Originally Posted by
anonymous
Now this is a story all about how | Iraq got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute so just sit tight | I'll tell you how I got hanged at 10 PM just last night.
In the bleak Iraqi desert I was born and raised | Startin' conflicts is how I spent most of my days
Invadin', dicatin', killin' people all cool | And shootin' son-in-laws right outside of their schools
When George W. Bush thought I was up to no good | And started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
So I hid in my hole until they found me and said | "Put your hands in the air or we'll shoot your ass dead."
They whistled for a judge and when he came near | They threw me in a cell and he said I was a queer
They kept me in prison, I didn't get a free pass | And soon I was on trial for killing people with gas.
They. said. I had dispersed bioweapons everywhere | As I yelled to the Kurds "Yo homes, how 'bout that air?"
I looked at my noose, and it was easy to tell | I'd soon be flyin' first class, directly down into hell.