Dumb player names

[Nystul]

I was always of the opinion that anyone with a name that:

1. Was an intentional misspelling of something
2. Used any whole or part of a name from a major character (leading role) from the following: Lord of the Rings Mythology, Final Fantasy Mythology, Star Wars mythology, Matrix mythology, Legend of Zelda mythology, DragonballZ mythology.
3. Uses in prefix or suffix the following: Pimp, dark, evil, etc.
4. Uses endcaps on the word- for example: XGannonx, |evilneo| etc.
5. Uses an AIM name as a character name: Xboxrules (this is a real name on fairy).
6. Uses a job name in the name: Samuraidude, Darknite.
7. Tags on an extra letter at the end because the lame name you thought up was already taken: Sephirothh, Evildudee, etc.
8. Uses 2 or more fo the above in some kind of epic terrible name shitfest:

Xxdarkkgokupimpxx


Anything like that pretty much sucks.

[Shadida]

I was always of the opinion that anyone with a name that:

1. Was an intentional misspelling of something
2. Used any whole or part of a name from a major character (leading role) from the following: Lord of the Rings Mythology, Final Fantasy Mythology, Star Wars mythology, Matrix mythology, Legend of Zelda mythology, DragonballZ mythology.
3. Uses in prefix or suffix the following: Pimp, dark, evil, etc.
4. Uses endcaps on the word- for example: XGannonx, |evilneo| etc.
5. Uses an AIM name as a character name: Xboxrules (this is a real name on fairy).
6. Uses a job name in the name: Samuraidude, Darknite.
7. Tags on an extra letter at the end because the lame name you thought up was already taken: Sephirothh, Evildudee, etc.
8. Uses 2 or more fo the above in some kind of epic terrible name shitfest:

Xxdarkkgokupimpxx


Anything like that pretty much sucks.

We need Square Enix to code this into the character selection screen.

And to ban all names like Jlkjlkj

[Bxbaby]

I don't know why, but this one has always amused me.

http://www.ffxiah.com/player.php?id=415076

Sorry for the ffxiah links but I'm stuck at work

[Asswipe]

Sometimes, really generic real life names can be unintentionally funny as well. Oh, hey, all these fantasy races, but someone chooses to be a Hume named Steve. Then it just looks like the guy should be wearing business casual and not paladin artifact.

[cassiraa]

Sometimes, really generic real life names can be unintentionally funny as well. Oh, hey, all these fantasy races, but someone chooses to be a Hume named Steve. Then it just looks like the guy should be wearing business casual and not paladin artifact.

There was a BLM named Frank that I used to know. We joked that his Real name was "XxSupersaijanxX".

[Midnightjade]

Do mules count?

This is one of our old LS mules. He's a tarutaru and he's:

http://www.ffxiah.com/player.php?id=266732

[Ryko]

I was always of the opinion that anyone with a name that:

1. Was an intentional misspelling of something
2. Used any whole or part of a name from a major character (leading role) from the following: Lord of the Rings Mythology, Final Fantasy Mythology, Star Wars mythology, Matrix mythology, Legend of Zelda mythology, DragonballZ mythology.
3. Uses in prefix or suffix the following: Pimp, dark, evil, etc.
4. Uses endcaps on the word- for example: XGannonx, |evilneo| etc.
5. Uses an AIM name as a character name: Xboxrules (this is a real name on fairy).
6. Uses a job name in the name: Samuraidude, Darknite.
7. Tags on an extra letter at the end because the lame name you thought up was already taken: Sephirothh, Evildudee, etc.
8. Uses 2 or more fo the above in some kind of epic terrible name shitfest:

Xxdarkkgokupimpxx


Anything like that pretty much sucks.

Lol I know what you're thinking and I was wishing you said it lol.

[Ramor]

I like when people name themselves after a particular job class, but don't have that job class leveled or it isn't their main...

i.e. Barrd (in my LS, he's a THF main but he at least has BRD leveled, didn't for a while )
Samuraii, wasn't a samurai.

Was also someone named like...samoureye or something stupid, was a DRG

[Scythiroth]

I like when people name themselves after a particular job class, but don't have that job class leveled or it isn't their main...

i.e. Barrd (in my LS, he's a THF main but he at least has BRD leveled, didn't for a while )
Samuraii, wasn't a samurai.

Was also someone named like...samoureye or something stupid, was a DRG

There is a Whmsmn on Lakshmi, and I don't think I have ever seen them on WHM before.

[Ivaden]

I was always of the opinion that anyone with a name that:

1. Was an intentional misspelling of something
2. Used any whole or part of a name from a major character (leading role) from the following: Lord of the Rings Mythology, Final Fantasy Mythology, Star Wars mythology, Matrix mythology, Legend of Zelda mythology, DragonballZ mythology.
3. Uses in prefix or suffix the following: Pimp, dark, evil, etc.
4. Uses endcaps on the word- for example: XGannonx, |evilneo| etc.
5. Uses an AIM name as a character name: Xboxrules (this is a real name on fairy).
6. Uses a job name in the name: Samuraidude, Darknite.
7. Tags on an extra letter at the end because the lame name you thought up was already taken: Sephirothh, Evildudee, etc.
8. Uses 2 or more fo the above in some kind of epic terrible name shitfest:

Xxdarkkgokupimpxx


Anything like that pretty much sucks.

Pimpdaddy on Phoenix has Aegis. He's not a dumbass, though. Actually was a pretty lax guy the couple times I talked to him a long time ago.

[Asswipe]

I like when people name themselves after a particular job class, but don't have that job class leveled or it isn't their main...

i.e. Barrd (in my LS, he's a THF main but he at least has BRD leveled, didn't for a while :lol: )
Samuraii, wasn't a samurai.

Was also someone named like...samoureye or something stupid, was a DRG :roll:

Perfect example from forever ago: Imdaninja the DRK/BLM. Didn't even unlock NIN. He was about as smart as his name. People that name themselves something very specific generally end up looking funny when they inevitably play some other job (Shadowmage the thief, Magickitten the monk, etc.).

[Street]

just do an ffxiah.com player search for %blade%

[isladar]

Frankthatank on Caitsith -- I always see him on mage jobs.

[Senoska]

http://www.ffxiah.com/player.php?id=293051&sid=21

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[Scythiroth]

http://www.ffxiah.com/player.php?id=293051&sid=21

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http://www.ffxiah.com/player.php?id=611840

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[Avelain]

Mikehoxafloppin.

[Starr]

Kingofthejews best name ever.

[vagus]

Any combination of Dark, X, Havok is bad in my books. There is a DarkHavokX on Odin. Lol. Also any combination of Sepiroth is also a reason for that player to burn in hell.

[Tradition]

I've seen a picture of some taru PLD named Fetus a couple times. >_>

[ringthree]

Those damn Sephiroth clones all over the place! /angry

IBTL

There is a guy called Sephirothclone on Odin.