Ladder Theory

[Talus]

I read this "Ladder Theory" the other day. Check it out, because it seems pretty accurate. If you're a dude that's been on the friends ladder this helps explain why, or if you're a chick that doesn't understand how dudes think it's a worthwhile read.

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

[yash]

i disagree with this theory
cant really catagorize human behavoir like this

[ozz]

older than global warming and


yash you're dumb it's true

[Plow]

My great grandpa's schoolteacher taught him this when he was 6.

[yash]

true if your normal i guess

[Sera]

A man wrote that. Enough said.

[ozz]

A man wrote that. Enough said.

enough said as in it's credibility just got +10 right?

[yash]

i want to see a female version, it probably be more accurate
edit: and im male so...

[ozz]

yash you're dumb

[yash]

dunno, better than normal i guess

[Talus]

Well it may be older than Methuselah but it hasn't been posted here before (I checked).

People may disagree with it but as a theory I think it holds true the majority of the time.

[ozz]

way to not comform d00d, can you send me some pix of your evanescence t and ur green and yellow chucks? plz

[Talus]

Who the hell are you talking to? yash?

(doesn't seem that emo and/or nonconformist to me)

[ozz]

first post says "if you're normal i guess" and second implies being dumb is better than normal...anyway, i know this's been posted here before, just cant find it ;s

[Talus]

It definitely hasn't been posted here before.

I guess what yash's 2nd post implies depends on the context, whether he was responding to your post or the one directly prior to his own.

Even if it was in response to your post it doesn't imply "being dumb is better than normal."

Consider this statement: "Mr. Johnson and the man in the red hat were sitting next to each other."

What does this imply? It implies Mr. Johnson and the man in the red hat are not the same person.

Back to Ladder Theory...

[ozz]

rather, back to why the former ladder theory post is no longer in existence

[Talus]

It had to exist at one point for it to not exist now. It never existed, I'm sorry.

Chin up champ you'll get 'em next time.

[ozz]

is now the time for me to say i'm right and you're wrong? jw....btw your implication explanation blows, 'sitting next to each other' is not something one person can do with himself. i'm gonna stop posting before devek comes in and out smarts me though;(


chin up champ you'll get someone else next time

[Talus]

It blows because of the simplicity? You need a more difficult example?

I could have left out "were sitting next to each other" and it still implies Mr. Johnson =/= the man in the red hat.

At least you didn't resort to ad hominem attacks, the weakest of all arguments, but the mirroring is a nice touch.

[Uzor]

Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK?
Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: You only think you do.
Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you?
Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.

This just isn't true =/ The female friends I have I've had since pretty much first grade. I consider them more like a part of my family then friends ~.~

As for my other female friends... yeah. Atleast the hot ones.