dude is a nutjob, I wouldn't suggest visiting him IRL unless you were armed IMHO.

    Though the idea of a bunch of black people in his pool with him standing there not knowing whats going on would amuse me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwelch
    Yet, there's a very high possibility you might get shot in the face the minute you step on his porch. He seems very unstable so I wouldn't put it past him.
    Take one for the team. Put it on Youtube THEN forward it to the local police.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devek
    The dude is a nutjob, I wouldn't suggest visiting him IRL unless you were armed IMHO.

    Though the idea of a bunch of black people in his pool with him standing there not knowing whats going on would amuse me.
    So how many do you want? I got me and Ryko, but I need more black latinos for this job.

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    909-921-8837

    Hal's cell number.

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    Hay the VNN racist boards are getting attacked, most likely by /b/tards.

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