Bands that will make you gay!

[Kuya]

I refuse to belive this is real lol

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

Copypasta 4 u:

The Spores (endorse suicide)
Scissor Sisters
Turbonegro
Rufus Wainwright
Merzbau
Ravi Shankar
Wilco
Bjork (mb)
Tech N9ne
Ghostface Killah
Bobby Conn
Morton Subotnik
Cole Porter
The String Cheese Incident
Eagles of Death Metal
Polyphonic Spree
The Faint
Interpol
Twisted Sister (jj)
Tegan and Sara
Erasure
The Grateful Dead (drugs too)
Le Tigre
Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
The Gossip
The Magnetic Fields
The Doors
Phish
Queen
The Strokes
Morrissey(?questionable?)
Metallica
Judas Priest
The Village People
The Secret Handshake
The Rolling Stones
David Bowie
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Man or Astroman
Richard Cheese
Jay-Z
Depeche Mode
Kansas
Ani DiFranco
Fischerspooner
John Mayer
George Michael (texan)
Angel Eyes
The Indigo Girls
Velvet Underground
Madonna
Elton John
Barry Manilow
Indigo Girls
Melissa Etheridge
Eminmen
Nirvana
Boy George*
The Killers
Lou Reed
Lil' Wayne
Motorhead
Jill Sobule
Wilson Phillips
DMX
Wesley Willis
Lisa Loeb
Ted Nugent (loincloth)
Dogstar
Thirty Seconds to Mars
Lil' Kim
kd lang
Frank Sinatra
Hinder
Nickleback
Justus Kohncke
Bob Mould
Clay Aiken
Arcade Fire
Bright Eyes
Corinne Bailey Rae
Audioslave
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic at the Disco
The Cure (makeup)
Spin Doctors
The Deers
Lindsey Lohan
The Smiths
Beck
Tom Waits
The Cramps
Cannibal Corpse
Britney Spears(kissed Madonna)
Perfect Sin
The Queers
NoFx(gay punk)
Soup Dragons
Elton John(really gay)

[Alleya]

Elton John and Clay Aikin I can buy.

The Doors? How do you get more manly than Jim Morrison?

Lindsay Lohan? How is lusting after an underage whore who got fake boobs when she was 16 gay?

[Insanecyclone]

I agree w/ some but take metallica out,at least OLD metallica, new is gay

[Headspace]

DMX made me gay.

[Devek]

lol cannibal corpse..

bad memories, lol

[SephYuyX]

Cannibal Corpse? How?

[Insanecyclone]

Cannibal Corpse? How?

People dont like screaming apparently

[Daahan]

How the hell is Metallica supposed to make you gay?

[Duckroll]

Safe Music:

* Sufjan Stevens (at request of publisher)
* The Right Brothers (bush was right!)
* Dresden Dolls
* UnderOath
* Blondie**
* Cyndi Lauper
* Falling Up
* Flyleaf
* THE TURNING
* Disciple
* P.O.D
* Evanescence
* By The Tree
* Scott Reed
* Michael W. Smith
* Jars of Clay
* DC Talk
* Danielson
* Cheap Trick




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[Insanecyclone]

POD LOL

[Intense]

Hey, I like Interpol.

[Duckroll]

Follow me and together we'll C.H.O.P.S away the Gay.

[Kuya]

How the hell is Metallica supposed to make you gay?

Probably cause of the two pics they have up there...

They din't get the memo that balls need to touch for it to be gay. kekeke

[scrockstar]

1st: Blondie is a kick ass band so @ least they go that right.

2nd: I really think all these websites are made up.

Edit: Ya pretty sure this website is a joke, go look @ the guys music video, he is acting way too gay for this not to be a joke.

[Rysa]

Go watch his video of his song called "God hates fags"

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

wtf........

[scrockstar]

i found it rather funny

[Blarg]

Ya this has got to be fake, videos all seem acted, and the writing is a bit too over the top to be real.

[Kaliden]

Scar tissue is one of my favorite songs I listen to it all the time.....omg.....I like totally have an urge to take it in the ass....halp me C.H.O.P.S.

[Elesirdur]

Red Hot Chili Peppers makes you gay? Riight

Now Nickleback, they were close. Listening to Nickleback, and especially buying one of their albums, by free choice won't make you gay but it does make you a faggot for supporting shitty, shitty music.

[Axil]

Based on that list im pretty fucking gay