Ok, what the fuck...

[Alvinho]

...this dude here at work is talking about Britney Spears being dead, but I can't find anything anywhere.

Have I been whoosh'd?

[Misterjingles]

Only her soul is dead. The rest is all skinhead.

[Lbelle]

She's not dead, she's in rehab for the third time in a week.

[Falconblade]

...this dude here at work is talking about Britney Spears being dead, but I can't find anything anywhere.

Have I been whoosh'd?

Sure it wasnt Anna Nicole Smith he was talking about?

[Scythiroth]

On the radio earlier today they said she attempted suicide a few times, but I'm pretty sure she is still alive.

[Koga]

...this dude here at work is talking about Britney Spears being dead, but I can't find anything anywhere.

Have I been whoosh'd?

Sure it wasnt Anna Nicole Smith he was talking about?

ofn.

And if Spears tries to commite suicide the tabloids will be all over it by tonight.

[Lbelle]

Look in the britney skinhead topic, I posted some info from Perez about Britney, who admitted trying suicide several times.

[Alvinho]

Ok, now that I'm home (started topic @ work)...

He said Britney Spears, and said his wife told him this. Maybe his wife misunderstood what was said, and started passing on inaccurate information. He's not really the the lying type.

BTW, I noticed I didn't employ the verb ‘‘whoosh’’ correctly, being that I never actually believed him (even though he's not know to lie), I just couldn't find any information on it online.

[Charitwo]

On February 16, 2007, after weeks of publicity surrounding late-night partying and alcohol use, Spears entered an offshore drug rehab facility, but stayed for less than twenty-four hours.[46] The next night Britney was seen outside a closed hair salon in Sherman Oaks where she shaved her own head with clippers. The hair has been put on sale by the owner of the hair salon, along with a half-drunk can of Red Bull, a Bic lighter and the clippers that were used to shave her head.[47] After leaving the salon, Spears visited a tattoo parlor and got multiple tattoos. Photos of a bald Britney quickly circulated the Internet. Trying to explain the incident, Spears said "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me."[48][49]

On February 20, 2007 Britney re-admitted herself to a California treatment facility. A statement by her manager read "We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."[50] Spears checked out of the facility less than twenty four hours again, visiting a tattoo parlor after leaving but finding it was closed.[51]

[dietvanillapepsi]

Wow, that looks like she has a mental illness or something. I don't think rehab will help her. I think she needs a shrink.

[Charla]

Hopefully rehab sends you to the shrink when they figure that out.

[Fhqwghads]

Maybe she'll get a cool face tattoo like Mike Tyson.

[SephYuyX]

Wow, that looks like she has a mental illness or something. I don't think rehab will help her. I think she needs a shrink.

Suicide is her only option, and she should act on it.

[Kiro]

Kill her.

[Angelsin]

Kill her.

Agreed.

[Andarvi]

Kill her.

Agreed.

Painfully?

[Fryte]

Let me tap it first, just so I can stake claim like thousands before me.

[Exoduso]

I would lol if she would actually die...

[Fhqwghads]

It's almost like she's consciously trying to compete for attention against Anna Nichole Smith's dead body. "Oh she died and the press is covering her, not me. I know! Check into rehab! Hmm nothing. Ok, leave rehab and shave my head! Ha! Some attention alright! Hmm media going back to Anna. Check back into rehab! Nothing. Ok leave rehab, spread rumors about being suicidal, then check back into rehab! Yay, more attention!"

Fucking crack whore.

[Lbelle]

I doubt she's "competing for attention." The reason for this third and hopefully final rehab stint is for her kids, since Kfed was going to call an emergency custody hearing today if she didn't go, and stay, in rehab.