Phoenix:
- Wrish, who quit a year and a half ago but still logs on all the major forums daily to argue endlessly about literally everything. I never saw someone type the dumbest shit with near academic level prose until Wrish came along.
- Deicide, a moronic gil buying monk. He would brag about everything while doing some of the most moronic things possible. No skill, couldn't play the job as anything more than auto-attack and use asuran fists at 100 TP (which he did to stuff like Suzaku, Seiryu, Fafnir, and every other thing the poor bastards that recruited him would let him fight). Perpetual liar about where he got all his gil ("I buy stuff from people and sell it to other people for more money"). Would ask people if they had stuff like ridill, adaman hauberk, black belt, and such just to scoff at them if they say no (even though the only exclusive item he had was melee hose for a long time and would even list it in his search comment for merit parties). Sometimes, he'd check people he invited, say their gear is (|Too weak|), and kick them. Was one of those people with over a hundred merits but only 2 experience keeping him at 75. He joined one of the gilseller groups and managed to steal Byakko's haidate from them after spending a couple weeks. Just before he vanished, he started trying to buy currency for hand-to-hand relic, with everyone betting that he'd get to stage three in a couple weeks and then have to beg from all the Dynamis linkshells to get him the exclusive items.
Perhaps much of this seem mundane, but Deicide not only did everything wrong, he did it with such conviction that nearly everyone knew him as a moron and had a story about some noobish thing he did.