Why I love retail

[Melena]

Tonight at work a customer thought another customer was shoplifting and chased him down in the parking lot and beat the shit out of him. Sad part is he may not have shoplifted at all. He had two loose hp notebook batteries, one had a best buy sticker on it, so yea, i smell a lawsuit coming. Time to stock up on some popcorn at work.

[Kiro]

I'll expect some security camera footage of this sometime later.

[Melena]

i saw the video, can't see much outside of the takedown. was fairly deep in the parking lot, and you see like 50 customers all run towards the melee.

[Kiro]

Lmao, that sounds kind of interesting. I work at Macy's so I get to see some weird shit on the camera footage from earlier in the day when I do overnight stuff.

(Lady was caught urinating in the dressing rooms one time) >_>;;

[skurlover]

Lmao, that sounds kind of interesting. I work at Macy's so I get to see some weird shit on the camera footage from earlier in the day when I do overnight stuff.

(Lady was caught urinating in the dressing rooms one time) >_>;;

Those hidden cameras aren't supposed to catch that....

[Exoduso]

Gotta love Fry's customers...

[Kiro]

Lmao, that sounds kind of interesting. I work at Macy's so I get to see some weird shit on the camera footage from earlier in the day when I do overnight stuff.

(Lady was caught urinating in the dressing rooms one time) >_>;;

Those hidden cameras aren't supposed to catch that....

When it's outside in the hall, and you can see a little.. uhh, 'stream' of yellow liquid.. rofl. @_@;

[Melena]

my favorite still is the shakedown of the guy who stole like 20 ps2 games and they were falling out of his pants. god i love training videos.

[Ushallbeasgods]

I doubt the person would have a case against your store unless your security did nothing to stop the beating.

[Melena]

they didn't for the obvious reason of there not paid enough to try to tackle some cracked out guy whose going vigilante on people, no clue if they have a weapon or not, so they don't like us getting involved.

[Mufferino]

just go to magnolia if they are doing the same thing my best buy is... free pop corn XD

[Zalius]

i watched a security guard tackle a 13 year old and when he (the 13 year old) hit the ground he broke like 3 teeth and his mouth was all bloody

best part was, security guard tackled the wrong guy =x

edit: this was right outside our store and was on the news for like 2 or 3 weeks, they wouldnt stfu about it

[Ushallbeasgods]

they didn't for the obvious reason of there not paid enough to try to tackle some cracked out guy whose going vigilante on people, no clue if they have a weapon or not, so they don't like us getting involved.

I know regular employees are told not to get involved but usually security is told to intervene. If they failed to your store is going to get sued.

[Axil]

Im trying to get a job at circuit city, Im expecting much hilarity

[Tekki]

Retail employees, like myself have the best stories ^_^

[Melena]

they didn't for the obvious reason of there not paid enough to try to tackle some cracked out guy whose going vigilante on people, no clue if they have a weapon or not, so they don't like us getting involved.

I know regular employees are told not to get involved but usually security is told to intervene. If they failed to your store is going to get sued.

hehe, that's fine. i'm on my way out anyways as soon as this stupid background check is done. i'm just kicking back and enjoying the lulz

[Ace-o-fire]

i saw a security guard at our mall drop kid a like 15 year old emo, punk for stealing some albums. everyone around laughed there ass off, oh god i want a video of that now.

[Melena]

got a bit of an update today. The guy did try stealing a laptop battery from us, we found the empty packaging today. Also the guy who beat the shit out of the shoplifter (he ran away so we don't even have a name) wants to press charges against him.

[Exoduso]

got a bit of an update today. The guy did try stealing a laptop battery from us, we found the empty packaging today. Also the guy who beat the shit out of the shoplifter (he ran away so we don't even have a name) wants to press charges against him.

Wait, the guy who HIT him wants to press charges? for what?

[Headspace]

Evading citizen's arrest