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    Nintendo DS and child molesters

    That's....interesting

    http://kotaku.com/gaming/ds/can-the-ds- ... 234928.php


    Can go check penny-arcade strip of the day too (thats where I got the link)

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    The reporter on Kotaku is 100% correct when s/he says:

    What the reporter doesn't tell parents, is that no one uses Pictochat unless they are drunk, and yes, perhaps then it becomes an efficient deliver system for hand-drawn penis pictures, but generally only then. Tee hee.
    People on the news will do anything for ratings pretty much. The story doesn't surprise me, but more makes me roll my eyes. So @ it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    The reporter on Kotaku is 100% correct when s/he says:

    What the reporter doesn't tell parents, is that no one uses Pictochat unless they are drunk, and yes, perhaps then it becomes an efficient deliver system for hand-drawn penis pictures, but generally only then. Tee hee.
    People on the news will do anything for ratings pretty much. The story doesn't surprise me, but more makes me roll my eyes. So @ it.
    Hence why the title of this topic is Child molestor, without an s in the end.

    lol

    edit: ; ;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    The reporter on Kotaku is 100% correct when s/he says:

    What the reporter doesn't tell parents, is that no one uses Pictochat unless they are drunk, and yes, perhaps then it becomes an efficient deliver system for hand-drawn penis pictures, but generally only then. Tee hee.
    People on the news will do anything for ratings pretty much. The story doesn't surprise me, but more makes me roll my eyes. So @ it.
    That part made me laugh, they were damn right.

    The whole thing make me remember that South Park episode with the China wall and parent who protected their kid from danger. What FOX is doing isn't too far from that parody



    Hence why the title of this topic is Child molestor, without an s in the end.

    lol
    Changed that, sorry ;x

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    As a gamer, I was of course impressed with the signal range.
    When I saw the signal range, I thought that too XD

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    In your childern Nintendo DS, Pedophiling your younglings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misterjingles
    As a gamer, I was of course impressed with the signal range.
    When I saw the signal range, I thought that too XD
    The biggest factor is whether it's a clear shot or between walls; that's why the range was so big, because it was a huge fucking room. If they had tried that inside an office building or something, they would've died out before 100 feet.

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    While driving on the highway, a child molester who is also driving might look into the back seat of your car and see your child using their DS back there. According to this terrifying report, the child molester can then - while driving their car - produce a DS of their own and utilize it to divine your home address. You will recall that he is driving on the highway at speeds approaching sixty miles an hour. One hand is on the wheel and the other is managing the gearbox. Thus, there can be no question.

    He is entering these messages into the DS with his erect phallus.

    The report isn't specific on this last point, but it's clearly present in the subtext. Pedophiles are writing messages to your kids using their dicks.

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