Britney attempts suicide

[Swampthing]

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/enter ... 7379.shtml

Britney Spears claimed she was the "Antichrist" before trying to commit suicide, it has been reported.

The troubled singer - who is currently in Malibu's Promises rehab centre - scribbled 666 on her shaved head and terrified staff by screaming, "I am the Antichrist!".

A source told Britain's News of the World newspaper: "She was crying and shouting, 'I am the Antichrist!' Then she started screaming, 'I'm a fake!' "Later that night she tried to kill herself. She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt."

Britney has reportedly begged estranged husband Kevin Federline, 28, to renew their wedding vows and have another child.

The source added: "Britney has realised what a rock Kevin has been to her, she wants to be with him again. Britney seems much happier and has calmed down since the incident. She is a completely different Britney from the beginning of the week."

The 25-year-old is said to have requested one night away from the clinic to be with Kevin.

Just weeks ago, Britney and Kevin were embroiled in a bitter custody battle for their sons, 17-month-old Sean Preston and five-month-old Jayden James. Britney quit rehab and was seen attacking a photographer and a car with an umbrella outside Kevin's home, after he refused to see her.

Friends claim the 'Toxic' singer has attempted to commit suicide before. A source said: "Britney held up two bottles of Tylenol and shouted 'I'm doing this!' Britney was terrified Kevin would get full custody of the children. She said she would kill herself if she lost her boys."

Meanwhile, Britney's mother Lynne has banned former lover Justin Timberlake from visiting the star in rehab.

A source told Britain's Sunday Mirror newspaper: "Justin was distressed to learn about the state Britney was in. Lynne was touched by the gesture but begged him not to go. He promised to hook up with her at a later date."

Yeah her dad fucking called it, she really is a sick little girl.

[Matricide]

Maybe she'll die so we have to stop hearing about her in the news. Atleast once the initial surge of stories is over.

[Swampthing]

If it weren't her in the news though you know it would just be somebody else. Wishing death on someone because there having a hard time and we are forced to hear about it is a little hardcore lol x.x

[Matricide]

between her paris and lohan.. anyway, i don't see where i wished death on her.

[Demosthenes]

WHY THE FUCK DO WE FUCKING CARE!?

[Hellboy]

WHY THE FUCK DO WE FUCKING CARE!?

cause its funny to see celebrities fall so low!

[Swampthing]

Maybe she'll die so we have to stop hearing about her in the news.

if thats not what you meant I misunderstood you

[Xavier]

She really must not want custody. I've never seen someone build a stronger case than her.

[Swampthing]

the part that was funniest to me was where she tells fed she wants to have another child with him, sigh

[Epincus]

The AP did it with Paris Hilton for a week.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/0 ... index.html

They need to ignore Britney Spears. Seriously, this is going past the point of amusement and it's now just sad, let the woman retain whatever little bit of dignity she has left.

[Swampthing]

I actually enjoyed reading that article about the hilton ban, and I agree that would be good for spears as well.

Who are the associated press though? I read a lot about them, rather hear the name frequently but I have no idea who they are.

[Souj]

Maybe she'll die so we have to stop hearing about her in the news.

just like anna nicole smith.

[Neoburai]

Britney Spears claimed she was the "Antichrist" before trying to commit suicide.

Britney has reportedly begged estranged husband Kevin Federline, 28, to renew their wedding vows and have another child.

I can't decide which is funnier.

[BRP]

I wouldn't be surprised if some of this is fake, based on a bad source. But, more importantly, I really don't care.


Wouldn't it be nice, if someday, a law is passed, that makes the paparazzi illegal? Oh, that would be a great day.

[Swampthing]

Maybe she'll die so we have to stop hearing about her in the news.

just like anna nicole smith.

yeah because we stopped hearing about smith when she died...oh, wait...


and they were both pretty funny, I'm going with the new child for the win though XD

[Swampthing]

I wouldn't be surprised if some of this is fake, based on a bad source.

I was pretty skeptical about it myself when deciding whether to post it or not. But there were so many places that published the story I just posted the most legitimate source.

[BRP]

Oh about Anne Nicole Smith...

Jack Cafferty is a badass.

http://caffertyonannanicole.ytmnd.com/

[Akiyama]

I posted a link to this story as well. Also she wrote 666 on her forehead. Posted this in the Rediculous thread because I didn't feel she deserved her own again :/

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html

[HAcoreRD]

Dude, Britney is just being an attention whore. Damn I wish she'd look at the internet for suicide tips.

[Matricide]

Atleast once the initial surge of stories is over.

Learn to read?